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Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 6, 2011, 10:03:33 AM11/6/11
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Hands up (tee hee) who has ever grown a third hand to allow them to put something into a carrier bag while holding it open?

--
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19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that christmas decorations were chocolate.

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Nov 7, 2011, 2:41:43 AM11/7/11
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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4i5f7miytk5n5@i7-940:

> Hands up (tee hee) who has ever grown a third hand to allow them to
> put something into a carrier bag while holding it open?
>

That's not why I grew it.

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Goodbye, Oldfield

Bod

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Nov 7, 2011, 8:09:43 AM11/7/11
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On 06/11/2011 15:03, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> Hands up (tee hee) who has ever grown a third hand to allow them to put
> something into a carrier bag while holding it open?
>
>
<bzzzt!>.................no.

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Bod

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 7, 2011, 5:12:34 PM11/7/11
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We may not wish to continue this story further.
It's strange, isn't it? You stand in the middle of a library and go "Aaaaaaagghhhh!!!!" and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

ah

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Nov 9, 2011, 8:41:52 PM11/9/11
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On 11/7/2011 5:12 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:43 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4i5f7miytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> Hands up (tee hee) who has ever grown a third hand to allow them to
>>> put something into a carrier bag while holding it open?
>>>
>>
>> That's not why I grew it.
>
> We may not wish to continue this story further.

Oh! 'We' do, do 'we'?!?
--
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Nov 9, 2011, 8:47:33 PM11/9/11
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ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in
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i give really good head

Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF

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Nov 10, 2011, 12:56:08 AM11/10/11
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What do you mean 'we', kemosabi?

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- KRudd at his finest.

"The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
- Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.

"This is the recession we had to have!"
- Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour recession.

"Silly old bugger!"
- Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.

"By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
- Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.

"A billion trees ..."
- Borke, pissed as a newt again.

"Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
general!"
- Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
appointee for Governor General John Kerr.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB CUNT!"
- FlangesBum on learning the truth about Labour's economic capabilities.

"I don't care what you fuckers think!"
- KRudd the KRude Rat at his finest again.

"We'll just change it all when we get in."
- Garrett the carrott

"There will be no carbon tax."
- Juliar Dullard

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Nov 10, 2011, 2:35:14 AM11/10/11
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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4ljy802ytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:43 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>> news:op.v4i5f7miytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> Hands up (tee hee) who has ever grown a third hand to allow them to
>>> put something into a carrier bag while holding it open?
>>>
>>
>> That's not why I grew it.
>
> We may not wish to continue this story further.
>

A wise suggestion.

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Goodbye, Oldfield

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 10, 2011, 5:27:18 AM11/10/11
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Irrelevant to the discussion, but noted for future reference.
"Mummy told me if I looked at porn, I would turn to stone, and I can feel it starting in my willy."

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 10, 2011, 5:27:19 AM11/10/11
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Yes, I'm in the ROYAL air force you know.
"Do you like Kipling?"
"I don't know, I've never kippled."

ah

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Nov 10, 2011, 6:35:38 PM11/10/11
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On 11/10/2011 5:27 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:41:52 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/7/2011 5:12 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:43 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4i5f7miytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>
>>>>> Hands up (tee hee) who has ever grown a third hand to allow them to
>>>>> put something into a carrier bag while holding it open?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> That's not why I grew it.
>>>
>>> We may not wish to continue this story further.
>>
>> Oh! 'We' do, do 'we'?!?
>
> Yes, I'm in the ROYAL air force you know.

right, right, right

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 10, 2011, 9:22:39 PM11/10/11
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On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:35:38 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On 11/10/2011 5:27 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:41:52 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 11/7/2011 5:12 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:43 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4i5f7miytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>

>>>>>
>>>>> That's not why I grew it.
>>>>
>>>> We may not wish to continue this story further.
>>>
>>> Oh! 'We' do, do 'we'?!?
>>
>> Yes, I'm in the ROYAL air force you know.
>
> right, right, right

That's the army that says that.
I am sorry I offended you - I should have lied.

