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Uncle Peter

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Jul 22, 2014, 3:30:27 PM7/22/14
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Why are they called car keys when there's only one?

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A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

Bod

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Jul 23, 2014, 6:57:42 AM7/23/14
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On 22/07/2014 20:30, Uncle Peter wrote:
> Why are they called car keys when there's only one?
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To confuse you. It has achieved that.

Uncle Peter

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Jul 23, 2014, 8:58:37 AM7/23/14
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No, it mildly irritated me and made me want to break stuff.

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Bod

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Jul 23, 2014, 9:32:18 AM7/23/14
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On 23/07/2014 13:58, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 11:57:42 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
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>> On 22/07/2014 20:30, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> Why are they called car keys when there's only one?
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>> To confuse you. It has achieved that.
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> No, it mildly irritated me and made me want to break stuff.
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Did you break wind instead?

Uncle Peter

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Jul 23, 2014, 10:51:28 AM7/23/14
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That is almost as satisfying.


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