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Bod
Jul 23, 2014, 2:16:21 PM7/23/14
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sat up in bed and then wondered why you just sat up?
Uncle Peter
Jul 23, 2014, 4:38:31 PM7/23/14
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On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 19:16:21 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> sat up in bed and then wondered why you just sat up?
No, but I've fallen onto my bed from a height of 1 metre in the middle of the night. I've also felt like my bed was tilting like on a ship.
> sat up in bed and then wondered why you just sat up?
--
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
Bod
Jul 24, 2014, 6:48:54 AM7/24/14
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On 23/07/2014 21:38, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 19:16:21 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> sat up in bed and then wondered why you just sat up?
>
> No, but I've fallen onto my bed from a height of 1 metre in the middle
> of the night. I've also felt like my bed was tilting like on a ship.
>
You had been been levitating in bed and then dropped ?
> On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 19:16:21 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> sat up in bed and then wondered why you just sat up?
>
> No, but I've fallen onto my bed from a height of 1 metre in the middle
> of the night. I've also felt like my bed was tilting like on a ship.
>
Uncle Peter
Jul 24, 2014, 7:37:54 PM7/24/14
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--
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.
"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."
Bod
Jul 25, 2014, 3:46:34 AM7/25/14
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On 25/07/2014 00:37, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Thu, 24 Jul 2014 11:48:54 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 23/07/2014 21:38, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 19:16:21 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> sat up in bed and then wondered why you just sat up?
>>>
>>> No, but I've fallen onto my bed from a height of 1 metre in the middle
>>> of the night. I've also felt like my bed was tilting like on a ship.
>>>
>> You had been been levitating in bed and then dropped ?
>
> It felt like it. I thought most had experienced this?
>
I haven't.
> On Thu, 24 Jul 2014 11:48:54 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 23/07/2014 21:38, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 19:16:21 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> sat up in bed and then wondered why you just sat up?
>>>
>>> No, but I've fallen onto my bed from a height of 1 metre in the middle
>>> of the night. I've also felt like my bed was tilting like on a ship.
>>>
>> You had been been levitating in bed and then dropped ?
>
> It felt like it. I thought most had experienced this?
>
Bod
Jul 28, 2014, 4:16:57 AM7/28/14
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cum all over her tits?
Uncle Peter
Jul 28, 2014, 6:45:44 AM7/28/14
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Women generally don't fart as much as men, because they never shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Bod
Jul 28, 2014, 7:49:28 AM7/28/14
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On 28/07/2014 11:45, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Mon, 28 Jul 2014 09:16:57 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 25/07/2014 08:46, Bod wrote:
>>> On 25/07/2014 00:37, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 24 Jul 2014 11:48:54 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 23/07/2014 21:38, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 19:16:21 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, but I've fallen onto my bed from a height of 1 metre in the
>>>>>> middle
>>>>>> of the night. I've also felt like my bed was tilting like on a ship.
>>>>>>
>>>>> You had been been levitating in bed and then dropped ?
>>>>
>>>> It felt like it. I thought most had experienced this?
>>>>
>>> I haven't.
>> >
>> Have you ever dreamt that you were shagging the Queen and
>> cum all over her tits?
>
> I do not find Queen or the Queen attractive.
>
Prince Philip?
> On Mon, 28 Jul 2014 09:16:57 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 25/07/2014 08:46, Bod wrote:
>>> On 25/07/2014 00:37, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 24 Jul 2014 11:48:54 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 23/07/2014 21:38, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 19:16:21 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, but I've fallen onto my bed from a height of 1 metre in the
>>>>>> middle
>>>>>> of the night. I've also felt like my bed was tilting like on a ship.
>>>>>>
>>>>> You had been been levitating in bed and then dropped ?
>>>>
>>>> It felt like it. I thought most had experienced this?
>>>>
>>> I haven't.
>> >
>> Have you ever dreamt that you were shagging the Queen and
>> cum all over her tits?
>
> I do not find Queen or the Queen attractive.
>
Uncle Peter
Jul 28, 2014, 9:11:47 AM7/28/14
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--
Did you hear about the little Indian chief who didn't know the difference between heads and tails?
He was always bringing home scalps with holes in them.
Bod
Jul 29, 2014, 2:51:37 AM7/29/14
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On 28/07/2014 14:11, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Mon, 28 Jul 2014 12:49:28 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 28/07/2014 11:45, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Mon, 28 Jul 2014 09:16:57 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 25/07/2014 08:46, Bod wrote:
>>>>> On 25/07/2014 00:37, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Jul 2014 11:48:54 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It felt like it. I thought most had experienced this?
>>>>>>
>>>>> I haven't.
>>>> >
>>>> Have you ever dreamt that you were shagging the Queen and
>>>> cum all over her tits?
>>>
>>> I do not find Queen or the Queen attractive.
>>>
>> Prince Philip?
>
> He has an outrageous accent.