ah

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Nov 10, 2011, 10:00:39 PM11/10/11
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On 11/10/2011 9:22 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:35:38 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/10/2011 5:27 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:41:52 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 11/7/2011 5:12 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:43 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4i5f7miytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's not why I grew it.
>>>>>
>>>>> We may not wish to continue this story further.
>>>>
>>>> Oh! 'We' do, do 'we'?!?
>>>
>>> Yes, I'm in the ROYAL air force you know.
>>
>> right, right, right
>
> That's the army that says that.

ah

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Nov 11, 2011, 10:15:40 PM11/11/11
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On 11/10/2011 12:56 AM, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF wrote:
> ah wrote:
>> On 11/7/2011 5:12 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:43 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield<gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott"<n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4i5f7miytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>
>>>>> Hands up (tee hee) who has ever grown a third hand to allow them to
>>>>> put something into a carrier bag while holding it open?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> That's not why I grew it.
>>>
>>> We may not wish to continue this story further.
>>
>> Oh! 'We' do, do 'we'?!?
>
> What do you mean 'we', kemosabi?

Are you hung on the w, or is it the e?

Aratzio

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Nov 11, 2011, 10:43:12 PM11/11/11
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On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 22:00:39 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
<splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
OH dear gawd, you allowed Hucker in here?

<SHUN>

Aratzio

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Nov 11, 2011, 10:44:42 PM11/11/11
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On Fri, 11 Nov 2011 22:15:40 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
<splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:

Soon enough we will have Leyland and that sig of his posting.

HARUMPH!

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Nov 12, 2011, 2:16:24 AM11/12/11
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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4p7btbpytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:41:52 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/7/2011 5:12 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:43 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>> news:op.v4i5f7miytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>
>>>>> Hands up (tee hee) who has ever grown a third hand to allow them
>>>>> to put something into a carrier bag while holding it open?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> That's not why I grew it.
>>>
>>> We may not wish to continue this story further.
>>
>> Oh! 'We' do, do 'we'?!?
>
> Yes, I'm in the ROYAL air force you know.
>

So you'll be on the dole soon then?

--

Goodbye, Oldfield

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Nov 12, 2011, 2:19:10 AM11/12/11
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Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:opqrb7l5rqh6v19c2...@4ax.com:
Liberty is a cornerstone of demon.local. Even for complete fools.

--

Goodbye, Oldfield

Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF

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Nov 12, 2011, 8:28:19 AM11/12/11
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What's that about his rump?

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Nov 13, 2011, 4:26:44 AM11/13/11
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"Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF"
<Trollene.the.liar.has.had.more.kook.outs.than.ive.had.hot.dinners@kanga
r
ooistan.com.au> wrote in
news:4ebe7473$0$29987$c3e8da3$5496...@news.astraweb.com:

> Aratzio wrote:
>> On Fri, 11 Nov 2011 22:15:40 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
>> <splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>> On 11/10/2011 12:56 AM, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF wrote:
>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>> On 11/7/2011 5:12 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>>> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:43 -0000, Goodbye,
>>>>>> Oldfield<gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott"<n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:op.v4i5f7miytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hands up (tee hee) who has ever grown a third hand to allow
>>>>>>>> them to put something into a carrier bag while holding it open?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That's not why I grew it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We may not wish to continue this story further.
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh! 'We' do, do 'we'?!?
>>>>
>>>> What do you mean 'we', kemosabi?
>>>
>>> Are you hung on the w, or is it the e?
>>
>> Soon enough we will have Leyland and that sig of his posting.
>>
>> HARUMPH!
>
> What's that about his rump?
>

It laughs.

--

Goodbye, Oldfield

Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF

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Nov 14, 2011, 9:50:19 AM11/14/11
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Sounds more like a chortle.

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 15, 2011, 6:11:48 AM11/15/11
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On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:24 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:

> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4p7btbpytk5n5@i7-940:
>
>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:41:52 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 11/7/2011 5:12 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:43 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:op.v4i5f7miytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>

>>>>>
>>>>> That's not why I grew it.
>>>>
>>>> We may not wish to continue this story further.
>>>
>>> Oh! 'We' do, do 'we'?!?
>>
>> Yes, I'm in the ROYAL air force you know.
>>
>
> So you'll be on the dole soon then?

