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How to say Bollocks with a lisp

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Bod

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Jul 17, 2014, 3:36:37 AM7/17/14
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Bollockth

Uncle Peter

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Jul 17, 2014, 12:42:54 PM7/17/14
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On Thu, 17 Jul 2014 08:36:37 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> Bollockth

You sound like the girl on the VW advert.

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Bod

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Jul 18, 2014, 12:31:46 PM7/18/14
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On 17/07/2014 17:42, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Thu, 17 Jul 2014 08:36:37 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
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>> Bollockth
>
> You sound like the girl on the VW advert.
>
Wanna see my tits?

Uncle Peter

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Jul 18, 2014, 3:13:01 PM7/18/14
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She was too young for tits.

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Vienerslide.

Bod

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Jul 19, 2014, 6:11:06 AM7/19/14
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On 18/07/2014 20:13, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Jul 2014 17:31:46 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 17/07/2014 17:42, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2014 08:36:37 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Bollockth
>>>
>>> You sound like the girl on the VW advert.
>>>
>> Wanna see my tits?
>
> She was too young for tits.
>
Do you wanna stick yer tongue up my bum?

Uncle Peter

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Jul 19, 2014, 6:38:20 AM7/19/14
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I've never seen the advantage in that sort of thing.

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"I explained about which cables to hook up where and in what order.
She said, 'ok, I got all that, so now, which car do you start first?'"

Bod

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Jul 19, 2014, 1:30:21 PM7/19/14
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On 19/07/2014 11:38, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Jul 2014 11:11:06 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 18/07/2014 20:13, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Fri, 18 Jul 2014 17:31:46 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 17/07/2014 17:42, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2014 08:36:37 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Bollockth
>>>>>
>>>>> You sound like the girl on the VW advert.
>>>>>
>>>> Wanna see my tits?
>>>
>>> She was too young for tits.
>>>
>> Do you wanna stick yer tongue up my bum?
>
> I've never seen the advantage in that sort of thing.
>
Don't knock it untill you've tried it ;-)

Uncle Peter

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Jul 19, 2014, 7:55:16 PM7/19/14
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Are you into receiving vomit?

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Bod

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Jul 20, 2014, 7:59:55 AM7/20/14
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On 20/07/2014 00:55, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Jul 2014 18:30:21 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 19/07/2014 11:38, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sat, 19 Jul 2014 11:11:06 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 18/07/2014 20:13, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 18 Jul 2014 17:31:46 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 17/07/2014 17:42, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>>>> Wanna see my tits?
>>>>>
>>>>> She was too young for tits.
>>>>>
>>>> Do you wanna stick yer tongue up my bum?
>>>
>>> I've never seen the advantage in that sort of thing.
>>>
>> Don't knock it untill you've tried it ;-)
>
> Are you into receiving vomit?
>
No, I use a Puke Blocker.
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