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Paul Pot

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Jun 13, 2014, 2:53:20 PM6/13/14

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Is your Plusnet usage showing 0K for the last 3 days too?

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Uncle Peter

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Jun 13, 2014, 5:17:51 PM6/13/14

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On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> Is your Plusnet usage showing 0K for the last 3 days too?

I don't look at it, since it's unlimited. And no it isn't.

Aren't they all unlimited? Or did I upgrade mine?

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Uncle Peter

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Jun 13, 2014, 5:19:47 PM6/13/14

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On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> Is your Plusnet usage showing 0K for the last 3 days too?

200GB in one month (I've had 500GB previously but records don't go back that far):
http://petersphotos.com/temp/usage.jpg

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Paul Pot

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Jun 13, 2014, 7:33:30 PM6/13/14

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on 6/13/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :

> On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> Is your Plusnet usage showing 0K for the last 3 days too?
>
> I don't look at it, since it's unlimited. And no it isn't.
>
> Aren't they all unlimited? Or did I upgrade mine?

I'm on 60GB.

Bod

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Jun 14, 2014, 2:04:40 AM6/14/14

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On 14/06/2014 00:33, Paul Pot wrote:
> on 6/13/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Is your Plusnet usage showing 0K for the last 3 days too?
>>
>> I don't look at it, since it's unlimited. And no it isn't.
>>
>> Aren't they all unlimited? Or did I upgrade mine?
>
>
> I'm on 60GB.
>

Mine's unlimited (Talk Talk).

Uncle Peter

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Jun 14, 2014, 3:19:25 AM6/14/14

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On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 00:33:30 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> on 6/13/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Is your Plusnet usage showing 0K for the last 3 days too?
>>
>> I don't look at it, since it's unlimited. And no it isn't.
>>
>> Aren't they all unlimited? Or did I upgrade mine?
>
>
> I'm on 60GB.

That would never do me, I'm on 50Mbit fibre, unlimited per month, no traffic shaping. I can use P2P at 50Mbit!

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Uncle Peter

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Jun 14, 2014, 3:19:52 AM6/14/14

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You're limited by your horridly slow 6Mbit speed. That's like driving a Skoda in reverse.

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Bod

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Jun 14, 2014, 4:27:31 AM6/14/14

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On 14/06/2014 08:19, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 07:04:40 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 14/06/2014 00:33, Paul Pot wrote:
>>> on 6/13/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Is your Plusnet usage showing 0K for the last 3 days too?
>>>>
>>>> I don't look at it, since it's unlimited. And no it isn't.
>>>>
>>>> Aren't they all unlimited? Or did I upgrade mine?
>>>
>>>
>>> I'm on 60GB.
>>>
>> Mine's unlimited (Talk Talk).
>
> You're limited by your horridly slow 6Mbit speed. That's like driving a
> Skoda in reverse.
>

6.5 :-) That's enough to watch HD videos on Youtube. I don't download
much at all anyway.
You used to be on 1.5Mbps.

Bod

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Jun 14, 2014, 4:28:17 AM6/14/14

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On 14/06/2014 08:19, Uncle Peter wrote:

> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 00:33:30 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> on 6/13/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Is your Plusnet usage showing 0K for the last 3 days too?
>>>
>>> I don't look at it, since it's unlimited. And no it isn't.
>>>
>>> Aren't they all unlimited? Or did I upgrade mine?
>>
>>
>> I'm on 60GB.
>
> That would never do me, I'm on 50Mbit fibre, unlimited per month, no
> traffic shaping. I can use P2P at 50Mbit!
>

You used to be on 1.5.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 14, 2014, 6:54:44 AM6/14/14

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Which was appalling. And why do you quote HD videos on youtube all the time? That doesn't mean it's fast enough. There are things which need to download before you see them, like a PDF, a webpage, an application, an update, a film .....

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Uncle Peter

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Jun 14, 2014, 6:54:55 AM6/14/14

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What's your point?

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Bod

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Jun 14, 2014, 8:02:47 AM6/14/14

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On 14/06/2014 11:54, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 09:27:31 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 14/06/2014 08:19, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 07:04:40 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 14/06/2014 00:33, Paul Pot wrote:
>>>>> on 6/13/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't look at it, since it's unlimited. And no it isn't.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Aren't they all unlimited? Or did I upgrade mine?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm on 60GB.
>>>>>
>>>> Mine's unlimited (Talk Talk).
>>>
>>> You're limited by your horridly slow 6Mbit speed. That's like driving a
>>> Skoda in reverse.
>>>
>> 6.5 :-) That's enough to watch HD videos on Youtube. I don't download
>> much at all anyway.
>> You used to be on 1.5Mbps.
>
> Which was appalling. And why do you quote HD videos on youtube all the
> time? That doesn't mean it's fast enough. There are things which need
> to download before you see them, like a PDF, a webpage, an application,
> an update, a film .....
>

I quote Youtube for the simple reason that I use Youtube 99% of the time
for HD video clips.

Bod

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Jun 14, 2014, 8:07:28 AM6/14/14

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On top of my head.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 14, 2014, 12:37:36 PM6/14/14

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On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 13:07:28 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 14/06/2014 11:54, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 09:28:17 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 14/06/2014 08:19, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 00:33:30 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> on 6/13/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :

>>>>>
>>>>>

>>>>> I'm on 60GB.
>>>>
>>>> That would never do me, I'm on 50Mbit fibre, unlimited per month, no
>>>> traffic shaping. I can use P2P at 50Mbit!
>>>>
>>> You used to be on 1.5.
>>
>> What's your point?
>>
> On top of my head.

You don't get one of those till you vote BNP.

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"No", the cowboy replied, "You cooked up the screwing."

Uncle Peter

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Jun 14, 2014, 12:37:56 PM6/14/14

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Clips. Can you watch entire films on there? No.

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Bod

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Jun 14, 2014, 12:45:52 PM6/14/14

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On 14/06/2014 17:37, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 13:07:28 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 14/06/2014 11:54, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 09:28:17 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 14/06/2014 08:19, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 00:33:30 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> on 6/13/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm on 60GB.
>>>>>
>>>>> That would never do me, I'm on 50Mbit fibre, unlimited per month, no
>>>>> traffic shaping. I can use P2P at 50Mbit!
>>>>>
>>>> You used to be on 1.5.
>>>
>>> What's your point?
>>>
>> On top of my head.
>
> You don't get one of those till you vote BNP.
>

I only tried it on, you can have it back now.

Bod

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Jun 14, 2014, 12:47:13 PM6/14/14

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I've told you several times that I don't watch films.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 14, 2014, 12:49:08 PM6/14/14

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No. You have been assimilated. There is no turning back.

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Uncle Peter

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Jun 14, 2014, 12:49:31 PM6/14/14

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OK, how many full David Attenborough programs are on there?

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I said, "Yesterday."

Bod

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Jun 14, 2014, 1:13:07 PM6/14/14

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On 14/06/2014 17:49, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 17:45:52 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 14/06/2014 17:37, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 13:07:28 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 14/06/2014 11:54, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 09:28:17 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 14/06/2014 08:19, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>
>>>>>> You used to be on 1.5.
>>>>>
>>>>> What's your point?
>>>>>
>>>> On top of my head.
>>>
>>> You don't get one of those till you vote BNP.
>>>
>> I only tried it on, you can have it back now.
>
> No. You have been assimilated. There is no turning back.
>

I'll burn it then.

Bod

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Jun 14, 2014, 1:19:46 PM6/14/14

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On 14/06/2014 17:49, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 17:47:13 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 14/06/2014 17:37, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 13:02:47 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 14/06/2014 11:54, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 09:27:31 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 14/06/2014 08:19, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> 6.5 :-) That's enough to watch HD videos on Youtube. I don't
>>>>>> download
>>>>>> much at all anyway.
>>>>>> You used to be on 1.5Mbps.
>>>>>
>>>>> Which was appalling. And why do you quote HD videos on youtube all
>>>>> the
>>>>> time? That doesn't mean it's fast enough. There are things which
>>>>> need
>>>>> to download before you see them, like a PDF, a webpage, an
>>>>> application,
>>>>> an update, a film .....
>>>>>
>>>> I quote Youtube for the simple reason that I use Youtube 99% of the
>>>> time
>>>> for HD video clips.
>>>
>>> Clips. Can you watch entire films on there? No.
>>>
>> I've told you several times that I don't watch films.
>
> OK, how many full David Attenborough programs are on there?
>

What are you on about?

Uncle Peter

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Jun 14, 2014, 1:25:59 PM6/14/14

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That is the sort of thing you like to watch.