The dole has it's advantages.
"The Ten Commandments contain 297 words.
The Bill of Rights is stated in 463 words.
Lincoln's Gettysburg Address contains 266 words.
A recent federal directive to regulate the price of cabbage contains 26,911 words." -- Atlanta Journal

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 15, 2011, 6:12:12 AM11/15/11
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Awa an boil yer heed!
Confuscious say: "Man who lives in glass house should change in basement."

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 15, 2011, 6:12:21 AM11/15/11
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Like he could stop me.

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 15, 2011, 6:14:30 AM11/15/11
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On Mon, 14 Nov 2011 14:50:19 -0000, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF <Trollene.the.liar.has.had.more.k...@kangarooistan.com.au> wrote:

> Goodbye, Oldfield wrote:
>> "Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF"
>> <Trollene.the.liar.has.had.more.kook.outs.than.ive.had.hot.dinners@kanga
>> r
>> ooistan.com.au> wrote in
>> news:4ebe7473$0$29987$c3e8da3$5496...@news.astraweb.com:
>>
>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 11 Nov 2011 22:15:40 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
>>>> <splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>> On 11/10/2011 12:56 AM, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF wrote:

>>>>>
>>>>> Are you hung on the w, or is it the e?
>>>>
>>>> Soon enough we will have Leyland and that sig of his posting.
>>>>
>>>> HARUMPH!
>>>
>>> What's that about his rump?
>>
>> It laughs.
>
> Sounds more like a chortle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJQoxdSFTJ0
Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses?
Italians hate ALL witnesses.

Goodbye, Oldfield

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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4ziqmo4ytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:19:10 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>> news:opqrb7l5rqh6v19c2...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 22:00:39 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
>>> <splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>> On 11/10/2011 9:22 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:35:38 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 11/10/2011 5:27 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> right, right, right
>>>>>
>>>>> That's the army that says that.
>>>>
>>>> right, right, right
>>>
>>> OH dear gawd, you allowed Hucker in here?
>>>
>>> <SHUN>
>>>
>>
>> Liberty is a cornerstone of demon.local. Even for complete fools.
>
> Awa an boil yer heed!
>

I am at liberty to boil my head, yes. Good example.

--

Goodbye, Oldfield

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Nov 16, 2011, 4:20:37 AM11/16/11
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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4zipye1ytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:24 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>> news:op.v4p7btbpytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:41:52 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 11/7/2011 5:12 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:43 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:op.v4i5f7miytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's not why I grew it.
>>>>>
>>>>> We may not wish to continue this story further.
>>>>
>>>> Oh! 'We' do, do 'we'?!?
>>>
>>> Yes, I'm in the ROYAL air force you know.
>>>
>>
>> So you'll be on the dole soon then?
>
> The dole has it's advantages.
>
>

Like poverty.

--

Goodbye, Oldfield

ah

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Nov 16, 2011, 6:34:12 PM11/16/11
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AWOl for quite some time.

He's probably off invading the RF-space of some unsuspecting Mediterranean resort.
--
a "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5X4N2exOsU" h

ah

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Nov 16, 2011, 6:34:49 PM11/16/11
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IAWTP.

ah

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Nov 16, 2011, 6:35:32 PM11/16/11
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Kind of like mold, now that I think on it.

<SPRAYS>

ah

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Nov 16, 2011, 6:37:40 PM11/16/11
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On 11/15/2011 6:12 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 03:43:12 -0000, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 22:00:39 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
>> <splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>> On 11/10/2011 9:22 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:35:38 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 11/10/2011 5:27 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:41:52 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes, I'm in the ROYAL air force you know.
>>>>>
>>>>> right, right, right
>>>>
>>>> That's the army that says that.
>>>
>>> right, right, right
>>
>> OH dear gawd, you allowed Hucker in here?
>>
>> <SHUN>
>
> Like he could stop me.

I have volumes of archival material, and retain at least three Counselors at
any one time.

Don't press the issue.

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 27, 2011, 4:40:46 AM11/27/11
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What is it an example of?
What do you call an Amish man with his arm up a horse's ass?
A mechanic.

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 27, 2011, 4:40:59 AM11/27/11
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Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 27, 2011, 5:00:41 AM11/27/11
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[reaches out with deformed green hand and grabs ah by the nose]
Why is the front of an aeroplane called a cockpit?
If you have female pilots do you call it a pussypit?

