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Mr Pounder

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Jun 7, 2014, 2:05:53 PM6/7/14
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCMJPG_svTc


Uncle Peter

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Jun 8, 2014, 7:32:13 AM6/8/14
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On Sat, 07 Jun 2014 19:05:53 +0100, Mr Pounder <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCMJPG_svTc

Ok in it's time.

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Paul Pot

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Jun 8, 2014, 1:20:09 PM6/8/14
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Uncle Peter laid this down on his screen :
> On Sat, 07 Jun 2014 19:05:53 +0100, Mr Pounder
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCMJPG_svTc
>
> Ok in it's time.


This was far better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdsedY0foGc

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Uncle Peter

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Jun 8, 2014, 3:41:37 PM6/8/14
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On Sun, 08 Jun 2014 18:20:09 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> Uncle Peter laid this down on his screen :
>> On Sat, 07 Jun 2014 19:05:53 +0100, Mr Pounder
>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>
>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCMJPG_svTc
>>
>> Ok in it's time.
>
>
> This was far better:
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdsedY0foGc

I usually like David Bowie, but the voices of the Merseys are better.

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How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" - Bill Connolly

Paul Pot

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Jun 8, 2014, 6:11:52 PM6/8/14
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Uncle Peter formulated on Sunday :
> On Sun, 08 Jun 2014 18:20:09 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> Uncle Peter laid this down on his screen :
>>> On Sat, 07 Jun 2014 19:05:53 +0100, Mr Pounder
>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCMJPG_svTc
>>>
>>> Ok in it's time.
>>
>> This was far better:
>>
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdsedY0foGc
>
> I usually like David Bowie, but the voices of the Merseys are better.

Of course they are...

Uncle Peter

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Jun 8, 2014, 6:21:40 PM6/8/14
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Bowie's voice is wavering in that song - it sounds like his voice is about to break, but I don't think it ever did.

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Paul Pot

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Jun 9, 2014, 2:58:09 PM6/9/14
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Uncle Peter spewed this twaddle:
You really are quite strange Uncle.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 9, 2014, 3:17:49 PM6/9/14
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On Mon, 09 Jun 2014 19:58:09 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> Uncle Peter spewed this twaddle:
>> On Sun, 08 Jun 2014 23:11:52 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Peter formulated on Sunday :
>>>> On Sun, 08 Jun 2014 18:20:09 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Uncle Peter laid this down on his screen :

>>>>>
>>>>> This was far better:
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdsedY0foGc
>>>>
>>>> I usually like David Bowie, but the voices of the Merseys are
>>>> better.
>>>
>>> Of course they are...
>>
>> Bowie's voice is wavering in that song - it sounds like his voice is
>> about to break, but I don't think it ever did.
>
>
> You really are quite strange Uncle.

Bowie is a fairy.

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Paul Pot

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Jun 9, 2014, 6:06:35 PM6/9/14
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Uncle Peter explained on 6/9/2014 :
I bet Bowie's not keen to trade lives with you.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 9, 2014, 6:11:07 PM6/9/14
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On Mon, 09 Jun 2014 23:06:35 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> Uncle Peter explained on 6/9/2014 :
>> On Mon, 09 Jun 2014 19:58:09 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Peter spewed this twaddle:
>>>> On Sun, 08 Jun 2014 23:11:52 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Uncle Peter formulated on Sunday :

>>

>>>>>
>>>>> Of course they are...
>>>>
>>>> Bowie's voice is wavering in that song - it sounds like his voice
>>>> is
>>>> about to break, but I don't think it ever did.
>>>
>>> You really are quite strange Uncle.
>>
>> Bowie is a fairy.
>
>
> I bet Bowie's not keen to trade lives with you.

He probably likes being a fairy, most fairies do.

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Paul Pot

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Jun 9, 2014, 7:02:49 PM6/9/14
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Uncle Peter presented the following explanation :
Does his wife know?

Uncle Peter

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Jun 9, 2014, 7:04:40 PM6/9/14
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On Tue, 10 Jun 2014 00:02:49 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> Uncle Peter presented the following explanation :
>> On Mon, 09 Jun 2014 23:06:35 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Peter explained on 6/9/2014 :
>>>> On Mon, 09 Jun 2014 19:58:09 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Uncle Peter spewed this twaddle:

>>
>>>>
>>

>>>>>
>>>>> You really are quite strange Uncle.
>>>>
>>>> Bowie is a fairy.
>>>
>>> I bet Bowie's not keen to trade lives with you.
>>
>> He probably likes being a fairy, most fairies do.
>
> Does his wife know?