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Uncle Peter

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Jun 14, 2014, 1:26:28 PM6/14/14

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It's made of flame retard material, sponsored by the Pounder corporation.

Bod

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Jun 14, 2014, 1:29:48 PM6/14/14

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On 14/06/2014 18:25, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:19:46 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 14/06/2014 17:49, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 17:47:13 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 14/06/2014 17:37, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 13:02:47 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 14/06/2014 11:54, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> I quote Youtube for the simple reason that I use Youtube 99% of the
>>>>>> time
>>>>>> for HD video clips.
>>>>>
>>>>> Clips. Can you watch entire films on there? No.
>>>>>
>>>> I've told you several times that I don't watch films.
>>>
>>> OK, how many full David Attenborough programs are on there?
>>>
>> What are you on about?
>
> That is the sort of thing you like to watch.
>

I watch Attenborough documentaries on tv.

Bod

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Jun 14, 2014, 1:31:27 PM6/14/14

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On 14/06/2014 18:26, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:13:07 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 14/06/2014 17:49, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 17:45:52 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 14/06/2014 17:37, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 13:07:28 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 14/06/2014 11:54, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> On top of my head.
>>>>>
>>>>> You don't get one of those till you vote BNP.
>>>>>
>>>> I only tried it on, you can have it back now.
>>>
>>> No. You have been assimilated. There is no turning back.
>>>
>> I'll burn it then.
>
> It's made of flame retard material, sponsored by the Pounder corporation.
>

It's not acid resistant. It's now history.

Mr Pounder

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Jun 14, 2014, 4:58:34 PM6/14/14

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"Uncle Peter" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
news:op.xhev3...@red.lan...

> On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> Is your Plusnet usage showing 0K for the last 3 days too?
>
> I don't look at it, since it's unlimited. And no it isn't.
>
> Aren't they all unlimited? Or did I upgrade mine?

What is this shit about it being limited or unlimited?

Uncle Peter

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Jun 14, 2014, 5:45:32 PM6/14/14

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On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 21:58:34 +0100, Mr Pounder <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:

>
> "Uncle Peter" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
> news:op.xhev3...@red.lan...
>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Is your Plusnet usage showing 0K for the last 3 days too?
>>
>> I don't look at it, since it's unlimited. And no it isn't.
>>
>> Aren't they all unlimited? Or did I upgrade mine?
>
> What is this shit about it being limited or unlimited?

I think Paul's on the chav version of broadband, he can only use it so much a month. Nevermind, he's earning me 50p a month in referral fees.

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Uncle Peter

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Jun 14, 2014, 5:46:44 PM6/14/14

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It has mutated from the liquid ooze you created and will attack on my command.

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Uncle Peter

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Jun 14, 2014, 5:46:57 PM6/14/14

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How much do Sky rip you off?

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Bod

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Jun 15, 2014, 2:51:29 AM6/15/14

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On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:31:27 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 14/06/2014 18:26, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:13:07 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 14/06/2014 17:49, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 17:45:52 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 14/06/2014 17:37, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> I only tried it on, you can have it back now.
>>>>>
>>>>> No. You have been assimilated. There is no turning back.
>>>>>
>>>> I'll burn it then.
>>>
>>> It's made of flame retard material, sponsored by the Pounder
>>> corporation.
>>>
>> It's not acid resistant. It's now history.
>
> It has mutated from the liquid ooze you created and will attack on my
> command.
>

It won't work, I added some surface tension reduction fluid (Fairy
liquid) and that prevents mutation.

Bod

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Jun 15, 2014, 2:56:14 AM6/15/14

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ï¿œ49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
Also, ï¿œ15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 15, 2014, 4:18:03 AM6/15/14

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On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:56:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:29:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 14/06/2014 18:25, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:19:46 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 14/06/2014 17:49, Uncle Peter wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> What are you on about?
>>>>
>>>> That is the sort of thing you like to watch.
>>>>
>>> I watch Attenborough documentaries on tv.
>>
>> How much do Sky rip you off?
>>

> £49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
> Also, £15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.

You buy Sky AND BT sports? How strange.

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Uncle Peter

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Jun 15, 2014, 4:18:13 AM6/15/14

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On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:56:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:29:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 14/06/2014 18:25, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:19:46 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 14/06/2014 17:49, Uncle Peter wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> What are you on about?
>>>>
>>>> That is the sort of thing you like to watch.
>>>>
>>> I watch Attenborough documentaries on tv.
>>
>> How much do Sky rip you off?
>>

> £49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
> Also, £15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.

And your license fee.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 15, 2014, 4:18:19 AM6/15/14

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On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:56:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:29:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 14/06/2014 18:25, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:19:46 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 14/06/2014 17:49, Uncle Peter wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> What are you on about?
>>>>
>>>> That is the sort of thing you like to watch.
>>>>
>>> I watch Attenborough documentaries on tv.
>>
>> How much do Sky rip you off?
>>

> £49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
> Also, £15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.

P2P is free.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 15, 2014, 4:19:10 AM6/15/14

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That was very silly [switches off gravity] [watches Ron's cup of tea making a mess]

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Bod

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Jun 15, 2014, 10:28:48 AM6/15/14

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On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:56:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:29:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 14/06/2014 18:25, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:19:46 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 14/06/2014 17:49, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> What are you on about?
>>>>>
>>>>> That is the sort of thing you like to watch.
>>>>>
>>>> I watch Attenborough documentaries on tv.
>>>
>>> How much do Sky rip you off?
>>>

>> ï¿œ49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
>> Also, ï¿œ15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.

>
> You buy Sky AND BT sports? How strange.
>

Why?

Bod

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Jun 15, 2014, 10:31:53 AM6/15/14

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Possessing an anti gravity switch is illegal.....go straight to jail
(and DON'T collect ï¿œ200).

Bod

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Jun 15, 2014, 10:32:34 AM6/15/14

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On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:

> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:56:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:29:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 14/06/2014 18:25, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:19:46 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 14/06/2014 17:49, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> What are you on about?
>>>>>
>>>>> That is the sort of thing you like to watch.
>>>>>
>>>> I watch Attenborough documentaries on tv.
>>>
>>> How much do Sky rip you off?
>>>

>> ï¿œ49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
>> Also, ï¿œ15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.
>
> And your license fee.
>
Yo.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 15, 2014, 10:33:12 AM6/15/14

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On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:28:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:56:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:29:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 14/06/2014 18:25, Uncle Peter wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> I watch Attenborough documentaries on tv.
>>>>
>>>> How much do Sky rip you off?
>>>>

>>> £49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
>>> Also, £15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.

>>
>> You buy Sky AND BT sports? How strange.
>>
> Why?

Don't they have the same channels/programs on it? When I worked for Sky, people changed from one to the other. And I thought you were too.

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Bod

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Jun 15, 2014, 10:34:19 AM6/15/14

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On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:

> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:56:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:29:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 14/06/2014 18:25, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:19:46 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 14/06/2014 17:49, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> What are you on about?
>>>>>
>>>>> That is the sort of thing you like to watch.
>>>>>
>>>> I watch Attenborough documentaries on tv.
>>>
>>> How much do Sky rip you off?
>>>

>> ï¿œ49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
>> Also, ï¿œ15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.
>
> P2P is free.
>
But not live?

Bod

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Jun 15, 2014, 10:35:44 AM6/15/14

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On 15/06/2014 15:33, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:28:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:56:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:29:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 14/06/2014 18:25, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> I watch Attenborough documentaries on tv.
>>>>>
>>>>> How much do Sky rip you off?
>>>>>

>>>> ï¿œ49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
>>>> Also, ï¿œ15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.

>>>
>>> You buy Sky AND BT sports? How strange.
>>>
>> Why?
>
> Don't they have the same channels/programs on it? When I worked for
> Sky, people changed from one to the other. And I thought you were too.
>

Now why would I pay for 2 services that had the same content?

Uncle Peter

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Jun 15, 2014, 1:31:24 PM6/15/14

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On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:35:44 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 15/06/2014 15:33, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:28:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:56:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> £49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
>>>>> Also, £15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.

>>>>
>>>> You buy Sky AND BT sports? How strange.
>>>>
>>> Why?
>>
>> Don't they have the same channels/programs on it? When I worked for
>> Sky, people changed from one to the other. And I thought you were too.
>>
> Now why would I pay for 2 services that had the same content?

Because you're an idiot? Or because your Sky is yet to expire? I'm sure you told me you were CHANGING to BT sports.