Lieutenant Scott

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Nov 27, 2011, 5:00:57 AM11/27/11
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[presses the issue]
Never dive into deep concrete.

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Dec 1, 2011, 4:00:40 AM12/1/11
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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v5lmh8njytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:37 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>> news:op.v4ziqmo4ytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:19:10 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>> news:opqrb7l5rqh6v19c2...@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 22:00:39 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
>>>>> <splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 11/10/2011 9:22 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>
>>>
>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> right, right, right
>>>>>
>>>>> OH dear gawd, you allowed Hucker in here?
>>>>>
>>>>> <SHUN>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Liberty is a cornerstone of demon.local. Even for complete fools.
>>>
>>> Awa an boil yer heed!
>>>
>>
>> I am at liberty to boil my head, yes. Good example.
>
> What is it an example of?
>
>

The liberty of DL.

--

Goodbye, Oldfield

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Dec 1, 2011, 4:00:40 AM12/1/11
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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v5lmilkkytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:37 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>> news:op.v4zipye1ytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:24 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>> news:op.v4p7btbpytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:41:52 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 11/7/2011 5:12 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh! 'We' do, do 'we'?!?
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes, I'm in the ROYAL air force you know.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> So you'll be on the dole soon then?
>>>
>>> The dole has it's advantages.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Like poverty.
>
> Lying in.
>

Lying to the dole officer.

--

Goodbye, Oldfield

ah

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Lieutenant Scott

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Jan 1, 2012, 10:29:03 AM1/1/12
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On Sun, 01 Jan 2012 14:43:32 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On 11/27/2011 5:00 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 23:37:40 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 11/15/2011 6:12 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 03:43:12 -0000, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 22:00:39 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
>>>>> <splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>>
>>>>> OH dear gawd, you allowed Hucker in here?
>>>>>
>>>>> <SHUN>
>>>>
>>>> Like he could stop me.
>>>
>>> I have volumes of archival material, and retain at least three Counselors at
>>> any one time.
>>>
>>> Don't press the issue.
>>
>> [presses the issue]
>
> Stop that!

Does it tickle?
"O'Ryan," asked the druggist, "did that mudpack I gave you improve your wife's appearance?"
"It did, surely," replied O'Ryan, "but it keeps fallin' off!"

Lieutenant Scott

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On Thu, 01 Dec 2011 09:00:40 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:

> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v5lmilkkytk5n5@i7-940:
>
>> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:37 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>
>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>> news:op.v4zipye1ytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:24 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:op.v4p7btbpytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>

>>
>>>>
>>

>>>>>
>>>>> So you'll be on the dole soon then?
>>>>
>>>> The dole has it's advantages.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Like poverty.
>>
>> Lying in.
>>
>
> Lying to the dole officer.

Did you know "not being able to get on with people and communicate successfully" is counted towards your benefit?
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

Lieutenant Scott

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Jan 1, 2012, 10:39:25 AM1/1/12
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On Thu, 01 Dec 2011 09:00:40 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:

> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v5lmh8njytk5n5@i7-940:
>
>> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:37 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>
>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>> news:op.v4ziqmo4ytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:19:10 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:opqrb7l5rqh6v19c2...@4ax.com:
>>>>>

>>
>>>>
>>
>>>>
>>

>>>>>
>>>>> Liberty is a cornerstone of demon.local. Even for complete fools.
>>>>
>>>> Awa an boil yer heed!
>>>>
>>>
>>> I am at liberty to boil my head, yes. Good example.
>>
>> What is it an example of?
>>
>>
>
> The liberty of DL.

It's cracked.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/08/Liberty_Bell_2008.jpg/256px-Liberty_Bell_2008.jpg
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
When her favorite sexual position is next door.

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Jan 2, 2012, 4:39:05 AM1/2/12
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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v7ewfznnytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Thu, 01 Dec 2011 09:00:40 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>> news:op.v5lmh8njytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:37 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>> news:op.v4ziqmo4ytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:19:10 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:opqrb7l5rqh6v19c2...@4ax.com:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Liberty is a cornerstone of demon.local. Even for complete fools.
>>>>>
>>>>> Awa an boil yer heed!
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I am at liberty to boil my head, yes. Good example.
>>>
>>> What is it an example of?
>>>
>>>
>>
>> The liberty of DL.
>
> It's cracked.
> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/08/Liberty_Bell_
2
> 008.jpg/256px-Liberty_Bell_2008.jpg
>

You're cracked.

