Google Groups no longer supports new Usenet posts or subscriptions. Historical content remains viewable.
Dismiss
Heaven
0 views
Skip to first unread message
@red.com Redhead
Aug 14, 2002, 7:53:52 AM8/14/02
to
The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the
end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"
end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"
"Heaven!" they all piped up.
"And what do you have to be to get there?"
"Dead!"
The Fourth Warrior~::.
Aug 14, 2002, 8:07:14 AM8/14/02
to
"Redhead" <Redhead @red.com> wrote in message
news:ajdgcg$sc5$1...@helle.btinternet.com...
> The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and
going to heaven. At the
> end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"
>
> "Heaven!" they all piped up.
>
"Wings!", they piped up.
"And what else?" asked the Pastor.
"A harp", replied one bright little girl.
"Yes", said the Pastor, "And what does that make you?"
And from the corner a little black boy cried out, "Please,Sir, I know that
one Sir, please Sir, let me Sir, aawwww please Sir." frantically waving his
arm in the air.
The Pastor taking pity on the boy's enthusiasm picked him out, "Yes, Rastus,
and what would that make you?"
The little lad relied so full of confidence, " Sir, that would make me Sir,
a bat!"
---------------------------------------------
Redhead, me love, sorry for pinching that one off you and if we ever meet I
owe you a drink for doing it.
@red.com Redhead
Aug 14, 2002, 9:31:16 AM8/14/02
to
"The Fourth Warrior~::." <da...@submersibles.com> wrote in message
news:QMr69.2348$0U4....@newsfep1-win.server.ntli.net...
0 new messages