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Jun 15, 2014, 1:32:09 PM6/15/14

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On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:34:19 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:56:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:29:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 14/06/2014 18:25, Uncle Peter wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> I watch Attenborough documentaries on tv.
>>>>
>>>> How much do Sky rip you off?
>>>>

>>> £49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
>>> Also, £15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.

>>
>> P2P is free.
>>
> But not live?

I've watched things recorded only 1 hour ago. Which also means I don't legally need a TV license.

--
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Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Aussies get about 41 miles to the gallon!

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Jun 15, 2014, 1:32:49 PM6/15/14

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On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:32:34 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:56:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:29:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 14/06/2014 18:25, Uncle Peter wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> I watch Attenborough documentaries on tv.
>>>>
>>>> How much do Sky rip you off?
>>>>

>>> £49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
>>> Also, £15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.

>>
>> And your license fee.
>>
> Yo.

So that's £76 a month for TV. You're nuts.

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Italians hate ALL witnesses.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 15, 2014, 1:33:37 PM6/15/14

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On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:31:53 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 15/06/2014 09:19, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:51:29 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:31:27 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 14/06/2014 18:26, Uncle Peter wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> It's not acid resistant. It's now history.
>>>>
>>>> It has mutated from the liquid ooze you created and will attack on my
>>>> command.
>>>>
>>> It won't work, I added some surface tension reduction fluid (Fairy
>>> liquid) and that prevents mutation.
>>
>> That was very silly [switches off gravity] [watches Ron's cup of tea
>> making a mess]
>>
> Possessing an anti gravity switch is illegal.....go straight to jail

> (and DON'T collect £200).

I have a sideways matter transporter built into my larynx. If I say a certain word I'll reappear 14 miles to the East, where the jail isn't.

Bod

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Jun 15, 2014, 2:35:51 PM6/15/14

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On 15/06/2014 18:31, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:35:44 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 15/06/2014 15:33, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:28:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:56:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>

>>>>>> ï¿œ49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
>>>>>> Also, ï¿œ15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.

>>>>>
>>>>> You buy Sky AND BT sports? How strange.
>>>>>
>>>> Why?
>>>
>>> Don't they have the same channels/programs on it? When I worked for
>>> Sky, people changed from one to the other. And I thought you were too.
>>>
>> Now why would I pay for 2 services that had the same content?
>
> Because you're an idiot? Or because your Sky is yet to expire? I'm
> sure you told me you were CHANGING to BT sports.
>

I was going to, but Sky has thrown in another sports channel for no
extra, plus I got a Sky sports reduced from ï¿œ22 a month to ï¿œ11, so that
practically covers adding BT sports(which has different matches to Sky
sports).

Bod

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Jun 15, 2014, 2:36:25 PM6/15/14

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On 15/06/2014 18:32, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:34:19 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:56:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:29:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 14/06/2014 18:25, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> I watch Attenborough documentaries on tv.
>>>>>
>>>>> How much do Sky rip you off?
>>>>>

>>>> ï¿œ49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
>>>> Also, ï¿œ15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.

>>>
>>> P2P is free.
>>>
>> But not live?
>
> I've watched things recorded only 1 hour ago. Which also means I don't
> legally need a TV license.
>

I like to watch live matches.

Bod

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Jun 15, 2014, 2:37:27 PM6/15/14

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On 15/06/2014 18:32, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:32:34 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:56:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:29:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 14/06/2014 18:25, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> I watch Attenborough documentaries on tv.
>>>>>
>>>>> How much do Sky rip you off?
>>>>>

>>>> ï¿œ49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
>>>> Also, ï¿œ15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.

>>>
>>> And your license fee.
>>>
>> Yo.
>

> So that's ï¿œ76 a month for TV. You're nuts.
>
My money, my choice. I can afford it.

Bod

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Jun 15, 2014, 2:38:22 PM6/15/14

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On 15/06/2014 18:33, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:31:53 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 15/06/2014 09:19, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:51:29 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:31:27 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 14/06/2014 18:26, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> It's not acid resistant. It's now history.
>>>>>
>>>>> It has mutated from the liquid ooze you created and will attack on my
>>>>> command.
>>>>>
>>>> It won't work, I added some surface tension reduction fluid (Fairy
>>>> liquid) and that prevents mutation.
>>>
>>> That was very silly [switches off gravity] [watches Ron's cup of tea
>>> making a mess]
>>>
>> Possessing an anti gravity switch is illegal.....go straight to jail

>> (and DON'T collect ï¿œ200).

>
> I have a sideways matter transporter built into my larynx. If I say a
> certain word I'll reappear 14 miles to the East, where the jail isn't.
>

Is the word *bollocks*?

Uncle Peter

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Jun 15, 2014, 2:41:18 PM6/15/14

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On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 19:38:22 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 15/06/2014 18:33, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:31:53 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 15/06/2014 09:19, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:51:29 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> It won't work, I added some surface tension reduction fluid (Fairy
>>>>> liquid) and that prevents mutation.
>>>>
>>>> That was very silly [switches off gravity] [watches Ron's cup of tea
>>>> making a mess]
>>>>
>>> Possessing an anti gravity switch is illegal.....go straight to jail

>>> (and DON'T collect £200).

>>
>> I have a sideways matter transporter built into my larynx. If I say a
>> certain word I'll reappear 14 miles to the East, where the jail isn't.
>>
> Is the word *bollocks*?

[Peter vanishes in a puff of smoke, yelling "NO!!!!! That's the emergency destruct!"]

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Uncle Peter

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Jun 15, 2014, 2:41:30 PM6/15/14

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On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 19:37:27 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 15/06/2014 18:32, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:32:34 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:56:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> £49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
>>>>> Also, £15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.

>>>>
>>>> And your license fee.
>>>>
>>> Yo.
>>

>> So that's £76 a month for TV. You're nuts.

>>
> My money, my choice. I can afford it.

I can afford a bigger house.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 15, 2014, 2:42:06 PM6/15/14

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On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 19:36:25 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 15/06/2014 18:32, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:34:19 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:56:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> £49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
>>>>> Also, £15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.

>>>>
>>>> P2P is free.
>>>>
>>> But not live?
>>
>> I've watched things recorded only 1 hour ago. Which also means I don't
>> legally need a TV license.
>>
> I like to watch live matches.

I can uunderstand you not wanting to be a day behind as you might see the result, but an hour? And live matches means you can't fast forward.

--
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"But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy," Monika responded.
"He did. That's why I have to take every precaution!" shrieked Judi.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 15, 2014, 2:42:37 PM6/15/14

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On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 19:35:51 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 15/06/2014 18:31, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:35:44 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 15/06/2014 15:33, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:28:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> Why?
>>>>
>>>> Don't they have the same channels/programs on it? When I worked for
>>>> Sky, people changed from one to the other. And I thought you were too.
>>>>
>>> Now why would I pay for 2 services that had the same content?
>>
>> Because you're an idiot? Or because your Sky is yet to expire? I'm
>> sure you told me you were CHANGING to BT sports.
>>
> I was going to, but Sky has thrown in another sports channel for no

> extra, plus I got a Sky sports reduced from £22 a month to £11, so that

> practically covers adding BT sports(which has different matches to Sky
> sports).

How many gullible call centre operators did you have to speak to?

--
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Paul Pot

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Jun 15, 2014, 3:14:28 PM6/15/14

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Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 00:33:30 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> on 6/13/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Is your Plusnet usage showing 0K for the last 3 days too?
>>>
>>> I don't look at it, since it's unlimited. And no it isn't.
>>>
>>> Aren't they all unlimited? Or did I upgrade mine?
>>
>> I'm on 60GB.
>
> That would never do me, I'm on 50Mbit fibre, unlimited per month, no
> traffic shaping. I can use P2P at 50Mbit!

I can only see 20MB on there and I think I'm going to get it. No point
changing the phone over at ï¿œ14.50 pm it's similar to BT except no free
evening calls.

--
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Uncle Peter

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Jun 15, 2014, 3:20:10 PM6/15/14

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On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:14:28 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 00:33:30 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> on 6/13/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Is your Plusnet usage showing 0K for the last 3 days too?
>>>>
>>>> I don't look at it, since it's unlimited. And no it isn't.
>>>>
>>>> Aren't they all unlimited? Or did I upgrade mine?
>>>
>>> I'm on 60GB.
>>
>> That would never do me, I'm on 50Mbit fibre, unlimited per month, no
>> traffic shaping. I can use P2P at 50Mbit!
>
> I can only see 20MB on there

Is that because of your particular line? I'm actually on "up to 76MBit". It was 40 when I got it a year and a half ago, and it's increased slowly to 50.

Or maybe your exchange has different equipment.