--

Goodbye, Oldfield

Goodbye, Oldfield

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Jan 2, 2012, 4:39:06 AM1/2/12
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"Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v7ewg9woytk5n5@i7-940:

> On Thu, 01 Dec 2011 09:00:40 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>
>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>> news:op.v5lmilkkytk5n5@i7-940:
>>
>>> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:20:37 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>> news:op.v4zipye1ytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:16:24 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>>>> news:op.v4p7btbpytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So you'll be on the dole soon then?
>>>>>
>>>>> The dole has it's advantages.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Like poverty.
>>>
>>> Lying in.
>>>
>>
>> Lying to the dole officer.
>
> Did you know "not being able to get on with people and communicate
> successfully" is counted towards your benefit?
>

Yeah, that's why I'm broke.

--

Goodbye, Oldfield

ah

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Jan 11, 2012, 5:44:42 PM1/11/12
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On 1/1/2012 10:29 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Sun, 01 Jan 2012 14:43:32 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/27/2011 5:00 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 23:37:40 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 11/15/2011 6:12 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2011 03:43:12 -0000, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 22:00:39 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
>>>>>> <splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> OH dear gawd, you allowed Hucker in here?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <SHUN>
>>>>>
>>>>> Like he could stop me.
>>>>
>>>> I have volumes of archival material, and retain at least three Counselors at
>>>> any one time.
>>>>
>>>> Don't press the issue.
>>>
>>> [presses the issue]
>>
>> Stop that!
>
> Does it tickle?

No. Messes wif me bandwidth!
--
a "http://ded.increpare.com/~locus/puppy_shelter/" h

ah

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Jan 11, 2012, 5:45:10 PM1/11/12
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On 11/27/2011 5:00 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 23:35:32 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11/11/2011 10:43 PM, Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 22:00:39 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
>>> <splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>> On 11/10/2011 9:22 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:35:38 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 11/10/2011 5:27 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> right, right, right
>>>>>
>>>>> That's the army that says that.
>>>>
>>>> right, right, right
>>>
>>> OH dear gawd, you allowed Hucker in here?
>>>
>>> <SHUN>
>>
>> Kind of like mold, now that I think on it.
>>
>> <SPRAYS>
>
> [reaches out with deformed green hand and grabs ah by the nose]

What?

ah

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May 16, 2013, 9:07:40 PM5/16/13
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On 11/15/11 6:14 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
> On Mon, 14 Nov 2011 14:50:19 -0000, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF <Trollene.the.liar.has.had.more.k...@kangarooistan.com.au> wrote:
>
>> Goodbye, Oldfield wrote:
>>> "Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF"
>>> <Trollene.the.liar.has.had.more.kook.outs.than.ive.had.hot.dinners@kanga
>>> r
>>> ooistan.com.au> wrote in
>>> news:4ebe7473$0$29987$c3e8da3$5496...@news.astraweb.com:
>>>
>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 11 Nov 2011 22:15:40 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
>>>>> <splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 11/10/2011 12:56 AM, Dr Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF wrote:
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Are you hung on the w, or is it the e?
>>>>>
>>>>> Soon enough we will have Leyland and that sig of his posting.
>>>>>
>>>>> HARUMPH!
>>>>
>>>> What's that about his rump?
>>>
>>> It laughs.
>>
>> Sounds more like a chortle.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJQoxdSFTJ0

Twat.
--
a "<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_NV_jhALus>" h

ah

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May 16, 2013, 9:09:46 PM5/16/13
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On 11/11/11 10:43 PM, Aratzio wrote:
> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 22:00:39 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
> <splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On 11/10/2011 9:22 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:35:38 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 11/10/2011 5:27 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:41:52 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 11/7/2011 5:12 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>>>> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:43 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4i5f7miytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That's not why I grew it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> We may not wish to continue this story further.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh! 'We' do, do 'we'?!?
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes, I'm in the ROYAL air force you know.
>>>>
>>>> right, right, right
>>>
>>> That's the army that says that.
>>
>>right, right, right
>
> OH dear gawd, you allowed Hucker in here?
>
> <SHUN>

E's like mold: it works itself into most available crevices.

