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I was abducted by aliens last night
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Bod
Jun 20, 2014, 12:19:42 PM6/20/14
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A UFO landed on top of shed No.3 and 3 little green men and they lifted
me out of bed, then carried me to their spaceship and proceeded to
interrogate and interfere with my wanger.
They asked me why I every Earthling spells Gypo as Gyppo except Paul who
posts in planet Earth's newsgroup called *bollocks*.
I tried to explain that Gyppo was the Oxford dictionary definition,
which is accepted by all Earthlings as the standard correct way to spell it.
The leading alien got very angry with me and slapped my todger with a
cosmic testicle laser probe. He shouted (through his rectum) "YOU MUST
SPELL IT THE WAY OF THE EARTHLING, PAUL, BECAUSE HE SPELLS IT CORRECT
AND ALL THE REST OF YOU ARE WRONG, WE ARE IN CONTACT WITH PAUL, HE CAN
SEE US AND SPEAKS OUR LANGUAGE!!".
He then farted something about a battery charger.
Next minute I was back in bed.
Bloody weird!
me out of bed, then carried me to their spaceship and proceeded to
interrogate and interfere with my wanger.
They asked me why I every Earthling spells Gypo as Gyppo except Paul who
posts in planet Earth's newsgroup called *bollocks*.
I tried to explain that Gyppo was the Oxford dictionary definition,
which is accepted by all Earthlings as the standard correct way to spell it.
The leading alien got very angry with me and slapped my todger with a
cosmic testicle laser probe. He shouted (through his rectum) "YOU MUST
SPELL IT THE WAY OF THE EARTHLING, PAUL, BECAUSE HE SPELLS IT CORRECT
AND ALL THE REST OF YOU ARE WRONG, WE ARE IN CONTACT WITH PAUL, HE CAN
SEE US AND SPEAKS OUR LANGUAGE!!".
He then farted something about a battery charger.
Next minute I was back in bed.
Bloody weird!
Uncle Peter
Jun 20, 2014, 6:16:12 PM6/20/14
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Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight.
The operator asks "How many people are flying with you?"
Paddy replies "I don't know! It’s your flipping plane!"
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