> and I think I'm going to get it. No point

> changing the phone over at £14.50 pm it's similar to BT except no free
> evening calls.

I pay a year in advance it's a lot less.

--
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Paul Pot

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Jun 15, 2014, 3:46:12 PM6/15/14

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Uncle Peter has brought this to us :

> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:14:28 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 00:33:30 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> on 6/13/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Is your Plusnet usage showing 0K for the last 3 days too?
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't look at it, since it's unlimited. And no it isn't.
>>>>>
>>>>> Aren't they all unlimited? Or did I upgrade mine?
>>>>
>>>> I'm on 60GB.
>>>
>>> That would never do me, I'm on 50Mbit fibre, unlimited per month,
>>> no
>>> traffic shaping. I can use P2P at 50Mbit!
>>
>> I can only see 20MB on there
>
> Is that because of your particular line? I'm actually on "up to
> 76MBit". It was 40 when I got it a year and a half ago, and it's
> increased slowly to 50.
>
> Or maybe your exchange has different equipment.
>
>> and I think I'm going to get it. No point

>> changing the phone over at ï¿œ14.50 pm it's similar to BT except no

>> free
>> evening calls.
>
> I pay a year in advance it's a lot less.

You're on Unlimited Fibre Extra ï¿œ26 pm with phone, not bad, cheaper
than what I'm paying now for Plusnet Extra and BT. I'm asking them if I
can have it.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 15, 2014, 3:54:01 PM6/15/14

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On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:46:12 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> Uncle Peter has brought this to us :
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:14:28 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 00:33:30 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> on 6/13/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :

>>>>>

>>>>> I'm on 60GB.
>>>>
>>>> That would never do me, I'm on 50Mbit fibre, unlimited per month,
>>>> no
>>>> traffic shaping. I can use P2P at 50Mbit!
>>>
>>> I can only see 20MB on there
>>
>> Is that because of your particular line? I'm actually on "up to
>> 76MBit". It was 40 when I got it a year and a half ago, and it's
>> increased slowly to 50.
>>
>> Or maybe your exchange has different equipment.
>>
>>> and I think I'm going to get it. No point

>>> changing the phone over at £14.50 pm it's similar to BT except no

>>> free
>>> evening calls.
>>
>> I pay a year in advance it's a lot less.
>

> You're on Unlimited Fibre Extra £26 pm with phone, not bad, cheaper

> than what I'm paying now for Plusnet Extra and BT. I'm asking them if I
> can have it.

As long as there are green cabinets sprouting in your area, yes. Fibre is fucking amazing. And yes I have maxed it out for 24 hours for a whole week.

Oh by the way, get ultrasurf and peerblock if you use p2p. Makes you invisible to the copyright morons in the USA. Not that plusnet do much if you don't have them. They just advised me to make sure my wireless was secure on both occasions. I suppose eventually they might get annoyed.

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Paul Pot

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Jun 15, 2014, 3:57:41 PM6/15/14

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Uncle Peter presented the following explanation :

> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:46:12 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> Uncle Peter has brought this to us :
>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:14:28 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 00:33:30 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> on 6/13/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm on 60GB.
>>>>>
>>>>> That would never do me, I'm on 50Mbit fibre, unlimited per
>>>>> month,
>>>>> no
>>>>> traffic shaping. I can use P2P at 50Mbit!
>>>>
>>>> I can only see 20MB on there
>>>
>>> Is that because of your particular line? I'm actually on "up to
>>> 76MBit". It was 40 when I got it a year and a half ago, and it's
>>> increased slowly to 50.
>>>
>>> Or maybe your exchange has different equipment.
>>>
>>>> and I think I'm going to get it. No point

>>>> changing the phone over at ï¿œ14.50 pm it's similar to BT except no

>>>> free
>>>> evening calls.
>>>
>>> I pay a year in advance it's a lot less.
>>

>> You're on Unlimited Fibre Extra ï¿œ26 pm with phone, not bad, cheaper

>> than what I'm paying now for Plusnet Extra and BT. I'm asking them
>> if I
>> can have it.
>
> As long as there are green cabinets sprouting in your area, yes.
> Fibre is fucking amazing. And yes I have maxed it out for 24 hours
> for a whole week.

There's a green cabinet across the street and I know they laid BT
cables last year.

>
> Oh by the way, get ultrasurf and peerblock if you use p2p. Makes you
> invisible to the copyright morons in the USA. Not that plusnet do
> much if you don't have them. They just advised me to make sure my
> wireless was secure on both occasions. I suppose eventually they
> might get annoyed.

I have never had a complaint from Plusnet, maybe cos I'm on slow
speeds.

Paul Pot

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Jun 15, 2014, 3:58:42 PM6/15/14

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Uncle Peter brought next idea :
> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 21:58:34 +0100, Mr Pounder
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Uncle Peter" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>> news:op.xhev3...@red.lan...

>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Is your Plusnet usage showing 0K for the last 3 days too?
>>>
>>> I don't look at it, since it's unlimited. And no it isn't.
>>>
>>> Aren't they all unlimited? Or did I upgrade mine?
>>

>> What is this shit about it being limited or unlimited?
>
> I think Paul's on the chav version of broadband, he can only use it
> so much a month. Nevermind, he's earning me 50p a month in referral
> fees.

Not for long.

Uncle Peter

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On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:57:41 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> Uncle Peter presented the following explanation :
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:46:12 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Peter has brought this to us :
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:14:28 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :

>>

>>>>>

>>>>> I can only see 20MB on there
>>>>
>>>> Is that because of your particular line? I'm actually on "up to
>>>> 76MBit". It was 40 when I got it a year and a half ago, and it's
>>>> increased slowly to 50.
>>>>
>>>> Or maybe your exchange has different equipment.
>>>>
>>>>> and I think I'm going to get it. No point

>>>>> changing the phone over at £14.50 pm it's similar to BT except no

>>>>> free
>>>>> evening calls.
>>>>
>>>> I pay a year in advance it's a lot less.
>>>

>>> You're on Unlimited Fibre Extra £26 pm with phone, not bad, cheaper

>>> than what I'm paying now for Plusnet Extra and BT. I'm asking them
>>> if I
>>> can have it.
>>
>> As long as there are green cabinets sprouting in your area, yes.
>> Fibre is fucking amazing. And yes I have maxed it out for 24 hours
>> for a whole week.
>
> There's a green cabinet across the street and I know they laid BT
> cables last year.

You might get more than me then. My cabinet is 0.4 miles away along roads (which I assume the line follows). Google Earth has a path tracing function that will tell you.

>> Oh by the way, get ultrasurf and peerblock if you use p2p. Makes you
>> invisible to the copyright morons in the USA. Not that plusnet do
>> much if you don't have them. They just advised me to make sure my
>> wireless was secure on both occasions. I suppose eventually they
>> might get annoyed.
>
> I have never had a complaint from Plusnet, maybe cos I'm on slow
> speeds.

Probably, I only got one when I left the fibre running non stop for a whole month. It would obviously increase the chances of me being grassed on.

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I assume you mean the first sentence. If you stay with Plusnet, I should still get my 50p a month.

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On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 21:04:30 +0100, Uncle Peter <n...@spam.com> wrote:

> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:58:42 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> Uncle Peter brought next idea :
>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 21:58:34 +0100, Mr Pounder
>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Uncle Peter" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:op.xhev3...@red.lan...
>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>>

>>>>>
>>>>> I don't look at it, since it's unlimited. And no it isn't.
>>>>>
>>>>> Aren't they all unlimited? Or did I upgrade mine?
>>>>
>>>> What is this shit about it being limited or unlimited?
>>>
>>> I think Paul's on the chav version of broadband, he can only use it
>>> so much a month. Nevermind, he's earning me 50p a month in referral
>>> fees.
>>
>> Not for long.
>
> I assume you mean the first sentence. If you stay with Plusnet, I should still get my 50p a month.

Now.... would you like a 4kW array of solar panels? I get £500 commission.