Gefreiter Krueger

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May 17, 2013, 9:10:17 AM5/17/13
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Don't you like farts?

--
All religions are part of Operation Mindfuck: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Mindfuck

Gefreiter Krueger

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May 17, 2013, 9:10:48 AM5/17/13
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Ooo er!

--
A child is for life, not just for benefits.

Mr Pounder

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May 17, 2013, 1:35:26 PM5/17/13
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Fuck off ah.


Aratzio

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May 17, 2013, 5:53:30 PM5/17/13
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On Thu, 16 May 2013 21:09:46 -0400, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
<splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:

>On 11/11/11 10:43 PM, Aratzio wrote:
>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 22:00:39 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
>> <splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>On 11/10/2011 9:22 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 23:35:38 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 11/10/2011 5:27 AM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:41:52 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 11/7/2011 5:12 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:43 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4i5f7miytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That's not why I grew it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> We may not wish to continue this story further.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Oh! 'We' do, do 'we'?!?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes, I'm in the ROYAL air force you know.
>>>>>
>>>>> right, right, right
>>>>
>>>> That's the army that says that.
>>>
>>>right, right, right
>>
>> OH dear gawd, you allowed Hucker in here?
>>
>> <SHUN>
>
>E's like mold: it works itself into most available crevices.

That's more a slime mold than yer everyday mold.

Aratzio

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May 17, 2013, 5:55:18 PM5/17/13
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On Fri, 17 May 2013 18:35:26 +0100, in the land of alt.aratzio, "Mr
Pounder" <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> got double secret probation
for writing:

>
>Fuck off ah.
Fuck on ah.

Gefreiter Krueger

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May 17, 2013, 5:58:04 PM5/17/13
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Philth!

--
Mary had a little lamb, it walked into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its arse, and turned its wool to nylon.

ah

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Jun 9, 2013, 1:51:01 PM6/9/13
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yes. Yes. YES!!
--
a "<https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=zA2vPX-CWSE>" h

ah

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Jun 9, 2013, 1:52:24 PM6/9/13
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Aye. Its development is fast--and furrious--but short-lived.

ah

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Jun 9, 2013, 1:53:08 PM6/9/13
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On 11/12/11 2:16 AM, Goodbye, Oldfield wrote:
> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in news:op.v4p7btbpytk5n5@i7-940:
>
>> On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:41:52 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 11/7/2011 5:12 PM, Lieutenant Scott wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:41:43 -0000, Goodbye, Oldfield
>>>> <gb...@oldfield.clomp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Lieutenant Scott" <n...@spam.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:op.v4i5f7miytk5n5@i7-940:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Hands up (tee hee) who has ever grown a third hand to allow them
>>>>>> to put something into a carrier bag while holding it open?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> That's not why I grew it.
>>>>
>>>> We may not wish to continue this story further.
>>>
>>> Oh! 'We' do, do 'we'?!?
>>
>> Yes, I'm in the ROYAL air force you know.
>>
>
> So you'll be on the dole soon then?

'soon'?

ROLF!

Gefreiter Krueger

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Jun 13, 2013, 11:59:21 AM6/13/13
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On Sun, 09 Jun 2013 18:51:01 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On 5/17/13 5:55 PM, Aratzio wrote:
>> On Fri, 17 May 2013 18:35:26 +0100, in the land of alt.aratzio, "Mr
>> Pounder" <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> got double secret probation
>> for writing:
>>
>>>
>>> Fuck off ah.
>> Fuck on ah.
>>
>
> yes. Yes. YES!!

Multiple orgasms are not permitted in demon.local.

--
Nagry: the state of emotion a woman is in when yelling at her husband

Mr Pounder

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Jun 13, 2013, 3:13:16 PM6/13/13
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"Gefreiter Krueger" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
news:op.wymj0...@red.lan...
> On Sun, 09 Jun 2013 18:51:01 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 5/17/13 5:55 PM, Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Fri, 17 May 2013 18:35:26 +0100, in the land of alt.aratzio, "Mr
>>> Pounder" <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> got double secret probation
>>> for writing:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Fuck off ah.
>>> Fuck on ah.
>>>
>>
>> yes. Yes. YES!!
>
> Multiple orgasms are not permitted in demon.local.