You think that's supposed to unincriminate him somehow? Did Michael Jackson not also have a wife?

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Bod

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Jun 10, 2014, 2:56:50 AM6/10/14
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Bowie likes female fish *and* male chocolate starfish , he is a bisexual.

Bod

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Jun 10, 2014, 3:02:32 AM6/10/14
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On 10/06/2014 00:04, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Tue, 10 Jun 2014 00:02:49 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> Uncle Peter presented the following explanation :
>>> On Mon, 09 Jun 2014 23:06:35 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Uncle Peter explained on 6/9/2014 :
>>>>> On Mon, 09 Jun 2014 19:58:09 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Uncle Peter spewed this twaddle:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You really are quite strange Uncle.
>>>>>
>>>>> Bowie is a fairy.
>>>>
>>>> I bet Bowie's not keen to trade lives with you.
>>>
>>> He probably likes being a fairy, most fairies do.
>>
>> Does his wife know?
>
> You think that's supposed to unincriminate him somehow? Did Michael
> Jackson not also have a wife?
>
Jackson liked any woman, as long as she had a penis and a greasey shit
chute.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 10, 2014, 4:55:55 AM6/10/14
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Did you know chocolate starfish were an Australian rock music group, and also you can make your own!
http://www.aliexpress.com/starfish-chocolate-mold_price.html

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A. Depth perception.

Bod

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Jun 10, 2014, 2:07:45 PM6/10/14
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On 10/06/2014 09:55, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Tue, 10 Jun 2014 07:56:50 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 10/06/2014 00:02, Paul Pot wrote:
>>> Uncle Peter presented the following explanation :
>>>> On Mon, 09 Jun 2014 23:06:35 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Uncle Peter explained on 6/9/2014 :
>>>>>> On Mon, 09 Jun 2014 19:58:09 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bowie is a fairy.
>>>>>
>>>>> I bet Bowie's not keen to trade lives with you.
>>>>
>>>> He probably likes being a fairy, most fairies do.
>>>
>>> Does his wife know?
>>>
>> Bowie likes female fish *and* male chocolate starfish , he is a
>> bisexual.
>
> Did you know chocolate starfish were an Australian rock music group, and
> also you can make your own!
> http://www.aliexpress.com/starfish-chocolate-mold_price.html
>
I didn't know. Have you made any?

Uncle Peter

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Jun 10, 2014, 2:33:27 PM6/10/14
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I am a microwave meal person.

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Bod

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Jun 10, 2014, 3:06:45 PM6/10/14
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On 10/06/2014 19:33, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Tue, 10 Jun 2014 19:07:45 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 10/06/2014 09:55, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Tue, 10 Jun 2014 07:56:50 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 10/06/2014 00:02, Paul Pot wrote:
>>>>> Uncle Peter presented the following explanation :
>>>>>> On Mon, 09 Jun 2014 23:06:35 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He probably likes being a fairy, most fairies do.
>>>>>
>>>>> Does his wife know?
>>>>>
>>>> Bowie likes female fish *and* male chocolate starfish , he is a
>>>> bisexual.
>>>
>>> Did you know chocolate starfish were an Australian rock music group, and
>>> also you can make your own!
>>> http://www.aliexpress.com/starfish-chocolate-mold_price.html
>>>
>> I didn't know. Have you made any?
>
> I am a microwave meal person.
>
Never been tempted to lick a chocolate starfish?

Uncle Peter

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Jun 10, 2014, 4:05:20 PM6/10/14
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[pukes]

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Paul Pot

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Jun 10, 2014, 5:56:26 PM6/10/14
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It happens that Bod formulated :
> On 10/06/2014 00:02, Paul Pot wrote:
>> Uncle Peter presented the following explanation :
>>> On Mon, 09 Jun 2014 23:06:35 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Uncle Peter explained on 6/9/2014 :
>>>>> On Mon, 09 Jun 2014 19:58:09 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Uncle Peter spewed this twaddle:
>>>>>>>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You really are quite strange Uncle.
>>>>>
>>>>> Bowie is a fairy.
>>>>
>>>> I bet Bowie's not keen to trade lives with you.
>>>
>>> He probably likes being a fairy, most fairies do.
>>
>> Does his wife know?
>>
> Bowie likes female fish *and* male chocolate starfish , he is a
> bisexual.