Paul Pot

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Jun 15, 2014, 6:06:27 PM6/15/14

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Uncle Peter used his keyboard to write :

> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:58:42 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> Uncle Peter brought next idea :
>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 21:58:34 +0100, Mr Pounder
>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Uncle Peter" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:op.xhev3...@red.lan...
>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Is your Plusnet usage showing 0K for the last 3 days too?
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't look at it, since it's unlimited. And no it isn't.
>>>>>
>>>>> Aren't they all unlimited? Or did I upgrade mine?
>>>>
>>>> What is this shit about it being limited or unlimited?
>>>
>>> I think Paul's on the chav version of broadband, he can only use
>>> it
>>> so much a month. Nevermind, he's earning me 50p a month in
>>> referral
>>> fees.
>>
>> Not for long.
>
> I assume you mean the first sentence. If you stay with Plusnet, I
> should still get my 50p a month.
>

You won't get your 50p. Hahahaha!!11

Paul Pot

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Jun 15, 2014, 6:07:58 PM6/15/14

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Uncle Peter laid this down on his screen :

> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 21:04:30 +0100, Uncle Peter <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:58:42 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Peter brought next idea :
>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 21:58:34 +0100, Mr Pounder
>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Uncle Peter" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:op.xhev3...@red.lan...
>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't look at it, since it's unlimited. And no it isn't.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Aren't they all unlimited? Or did I upgrade mine?
>>>>>
>>>>> What is this shit about it being limited or unlimited?
>>>>
>>>> I think Paul's on the chav version of broadband, he can only use
>>>> it
>>>> so much a month. Nevermind, he's earning me 50p a month in
>>>> referral
>>>> fees.
>>>
>>> Not for long.
>>
>> I assume you mean the first sentence. If you stay with Plusnet, I
>> should still get my 50p a month.
>

> Now.... would you like a 4kW array of solar panels? I get ï¿œ500
> commission.
>
I can get them free but I don't want them yet.

Uncle Peter

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>> Now.... would you like a 4kW array of solar panels? I get £500

>> commission.
>>
> I can get them free but I don't want them yet.

FREE? Where do you get them free?

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Jun 15, 2014, 7:17:27 PM6/15/14

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On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 23:06:27 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> Uncle Peter used his keyboard to write :
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:58:42 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Peter brought next idea :
>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 21:58:34 +0100, Mr Pounder
>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Uncle Peter" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:op.xhev3...@red.lan...

>>>>>

>>>>> What is this shit about it being limited or unlimited?
>>>>
>>>> I think Paul's on the chav version of broadband, he can only use
>>>> it
>>>> so much a month. Nevermind, he's earning me 50p a month in
>>>> referral
>>>> fees.
>>>
>>> Not for long.
>>
>> I assume you mean the first sentence. If you stay with Plusnet, I
>> should still get my 50p a month.
>>
> You won't get your 50p. Hahahaha!!11

You were still introduced by me, I get my 50p HA!

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She said, "Please go away," but he pretended not to hear.
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On 15/06/2014 19:41, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 19:38:22 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 15/06/2014 18:33, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:31:53 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 15/06/2014 09:19, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:51:29 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> It won't work, I added some surface tension reduction fluid (Fairy
>>>>>> liquid) and that prevents mutation.
>>>>>
>>>>> That was very silly [switches off gravity] [watches Ron's cup of tea
>>>>> making a mess]
>>>>>
>>>> Possessing an anti gravity switch is illegal.....go straight to jail

>>>> (and DON'T collect ï¿œ200).

>>>
>>> I have a sideways matter transporter built into my larynx. If I say a
>>> certain word I'll reappear 14 miles to the East, where the jail isn't.
>>>
>> Is the word *bollocks*?
>
> [Peter vanishes in a puff of smoke, yelling "NO!!!!! That's the
> emergency destruct!"]
>

:-)

Bod

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Jun 16, 2014, 7:30:43 AM6/16/14

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On 15/06/2014 19:41, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 19:37:27 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 15/06/2014 18:32, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:32:34 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:56:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>

>>>>>> ï¿œ49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
>>>>>> Also, ï¿œ15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.

>>>>>
>>>>> And your license fee.
>>>>>
>>>> Yo.
>>>

>>> So that's ï¿œ76 a month for TV. You're nuts.

>>>
>> My money, my choice. I can afford it.
>
> I can afford a bigger house.
>

Get one then.

Bod

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Jun 16, 2014, 7:32:16 AM6/16/14

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On 15/06/2014 19:42, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 19:36:25 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 15/06/2014 18:32, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:34:19 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 07:56:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 14/06/2014 22:46, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>

>>>>>> ï¿œ49 to Sky for the Entertainment + package + all the sports channels.
>>>>>> Also, ï¿œ15 for BT sports. HD etc, per month.

>>>>>
>>>>> P2P is free.
>>>>>
>>>> But not live?
>>>
>>> I've watched things recorded only 1 hour ago. Which also means I don't
>>> legally need a TV license.
>>>
>> I like to watch live matches.
>
> I can uunderstand you not wanting to be a day behind as you might see
> the result, but an hour? And live matches means you can't fast forward.
>

Good then that I wouldn't want to.

Bod

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Jun 16, 2014, 7:33:14 AM6/16/14

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On 15/06/2014 19:42, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 19:35:51 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 15/06/2014 18:31, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:35:44 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 15/06/2014 15:33, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:28:48 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> Why?
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't they have the same channels/programs on it? When I worked for
>>>>> Sky, people changed from one to the other. And I thought you were
>>>>> too.
>>>>>
>>>> Now why would I pay for 2 services that had the same content?
>>>
>>> Because you're an idiot? Or because your Sky is yet to expire? I'm
>>> sure you told me you were CHANGING to BT sports.
>>>
>> I was going to, but Sky has thrown in another sports channel for no

>> extra, plus I got a Sky sports reduced from ï¿œ22 a month to ï¿œ11, so that

>> practically covers adding BT sports(which has different matches to Sky
>> sports).
>
> How many gullible call centre operators did you have to speak to?
>

One.

Bod

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Jun 16, 2014, 7:41:35 AM6/16/14

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I only pay about ï¿œ19 for my *unlimited* broadband and that's including
the phone rental. No free calls though.

I get 33 hours of calls per month included with my phone contract, so I
use that for phone calls and the phone contract is ï¿œ20 per month with
unlimited broadband data usage. 5000 texts also included for no extra.
Phone company is THREE.

Uncle Peter

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On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 12:41:35 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 15/06/2014 20:14, Paul Pot wrote:
>> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 00:33:30 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> on 6/13/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>>

>>>>>
>>>>> I don't look at it, since it's unlimited. And no it isn't.
>>>>>
>>>>> Aren't they all unlimited? Or did I upgrade mine?
>>>>
>>>> I'm on 60GB.
>>>
>>> That would never do me, I'm on 50Mbit fibre, unlimited per month, no
>>> traffic shaping. I can use P2P at 50Mbit!
>>
>>
>> I can only see 20MB on there and I think I'm going to get it. No point

>> changing the phone over at £14.50 pm it's similar to BT except no free
>> evening calls.
>>
> I only pay about £19 for my *unlimited* broadband and that's including

> the phone rental. No free calls though.
>
> I get 33 hours of calls per month included with my phone contract, so I

> use that for phone calls and the phone contract is £20 per month with

> unlimited broadband data usage. 5000 texts also included for no extra.
> Phone company is THREE.

You have to be in a decent reception area. I've never found anywhere that a mobile phone has full signal. You're near London. Preston might be ok.

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On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 12:33:14 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 15/06/2014 19:42, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 19:35:51 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 15/06/2014 18:31, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:35:44 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 15/06/2014 15:33, Uncle Peter wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> Now why would I pay for 2 services that had the same content?
>>>>
>>>> Because you're an idiot? Or because your Sky is yet to expire? I'm
>>>> sure you told me you were CHANGING to BT sports.
>>>>
>>> I was going to, but Sky has thrown in another sports channel for no

>>> extra, plus I got a Sky sports reduced from £22 a month to £11, so that

>>> practically covers adding BT sports(which has different matches to Sky
>>> sports).
>>
>> How many gullible call centre operators did you have to speak to?
>>
> One.

Then you could have got it even cheaper. You need to go to the "cancellations and downgrades" department, they have offers the other guys don't (which I think ius a fucking dispicable way to do business. I'd never be a Sky customer myself after I saw the way they do things.

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Jun 16, 2014, 9:29:10 AM6/16/14

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On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 12:32:16 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 15/06/2014 19:42, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 19:36:25 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 15/06/2014 18:32, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:34:19 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> But not live?
>>>>
>>>> I've watched things recorded only 1 hour ago. Which also means I don't
>>>> legally need a TV license.
>>>>
>>> I like to watch live matches.
>>
>> I can uunderstand you not wanting to be a day behind as you might see
>> the result, but an hour? And live matches means you can't fast forward.
>>
> Good then that I wouldn't want to.

No ads?

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On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 12:30:43 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 15/06/2014 19:41, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 19:37:27 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 15/06/2014 18:32, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:32:34 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> Yo.
>>>>
>>>> So that's £76 a month for TV. You're nuts.

>>>>
>>> My money, my choice. I can afford it.
>>
>> I can afford a bigger house.
>>
> Get one then.