I have created some in women.

Gefreiter Krueger

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Jun 13, 2013, 3:16:34 PM6/13/13
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On Thu, 13 Jun 2013 20:13:16 +0100, Mr Pounder <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:

>
> "Gefreiter Krueger" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
> news:op.wymj0...@red.lan...
>> On Sun, 09 Jun 2013 18:51:01 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 5/17/13 5:55 PM, Aratzio wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 17 May 2013 18:35:26 +0100, in the land of alt.aratzio, "Mr
>>>> Pounder" <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> got double secret probation
>>>> for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Fuck off ah.
>>>> Fuck on ah.
>>>>
>>>
>>> yes. Yes. YES!!
>>
>> Multiple orgasms are not permitted in demon.local.
>
> I have created some in women.

Using what apparatus?

--
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. -- Seneca the Younger 4 b.c.- 65 a.d.

Mr Pounder

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"Gefreiter Krueger" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
news:op.wyms5...@red.lan...
> On Thu, 13 Jun 2013 20:13:16 +0100, Mr Pounder
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Gefreiter Krueger" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>> news:op.wymj0...@red.lan...
>>> On Sun, 09 Jun 2013 18:51:01 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 5/17/13 5:55 PM, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 17 May 2013 18:35:26 +0100, in the land of alt.aratzio, "Mr
>>>>> Pounder" <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> got double secret probation
>>>>> for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Fuck off ah.
>>>>> Fuck on ah.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> yes. Yes. YES!!
>>>
>>> Multiple orgasms are not permitted in demon.local.
>>
>> I have created some in women.
>
> Using what apparatus?

A finger sometimes. But you would not understand that.

Gefreiter Krueger

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On Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:23:44 +0100, Mr Pounder <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:

>
> "Gefreiter Krueger" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
> news:op.wyms5...@red.lan...
>> On Thu, 13 Jun 2013 20:13:16 +0100, Mr Pounder
>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Gefreiter Krueger" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>> news:op.wymj0...@red.lan...
>>>> On Sun, 09 Jun 2013 18:51:01 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 5/17/13 5:55 PM, Aratzio wrote:

>>>>>
>>>>> yes. Yes. YES!!
>>>>
>>>> Multiple orgasms are not permitted in demon.local.
>>>
>>> I have created some in women.
>>
>> Using what apparatus?
>
> A finger sometimes. But you would not understand that.

I know someone called Heineken fingers.

--
Pain is Weakness Leaving the Body - US Marines

ah

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On 6/13/13 11:59 AM, Gefreiter Krueger wrote:
> On Sun, 09 Jun 2013 18:51:01 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 5/17/13 5:55 PM, Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Fri, 17 May 2013 18:35:26 +0100, in the land of alt.aratzio, "Mr
>>> Pounder" <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> got double secret probation
>>> for writing:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Fuck off ah.
>>> Fuck on ah.
>>>
>>
>> yes. Yes. YES!!
>
> Multiple orgasms are not permitted in demon.local.

ah kunt-rare.
--
a “http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=130" h

ah

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Oct 2, 2014, 9:09:15 PM10/2/14
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On 6/15/13 3:23 PM, Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Gefreiter Krueger" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
> news:op.wyms5...@red.lan...
>> On Thu, 13 Jun 2013 20:13:16 +0100, Mr Pounder
>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Gefreiter Krueger" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>> news:op.wymj0...@red.lan...
>>>> On Sun, 09 Jun 2013 18:51:01 +0100, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 5/17/13 5:55 PM, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>> On Fri, 17 May 2013 18:35:26 +0100, in the land of alt.aratzio, "Mr
>>>>>> Pounder" <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>> for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Fuck off ah.
>>>>>> Fuck on ah.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> yes. Yes. YES!!
>>>>
>>>> Multiple orgasms are not permitted in demon.local.
>>>
>>> I have created some in women.
>>
>> Using what apparatus?
>
> A finger sometimes. But you would not understand that.
>
>>
>> --
>> Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false,
>> and by the rulers as useful. -- Seneca the Younger 4 b.c.- 65 a.d.

You couldn't find your finger with a kunt, kunt.
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