Yes I know, but does his wife know he's a 'fairy'?

Uncle Peter

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Jun 10, 2014, 5:59:44 PM6/10/14
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On Tue, 10 Jun 2014 22:56:26 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> It happens that Bod formulated :
>> On 10/06/2014 00:02, Paul Pot wrote:
>>> Uncle Peter presented the following explanation :
>>>> On Mon, 09 Jun 2014 23:06:35 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Uncle Peter explained on 6/9/2014 :

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>>
>>>>> I bet Bowie's not keen to trade lives with you.
>>>>
>>>> He probably likes being a fairy, most fairies do.
>>>
>>> Does his wife know?
>>>
>> Bowie likes female fish *and* male chocolate starfish , he is a
>> bisexual.
>
>
> Yes I know, but does his wife know he's a 'fairy'?

I'm sure she noticed.

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Bod

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Jun 11, 2014, 12:38:49 AM6/11/14
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He's not a fairy, IMO.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 11, 2014, 8:39:42 AM6/11/14
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Then why does he sing like his voice hasn't broken?

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Bod

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Jun 11, 2014, 11:57:31 AM6/11/14
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On 11/06/2014 13:39, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Wed, 11 Jun 2014 05:38:49 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 10/06/2014 22:56, Paul Pot wrote:
>>> It happens that Bod formulated :
>>>> On 10/06/2014 00:02, Paul Pot wrote:
>>>>> Uncle Peter presented the following explanation :
>>>>>> On Mon, 09 Jun 2014 23:06:35 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He probably likes being a fairy, most fairies do.
>>>>>
>>>>> Does his wife know?
>>>>>
>>>> Bowie likes female fish *and* male chocolate starfish , he is a
>>>> bisexual.
>>>
>>>
>>> Yes I know, but does his wife know he's a 'fairy'?
>>>
>> He's not a fairy, IMO.
>
> Then why does he sing like his voice hasn't broken?
>
Since when has someones voice been associated with being a fairy?

Uncle Peter

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Jun 11, 2014, 12:39:12 PM6/11/14
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Always. Listen to Julian Clary without looking at him, then tell me he's not a fairy.

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Bod

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Jun 11, 2014, 12:55:33 PM6/11/14
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Are you sure that you're not a closet fairy?

Uncle Peter

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Jun 11, 2014, 1:06:53 PM6/11/14
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I don't speak like that.

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Paul Pot

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Jun 16, 2014, 3:59:23 PM6/16/14
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Uncle Peter used his keyboard to write :
> On Tue, 10 Jun 2014 00:02:49 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> Uncle Peter presented the following explanation :
>>> On Mon, 09 Jun 2014 23:06:35 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Uncle Peter explained on 6/9/2014 :
>>>>> On Mon, 09 Jun 2014 19:58:09 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Uncle Peter spewed this twaddle:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You really are quite strange Uncle.
>>>>>
>>>>> Bowie is a fairy.
>>>>
>>>> I bet Bowie's not keen to trade lives with you.
>>>
>>> He probably likes being a fairy, most fairies do.
>>
>> Does his wife know?
>
> You think that's supposed to unincriminate him somehow? Did Michael
> Jackson not also have a wife?


A bisexual is not a fairy in my book. MJ was a fucking KF and his wife
was fake, like Elton John's wife.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 16, 2014, 4:14:52 PM6/16/14
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On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 20:59:23 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> Uncle Peter used his keyboard to write :
>> On Tue, 10 Jun 2014 00:02:49 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Peter presented the following explanation :
>>>> On Mon, 09 Jun 2014 23:06:35 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Uncle Peter explained on 6/9/2014 :

>>
>>>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>>
>>>>> I bet Bowie's not keen to trade lives with you.
>>>>
>>>> He probably likes being a fairy, most fairies do.
>>>
>>> Does his wife know?
>>
>> You think that's supposed to unincriminate him somehow? Did Michael
>> Jackson not also have a wife?
>
>
> A bisexual is not a fairy in my book. MJ was a fucking KF and his wife
> was fake, like Elton John's wife.

To me a fairy is a camp person.

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