I did not complete my sentence. I can afford a bigger house than you.

Bod

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Jun 16, 2014, 1:39:10 PM6/16/14

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On 16/06/2014 14:27, Uncle Peter wrote:

> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 12:41:35 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 15/06/2014 20:14, Paul Pot wrote:
>>> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 00:33:30 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> on 6/13/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Jun 2014 19:53:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't look at it, since it's unlimited. And no it isn't.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Aren't they all unlimited? Or did I upgrade mine?
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm on 60GB.
>>>>
>>>> That would never do me, I'm on 50Mbit fibre, unlimited per month, no
>>>> traffic shaping. I can use P2P at 50Mbit!
>>>
>>>
>>> I can only see 20MB on there and I think I'm going to get it. No point

>>> changing the phone over at ï¿œ14.50 pm it's similar to BT except no free
>>> evening calls.
>>>
>> I only pay about ï¿œ19 for my *unlimited* broadband and that's including

>> the phone rental. No free calls though.
>>
>> I get 33 hours of calls per month included with my phone contract, so I

>> use that for phone calls and the phone contract is ï¿œ20 per month with

>> unlimited broadband data usage. 5000 texts also included for no extra.
>> Phone company is THREE.
>
> You have to be in a decent reception area. I've never found anywhere
> that a mobile phone has full signal. You're near London. Preston might
> be ok.
>

I've only ever once not got a signal on a mobile phone and that was in a
village near Oxford.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 16, 2014, 1:42:47 PM6/16/14

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On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 18:39:10 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 16/06/2014 14:27, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 12:41:35 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 15/06/2014 20:14, Paul Pot wrote:
>>>> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 00:33:30 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>>

>>

>>>>>
>>>>> That would never do me, I'm on 50Mbit fibre, unlimited per month, no
>>>>> traffic shaping. I can use P2P at 50Mbit!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I can only see 20MB on there and I think I'm going to get it. No point

>>>> changing the phone over at £14.50 pm it's similar to BT except no free
>>>> evening calls.
>>>>
>>> I only pay about £19 for my *unlimited* broadband and that's including

>>> the phone rental. No free calls though.
>>>
>>> I get 33 hours of calls per month included with my phone contract, so I

>>> use that for phone calls and the phone contract is £20 per month with

>>> unlimited broadband data usage. 5000 texts also included for no extra.
>>> Phone company is THREE.
>>
>> You have to be in a decent reception area. I've never found anywhere
>> that a mobile phone has full signal. You're near London. Preston might
>> be ok.
>>
> I've only ever once not got a signal on a mobile phone and that was in a
> village near Oxford.

I can usually get enough to make a phonecall or send a text, but the voice breaks up sometimes, and internet would never go anything like as fast as you get.

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Bod

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Jun 16, 2014, 1:42:55 PM6/16/14

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You don't get ads when a match is in play. Only half time.

Bod

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Jun 16, 2014, 1:43:39 PM6/16/14

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On 16/06/2014 14:29, Uncle Peter wrote:

> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 12:30:43 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 15/06/2014 19:41, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 19:37:27 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 15/06/2014 18:32, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 15:32:34 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 15/06/2014 09:18, Uncle Peter wrote:
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> Yo.
>>>>>

>>>>> So that's ï¿œ76 a month for TV. You're nuts.

>>>>>
>>>> My money, my choice. I can afford it.
>>>
>>> I can afford a bigger house.
>>>
>> Get one then.
>
> I did not complete my sentence. I can afford a bigger house than you.

Good for you.
>

Paul Pot

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Uncle Peter expressed precisely :

> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 23:07:58 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> Uncle Peter laid this down on his screen :
>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 21:04:30 +0100, Uncle Peter <n...@spam.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:58:42 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Uncle Peter brought next idea :
>>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 21:58:34 +0100, Mr Pounder
>>>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I think Paul's on the chav version of broadband, he can only
>>>>>> use
>>>>>> it
>>>>>> so much a month. Nevermind, he's earning me 50p a month in
>>>>>> referral
>>>>>> fees.
>>>>>
>>>>> Not for long.
>>>>
>>>> I assume you mean the first sentence. If you stay with Plusnet,
>>>> I
>>>> should still get my 50p a month.
>>>

>>> Now.... would you like a 4kW array of solar panels? I get ï¿œ500

>>> commission.
>>>
>> I can get them free but I don't want them yet.
>
> FREE? Where do you get them free?

http://www.homesun.com/free-solar-lancashire

Just one of many companies.

Paul Pot

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Jun 16, 2014, 2:26:58 PM6/16/14

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Uncle Peter pretended :

> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 23:06:27 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> Uncle Peter used his keyboard to write :
>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:58:42 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Uncle Peter brought next idea :
>>>>> On Sat, 14 Jun 2014 21:58:34 +0100, Mr Pounder
>>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Uncle Peter" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:op.xhev3...@red.lan...
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What is this shit about it being limited or unlimited?
>>>>>
>>>>> I think Paul's on the chav version of broadband, he can only use
>>>>> it
>>>>> so much a month. Nevermind, he's earning me 50p a month in
>>>>> referral
>>>>> fees.
>>>>
>>>> Not for long.
>>>
>>> I assume you mean the first sentence. If you stay with Plusnet, I
>>> should still get my 50p a month.
>>>
>> You won't get your 50p. Hahahaha!!11
>
> You were still introduced by me, I get my 50p HA!

I don't think you get it if I change tariff.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 16, 2014, 3:09:38 PM6/16/14

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On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 19:26:58 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> Uncle Peter pretended :
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 23:06:27 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Peter used his keyboard to write :
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:58:42 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Uncle Peter brought next idea :

>>

>>>>>

>>>>> Not for long.
>>>>
>>>> I assume you mean the first sentence. If you stay with Plusnet, I
>>>> should still get my 50p a month.
>>>>
>>> You won't get your 50p. Hahahaha!!11
>>
>> You were still introduced by me, I get my 50p HA!
>
> I don't think you get it if I change tariff.

I should, especially if it's an INCREASED tariff. I get paid for giving them a customer in the first place.

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Uncle Peter

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Jun 16, 2014, 3:26:07 PM6/16/14

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On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 19:21:54 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 23:07:58 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Peter laid this down on his screen :
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 21:04:30 +0100, Uncle Peter <n...@spam.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:58:42 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>>

>>
>>>>
>>

>>>>>
>>>>> I assume you mean the first sentence. If you stay with Plusnet,
>>>>> I
>>>>> should still get my 50p a month.
>>>>

>>>> Now.... would you like a 4kW array of solar panels? I get £500

>>>> commission.
>>>>
>>> I can get them free but I don't want them yet.
>>
>> FREE? Where do you get them free?
>
>
> http://www.homesun.com/free-solar-lancashire
>
> Just one of many companies.

Their free ones have stopped if you read a few paragraphs down.
The cheapest I can find is £5.5K for 4kW (16 panels). http://greenenergynationwide.co.uk
Not the one I was going to use, which I'm going to phone and cancel tomorrow - they wanted £10.9K!

--
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Uncle Peter

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Jun 16, 2014, 3:31:39 PM6/16/14

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On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 18:43:39 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 16/06/2014 14:29, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 12:30:43 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 15/06/2014 19:41, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 19:37:27 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 15/06/2014 18:32, Uncle Peter wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> My money, my choice. I can afford it.
>>>>
>>>> I can afford a bigger house.
>>>>
>>> Get one then.
>>
>> I did not complete my sentence. I can afford a bigger house than you.
>
> Good for you.

Correction, the bank that gave me a mortgage can :-)

--
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He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."

Uncle Peter

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Jun 16, 2014, 3:32:20 PM6/16/14

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On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 18:42:55 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 16/06/2014 14:29, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 12:32:16 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On 15/06/2014 19:42, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 19:36:25 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 15/06/2014 18:32, Uncle Peter wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> I like to watch live matches.
>>>>
>>>> I can uunderstand you not wanting to be a day behind as you might see
>>>> the result, but an hour? And live matches means you can't fast forward.
>>>>
>>> Good then that I wouldn't want to.
>>
>> No ads?
>>
> You don't get ads when a match is in play. Only half time.

That's a first for Sky, they usually charge you for a channel, then you STILL get ads. TV License, Sky sub, AND ads, fucking ridiculous.

