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Bod

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Jul 17, 2014, 3:39:35 AM7/17/14
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Never insert a lit sparkler up yer bum.

Uncle Peter

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Jul 17, 2014, 12:44:41 PM7/17/14
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On Thu, 17 Jul 2014 08:39:35 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> Never insert a lit sparkler up yer bum.

http://youtu.be/UEXP78dgLYY

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Bod

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Jul 18, 2014, 12:33:48 PM7/18/14
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On 17/07/2014 17:44, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Thu, 17 Jul 2014 08:39:35 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> Never insert a lit sparkler up yer bum.
>
> http://youtu.be/UEXP78dgLYY
>
The stupid twat.

Uncle Peter

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Jul 18, 2014, 12:59:12 PM7/18/14
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It's called having a larf.

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Bod

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Jul 18, 2014, 2:45:40 PM7/18/14
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On 18/07/2014 17:59, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Jul 2014 17:33:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 17/07/2014 17:44, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2014 08:39:35 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Never insert a lit sparkler up yer bum.
>>>
>>> http://youtu.be/UEXP78dgLYY
>>>
>> The stupid twat.
>
> It's called having a larf.
>
Yes, kids of that age do those sort of things, but it's
still stupid. They'll grow out of it.

Uncle Peter

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Jul 18, 2014, 3:12:49 PM7/18/14
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Why is it stupid?

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Bod

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Jul 19, 2014, 6:10:09 AM7/19/14
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Because fireworks can sometimes backfire. Imagine the damage and pain
that would cause. Is that a risk worth taking just for a laugh?

Uncle Peter

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Jul 19, 2014, 6:38:48 AM7/19/14
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Yes, everything is a risk of some sort. Do you think parachuting is stupid?

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"I explained about which cables to hook up where and in what order.
She said, 'ok, I got all that, so now, which car do you start first?'"

Bod

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Jul 19, 2014, 1:31:04 PM7/19/14
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On 19/07/2014 11:38, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Jul 2014 11:10:09 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 18/07/2014 20:12, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Fri, 18 Jul 2014 19:45:40 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 18/07/2014 17:59, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 18 Jul 2014 17:33:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 17/07/2014 17:44, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>>>> The stupid twat.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's called having a larf.
>>>>>
>>>> Yes, kids of that age do those sort of things, but it's
>>>> still stupid. They'll grow out of it.
>>>
>>> Why is it stupid?
>>>
>> Because fireworks can sometimes backfire. Imagine the damage and pain
>> that would cause. Is that a risk worth taking just for a laugh?
>
> Yes, everything is a risk of some sort. Do you think parachuting is
> stupid?
>
Without a parachute, yes :-)

Bod

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Jul 19, 2014, 1:32:01 PM7/19/14
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On 19/07/2014 11:38, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Jul 2014 11:10:09 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 18/07/2014 20:12, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Fri, 18 Jul 2014 19:45:40 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 18/07/2014 17:59, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 18 Jul 2014 17:33:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 17/07/2014 17:44, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>>>> The stupid twat.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's called having a larf.
>>>>>
>>>> Yes, kids of that age do those sort of things, but it's
>>>> still stupid. They'll grow out of it.
>>>
>>> Why is it stupid?
>>>
>> Because fireworks can sometimes backfire. Imagine the damage and pain
>> that would cause. Is that a risk worth taking just for a laugh?
>
> Yes, everything is a risk of some sort. Do you think parachuting is
> stupid?
>
The Gooners are gonna win the Premier league this coming season!!!

Uncle Peter

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Jul 19, 2014, 7:54:46 PM7/19/14
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What?

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Bod

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Jul 20, 2014, 7:59:14 AM7/20/14
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Gooners is the supporters nickname for Arsenal. The real nickname is
the Gunners.

Uncle Peter

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Jul 20, 2014, 3:36:19 PM7/20/14
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I always called them Arsehole.

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Bod

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Jul 20, 2014, 4:14:00 PM7/20/14
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On 20/07/2014 20:36, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sun, 20 Jul 2014 12:59:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 20/07/2014 00:54, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sat, 19 Jul 2014 18:32:01 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 19/07/2014 11:38, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 19 Jul 2014 11:10:09 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 18/07/2014 20:12, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> Because fireworks can sometimes backfire. Imagine the damage and pain
>>>>>> that would cause. Is that a risk worth taking just for a laugh?
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes, everything is a risk of some sort. Do you think parachuting is
>>>>> stupid?
>>>>>
>>>> The Gooners are gonna win the Premier league this coming season!!!
>>>
>>> What?
>>>
>> Gooners is the supporters nickname for Arsenal. The real nickname is
>> the Gunners.
>
> I always called them Arsehole.
>
That's a cute name.

Uncle Peter

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Jul 20, 2014, 4:45:53 PM7/20/14
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It's suiting to footballers.

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Bod

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Jul 20, 2014, 11:27:49 PM7/20/14
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Yes,also to Liverpool supporters.

Uncle Peter

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Jul 21, 2014, 2:48:47 AM7/21/14
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Any football supporters.

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Bod

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Jul 21, 2014, 5:48:33 AM7/21/14
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On 21/07/2014 07:48, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Mon, 21 Jul 2014 04:27:49 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 20/07/2014 21:45, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sun, 20 Jul 2014 21:14:00 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 20/07/2014 20:36, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 20 Jul 2014 12:59:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 20/07/2014 00:54, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> Gooners is the supporters nickname for Arsenal. The real
>>>>>> nickname is
>>>>>> the Gunners.
>>>>>
>>>>> I always called them Arsehole.
>>>>>
>>>> That's a cute name.
>>>
>>> It's suiting to footballers.
>>>
>> Yes,also to Liverpool supporters.
>
> Any football supporters.
>
Even the really attractive female supporters who will
give you a brilliant blow job at half time?

Uncle Peter

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Jul 21, 2014, 8:05:16 AM7/21/14
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On Mon, 21 Jul 2014 10:48:33 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 21/07/2014 07:48, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Mon, 21 Jul 2014 04:27:49 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 20/07/2014 21:45, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 20 Jul 2014 21:14:00 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 20/07/2014 20:36, Uncle Peter wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> That's a cute name.
>>>>
>>>> It's suiting to footballers.
>>>>
>>> Yes,also to Liverpool supporters.
>>
>> Any football supporters.
>>
> Even the really attractive female supporters who will
> give you a brilliant blow job at half time?

It's not worth watching an hour of tedium to get a blowjob.

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Bod

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Jul 21, 2014, 8:32:21 AM7/21/14
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I'll have your share then.
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