>
I've heard he gives good head.
> On Mon, 28 Jul 2014 12:49:28 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 28/07/2014 11:45, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Mon, 28 Jul 2014 09:16:57 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 25/07/2014 08:46, Bod wrote:
>>>>> On 25/07/2014 00:37, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 24 Jul 2014 11:48:54 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It felt like it. I thought most had experienced this?
>>>>>>
>>>>> I haven't.
>>>> >
>>>> Have you ever dreamt that you were shagging the Queen and
>>>> cum all over her tits?
>>>
>>> I do not find Queen or the Queen attractive.
>>>
>> Prince Philip?
>
> He has an outrageous accent.
>
Uncle Peter
Jul 29, 2014, 9:16:38 AM7/29/14
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--
Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints (0.96 liter) of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
Bod
Jul 29, 2014, 9:41:14 AM7/29/14
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On 29/07/2014 14:16, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Jul 2014 07:51:37 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 28/07/2014 14:11, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Mon, 28 Jul 2014 12:49:28 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 28/07/2014 11:45, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 28 Jul 2014 09:16:57 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 25/07/2014 08:46, Bod wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> Have you ever dreamt that you were shagging the Queen and
>>>>>> cum all over her tits?
>>>>>
>>>>> I do not find Queen or the Queen attractive.
>>>>>
>>>> Prince Philip?
>>>
>>> He has an outrageous accent.
>>>
>> I've heard he gives good head.
>
> He's 7 foot tall, he couldn't crouch down low enough.
>
Maybe, but if you sat on a stool, that should be a comfortable height to
> On Tue, 29 Jul 2014 07:51:37 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 28/07/2014 14:11, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Mon, 28 Jul 2014 12:49:28 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 28/07/2014 11:45, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 28 Jul 2014 09:16:57 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 25/07/2014 08:46, Bod wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> Have you ever dreamt that you were shagging the Queen and
>>>>>> cum all over her tits?
>>>>>
>>>>> I do not find Queen or the Queen attractive.
>>>>>
>>>> Prince Philip?
>>>
>>> He has an outrageous accent.
>>>
>> I've heard he gives good head.
>
> He's 7 foot tall, he couldn't crouch down low enough.
>
give him a BJ.
Bod
Jul 29, 2014, 9:42:48 AM7/29/14
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Tied yourself to a tree and then thought, why am I doing this?
Uncle Peter
Jul 29, 2014, 6:42:58 PM7/29/14
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Complete with obligatory low frequency bass, electrically recorded on a four track in two hours. This has enough power to destroy the most expensive washing machine.
Uncle Peter
Jul 29, 2014, 6:43:47 PM7/29/14
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On Tue, 29 Jul 2014 14:42:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> Tied yourself to a tree and then thought, why am I doing this?
I once toughtaped someone to lamppost. He was apparently there for 4 hours before some "kind" woman undid him.
> Tied yourself to a tree and then thought, why am I doing this?
--
O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."
Bod
Jul 30, 2014, 6:28:19 AM7/30/14
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On 29/07/2014 23:42, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Jul 2014 14:41:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 29/07/2014 14:16, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 29 Jul 2014 07:51:37 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 28/07/2014 14:11, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 28 Jul 2014 12:49:28 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 28/07/2014 11:45, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> Prince Philip?
>>>>>
>>>>> He has an outrageous accent.
>>>>>
>>>> I've heard he gives good head.
>>>
>>> He's 7 foot tall, he couldn't crouch down low enough.
>>>
>> Maybe, but if you sat on a stool, that should be a comfortable height to
>> give him a BJ.
>
> That would taste disgusting. It must be really off by now.
>
As they say....."suck it and see"
> On Tue, 29 Jul 2014 14:41:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 29/07/2014 14:16, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 29 Jul 2014 07:51:37 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 28/07/2014 14:11, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 28 Jul 2014 12:49:28 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 28/07/2014 11:45, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> Prince Philip?
>>>>>
>>>>> He has an outrageous accent.
>>>>>
>>>> I've heard he gives good head.
>>>
>>> He's 7 foot tall, he couldn't crouch down low enough.
>>>
>> Maybe, but if you sat on a stool, that should be a comfortable height to
>> give him a BJ.
>
> That would taste disgusting. It must be really off by now.
>
Bod
Jul 30, 2014, 6:29:56 AM7/30/14
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On 29/07/2014 23:43, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Jul 2014 14:42:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> Tied yourself to a tree and then thought, why am I doing this?
>
> I once toughtaped someone to lamppost. He was apparently there for 4
> hours before some "kind" woman undid him.
>
Did you roger him?
> On Tue, 29 Jul 2014 14:42:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> Tied yourself to a tree and then thought, why am I doing this?
>
> I once toughtaped someone to lamppost. He was apparently there for 4
> hours before some "kind" woman undid him.
>
Uncle Peter
Jul 30, 2014, 3:04:52 PM7/30/14
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