Paul Pot

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Jun 16, 2014, 3:40:33 PM6/16/14

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on 6/16/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :

> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 19:21:54 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 23:07:58 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Uncle Peter laid this down on his screen :
>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 21:04:30 +0100, Uncle Peter <n...@spam.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:58:42 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I assume you mean the first sentence. If you stay with
>>>>>> Plusnet,
>>>>>> I
>>>>>> should still get my 50p a month.
>>>>>

>>>>> Now.... would you like a 4kW array of solar panels? I get ï¿œ500

>>>>> commission.
>>>>>
>>>> I can get them free but I don't want them yet.
>>>
>>> FREE? Where do you get them free?
>>
>> http://www.homesun.com/free-solar-lancashire
>>
>> Just one of many companies.
>
> Their free ones have stopped if you read a few paragraphs down.

> The cheapest I can find is ï¿œ5.5K for 4kW (16 panels).

> http://greenenergynationwide.co.uk
> Not the one I was going to use, which I'm going to phone and cancel

> tomorrow - they wanted ï¿œ10.9K!

Yes, I read that further down but there are others. I see ads for free
solar panels all the time on buses and vans. Check your local council
first because there is a government scheme running in some areas and if
they're not free for you then may be hugely discounted with free
fitting etc.

Paul Pot

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Jun 16, 2014, 3:41:23 PM6/16/14

to

Uncle Peter used his keyboard to write :

> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 19:21:54 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 23:07:58 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Uncle Peter laid this down on his screen :
>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 21:04:30 +0100, Uncle Peter <n...@spam.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:58:42 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I assume you mean the first sentence. If you stay with
>>>>>> Plusnet,
>>>>>> I
>>>>>> should still get my 50p a month.
>>>>>

>>>>> Now.... would you like a 4kW array of solar panels? I get ï¿œ500

>>>>> commission.
>>>>>
>>>> I can get them free but I don't want them yet.
>>>
>>> FREE? Where do you get them free?
>>
>> http://www.homesun.com/free-solar-lancashire
>>
>> Just one of many companies.
>
> Their free ones have stopped if you read a few paragraphs down.

> The cheapest I can find is ï¿œ5.5K for 4kW (16 panels).

> http://greenenergynationwide.co.uk
> Not the one I was going to use, which I'm going to phone and cancel

> tomorrow - they wanted ï¿œ10.9K!

Have you cashed in some bitcoins? ;)

Paul Pot

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Jun 16, 2014, 3:43:07 PM6/16/14

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Uncle Peter used his keyboard to write :
> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 19:26:58 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> Uncle Peter pretended :
>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 23:06:27 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Uncle Peter used his keyboard to write :
>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:58:42 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Uncle Peter brought next idea :
>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not for long.
>>>>>
>>>>> I assume you mean the first sentence. If you stay with Plusnet,
>>>>> I
>>>>> should still get my 50p a month.
>>>>>
>>>> You won't get your 50p. Hahahaha!!11
>>>
>>> You were still introduced by me, I get my 50p HA!
>>
>> I don't think you get it if I change tariff.
>
> I should, especially if it's an INCREASED tariff. I get paid for
> giving them a customer in the first place.

Well, we'll wait and see. I noticed that their Member Centre prices and
tariffs and slightly different to their main website. It's a poor do is
that.

Paul Pot

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Jun 16, 2014, 3:45:27 PM6/16/14

to

on 6/16/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :

> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 19:21:54 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 23:07:58 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Uncle Peter laid this down on his screen :
>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 21:04:30 +0100, Uncle Peter <n...@spam.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 20:58:42 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I assume you mean the first sentence. If you stay with
>>>>>> Plusnet,
>>>>>> I
>>>>>> should still get my 50p a month.
>>>>>

>>>>> Now.... would you like a 4kW array of solar panels? I get ï¿œ500

>>>>> commission.
>>>>>
>>>> I can get them free but I don't want them yet.
>>>
>>> FREE? Where do you get them free?
>>
>> http://www.homesun.com/free-solar-lancashire
>>
>> Just one of many companies.
>
> Their free ones have stopped if you read a few paragraphs down.

> The cheapest I can find is ï¿œ5.5K for 4kW (16 panels).

> http://greenenergynationwide.co.uk
> Not the one I was going to use, which I'm going to phone and cancel

> tomorrow - they wanted ï¿œ10.9K!

Oh, and try asking on Freegle. Worth a shot but you're probably banned
by now.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 16, 2014, 3:48:45 PM6/16/14

to

On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 20:45:27 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> on 6/16/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 19:21:54 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 23:07:58 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Uncle Peter laid this down on his screen :

>>
>>>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> I can get them free but I don't want them yet.
>>>>
>>>> FREE? Where do you get them free?
>>>
>>> http://www.homesun.com/free-solar-lancashire
>>>
>>> Just one of many companies.
>>
>> Their free ones have stopped if you read a few paragraphs down.

>> The cheapest I can find is £5.5K for 4kW (16 panels).

>> http://greenenergynationwide.co.uk
>> Not the one I was going to use, which I'm going to phone and cancel

>> tomorrow - they wanted £10.9K!

>
>
> Oh, and try asking on Freegle. Worth a shot but you're probably banned
> by now.

Freegle?!? Yeah someone would give those away.

And no I'm not banned, I've used it loads (in both directions).

--
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Mick says "Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!"
Paddy says "What's his name?"
Mick replies "Miles, from London!"

Paul Pot

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Jun 16, 2014, 3:53:12 PM6/16/14

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Uncle Peter formulated the question :

> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 20:45:27 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> on 6/16/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 19:21:54 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 23:07:58 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Uncle Peter laid this down on his screen :
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> I can get them free but I don't want them yet.
>>>>>
>>>>> FREE? Where do you get them free?
>>>>
>>>> http://www.homesun.com/free-solar-lancashire
>>>>
>>>> Just one of many companies.
>>>
>>> Their free ones have stopped if you read a few paragraphs down.

>>> The cheapest I can find is ï¿œ5.5K for 4kW (16 panels).

>>> http://greenenergynationwide.co.uk
>>> Not the one I was going to use, which I'm going to phone and
>>> cancel

>>> tomorrow - they wanted ï¿œ10.9K!

>>
>> Oh, and try asking on Freegle. Worth a shot but you're probably
>> banned
>> by now.
>
> Freegle?!?

http://www.ilovefreegle.org/

> Yeah someone would give those away.

I've seen allsorts on there I would never dream of giving. Selling -
yes but not give away for nowt.

>
> And no I'm not banned, I've used it loads (in both directions).

I am surprised tbh.

Uncle Peter

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Jun 16, 2014, 3:55:55 PM6/16/14

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On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 20:43:07 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> Uncle Peter used his keyboard to write :
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 19:26:58 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Peter pretended :
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 23:06:27 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Uncle Peter used his keyboard to write :

>>
>>>>
>>

>>>>> You won't get your 50p. Hahahaha!!11
>>>>
>>>> You were still introduced by me, I get my 50p HA!
>>>
>>> I don't think you get it if I change tariff.
>>
>> I should, especially if it's an INCREASED tariff. I get paid for
>> giving them a customer in the first place.
>
> Well, we'll wait and see. I noticed that their Member Centre prices and
> tariffs and slightly different to their main website. It's a poor do is
> that.

Say you're leaving. When I had no internet for the weekend due to BT's stupidity (an engineer fixing someone else fucked up mine at the exchange), I asked for a free month "as I'd been considering other providers and I'd appreciate some good customer service". They gave me a free month.

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Uncle Peter

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Jun 16, 2014, 3:58:12 PM6/16/14

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On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 20:53:12 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> Uncle Peter formulated the question :
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 20:45:27 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> on 6/16/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 19:21:54 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :

>>
>>>>

>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>>

>>>>> http://www.homesun.com/free-solar-lancashire
>>>>>
>>>>> Just one of many companies.
>>>>
>>>> Their free ones have stopped if you read a few paragraphs down.

>>>> The cheapest I can find is £5.5K for 4kW (16 panels).

>>>> http://greenenergynationwide.co.uk
>>>> Not the one I was going to use, which I'm going to phone and
>>>> cancel

>>>> tomorrow - they wanted £10.9K!

>>>
>>> Oh, and try asking on Freegle. Worth a shot but you're probably
>>> banned
>>> by now.
>>
>> Freegle?!?
>
> http://www.ilovefreegle.org/

Yes I know what it is, it just seemed odd to ask for solar panels on there. I've had a free dishwasher, washing machine, tumble drier, vacuum cleaner, sofa, several brass lights, and about 30 other things off there.

And freecycle. I dunno why there are two, I just use both.

>> Yeah someone would give those away.
>
> I've seen allsorts on there I would never dream of giving. Selling -
> yes but not give away for nowt.

Those things I take and place on Ebay. Someone gave away £80 of genuine Canon ink because their printer had broken. I just told them I had an identical printer :-)

>> And no I'm not banned, I've used it loads (in both directions).
>
> I am surprised tbh.

At me using it or not being banned?

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Uncle Peter

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Jun 16, 2014, 3:58:35 PM6/16/14

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On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 20:41:23 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> Uncle Peter used his keyboard to write :
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 19:21:54 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 23:07:58 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Uncle Peter laid this down on his screen :

>>
>>>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> I can get them free but I don't want them yet.
>>>>
>>>> FREE? Where do you get them free?
>>>
>>> http://www.homesun.com/free-solar-lancashire
>>>
>>> Just one of many companies.
>>
>> Their free ones have stopped if you read a few paragraphs down.

>> The cheapest I can find is £5.5K for 4kW (16 panels).

>> http://greenenergynationwide.co.uk
>> Not the one I was going to use, which I'm going to phone and cancel

>> tomorrow - they wanted £10.9K!

>
> Have you cashed in some bitcoins? ;)

It was an HP offer.

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To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

Paul Pot

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Jun 16, 2014, 3:59:56 PM6/16/14

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Uncle Peter spewed this twaddle:

> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 20:41:23 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> Uncle Peter used his keyboard to write :
>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 19:21:54 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 23:07:58 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Uncle Peter laid this down on his screen :
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> I can get them free but I don't want them yet.
>>>>>
>>>>> FREE? Where do you get them free?
>>>>
>>>> http://www.homesun.com/free-solar-lancashire
>>>>
>>>> Just one of many companies.
>>>
>>> Their free ones have stopped if you read a few paragraphs down.

>>> The cheapest I can find is ï¿œ5.5K for 4kW (16 panels).

>>> http://greenenergynationwide.co.uk
>>> Not the one I was going to use, which I'm going to phone and
>>> cancel

>>> tomorrow - they wanted ï¿œ10.9K!

>>
>> Have you cashed in some bitcoins? ;)
>
> It was an HP offer.

On the side of the bottle?

Uncle Peter

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Jun 16, 2014, 3:59:55 PM6/16/14

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On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 20:40:33 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> on 6/16/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 19:21:54 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 23:07:58 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Uncle Peter laid this down on his screen :

>>
>>>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>> I can get them free but I don't want them yet.
>>>>
>>>> FREE? Where do you get them free?
>>>
>>> http://www.homesun.com/free-solar-lancashire
>>>
>>> Just one of many companies.
>>
>> Their free ones have stopped if you read a few paragraphs down.

>> The cheapest I can find is £5.5K for 4kW (16 panels).

>> http://greenenergynationwide.co.uk
>> Not the one I was going to use, which I'm going to phone and cancel

>> tomorrow - they wanted £10.9K!

>
>
> Yes, I read that further down but there are others. I see ads for free
> solar panels all the time on buses and vans. Check your local council
> first because there is a government scheme running in some areas and if
> they're not free for you then may be hugely discounted with free
> fitting etc.

I thought all the free stuff had gone, because the government tariff has halved and the installation company can no longer recoup the cost from that. If there is free stuff left it's if you're on benefits. My neighbour got gas installed to his flat for free because the tenant is on benefits. Saved him £1000.

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Blue means not pregnant.
Pink means pregnant.
Brown means you had it in the wrong hole.

Paul Pot

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Jun 16, 2014, 4:07:20 PM6/16/14

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on 6/16/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 20:53:12 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> Uncle Peter formulated the question :
>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 20:45:27 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> on 6/16/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>>>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 19:21:54 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.homesun.com/free-solar-lancashire
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Just one of many companies.
>>>>>
>>>>> Their free ones have stopped if you read a few paragraphs down.

>>>>> The cheapest I can find is ï¿œ5.5K for 4kW (16 panels).

>>>>> http://greenenergynationwide.co.uk
>>>>> Not the one I was going to use, which I'm going to phone and
>>>>> cancel

>>>>> tomorrow - they wanted ï¿œ10.9K!

>>>>
>>>> Oh, and try asking on Freegle. Worth a shot but you're probably
>>>> banned
>>>> by now.
>>>
>>> Freegle?!?
>>
>> http://www.ilovefreegle.org/
>
> Yes I know what it is, it just seemed odd to ask for solar panels on
> there. I've had a free dishwasher, washing machine, tumble drier,
> vacuum cleaner, sofa, several brass lights, and about 30 other things
> off there.
>
> And freecycle. I dunno why there are two, I just use both.

Try something like this too:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Perth-Buy-and-Sell/289457783173

There is usually a buy sell swap group for most towns. Just ask for the
panels and there might be some advice.

>
>>> Yeah someone would give those away.
>>
>> I've seen allsorts on there I would never dream of giving. Selling
>> -
>> yes but not give away for nowt.
>

> Those things I take and place on Ebay. Someone gave away ï¿œ80 of

> genuine Canon ink because their printer had broken. I just told them
> I had an identical printer :-)

Enterprising but a cunt nonetheless. It's not in the good spirit of
Freegle Peter.

>
>>> And no I'm not banned, I've used it loads (in both directions).
>>
>> I am surprised tbh.
>
> At me using it or not being banned?

Not been banned yet.

Paul Pot

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Jun 16, 2014, 4:08:50 PM6/16/14

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Uncle Peter presented the following explanation :

> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 20:40:33 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> on 6/16/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 19:21:54 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Uncle Peter expressed precisely :
>>>>> On Sun, 15 Jun 2014 23:07:58 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Uncle Peter laid this down on his screen :
>
>>>
>>>>>
>
>>>>>
>>>
>
>>>>>> I can get them free but I don't want them yet.
>>>>>
>>>>> FREE? Where do you get them free?
>>>>
>>>> http://www.homesun.com/free-solar-lancashire
>>>>
>>>> Just one of many companies.
>>>
>>> Their free ones have stopped if you read a few paragraphs down.

>>> The cheapest I can find is ï¿œ5.5K for 4kW (16 panels).

>>> http://greenenergynationwide.co.uk
>>> Not the one I was going to use, which I'm going to phone and
>>> cancel

>>> tomorrow - they wanted ï¿œ10.9K!

>>
>> Yes, I read that further down but there are others. I see ads for
>> free
>> solar panels all the time on buses and vans. Check your local
>> council
>> first because there is a government scheme running in some areas
>> and if
>> they're not free for you then may be hugely discounted with free
>> fitting etc.
>
> I thought all the free stuff had gone, because the government tariff
> has halved and the installation company can no longer recoup the cost
> from that. If there is free stuff left it's if you're on benefits.
> My neighbour got gas installed to his flat for free because the

> tenant is on benefits. Saved him ï¿œ1000.

Ask.

Paul Pot

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Jun 16, 2014, 4:11:49 PM6/16/14

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Paul Pot brought next idea :

> Try something like this too:
>
> https://www.facebook.com/pages/Perth-Buy-and-Sell/289457783173
>

Oops I think that's Oz not Scotland (who aren't in the World Cup).

Uncle Peter

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Jun 16, 2014, 4:13:58 PM6/16/14

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On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 21:07:20 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> on 6/16/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 20:53:12 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Peter formulated the question :
>>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2014 20:45:27 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> on 6/16/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>>
>>

>>>>
>>

>>>>>

>>>>> Oh, and try asking on Freegle. Worth a shot but you're probably
>>>>> banned
>>>>> by now.
>>>>
>>>> Freegle?!?
>>>
>>> http://www.ilovefreegle.org/
>>
>> Yes I know what it is, it just seemed odd to ask for solar panels on
>> there. I've had a free dishwasher, washing machine, tumble drier,
>> vacuum cleaner, sofa, several brass lights, and about 30 other things
>> off there.
>>
>> And freecycle. I dunno why there are two, I just use both.
>
> Try something like this too:
>
> https://www.facebook.com/pages/Perth-Buy-and-Sell/289457783173
>
> There is usually a buy sell swap group for most towns. Just ask for the
> panels and there might be some advice.

I doubt it'd get me anywhere. The government halved the feed in tariff. A company would not make a profit giving you them free.

>>>> Yeah someone would give those away.
>>>
>>> I've seen allsorts on there I would never dream of giving. Selling
>>> -
>>> yes but not give away for nowt.
>>

>> Those things I take and place on Ebay. Someone gave away £80 of

>> genuine Canon ink because their printer had broken. I just told them
>> I had an identical printer :-)
>
> Enterprising but a cunt nonetheless. It's not in the good spirit of
> Freegle Peter.

The freegle user didn't need them and wanted them to go to someone who needed them. The person I sold them to needed them.

>>>> And no I'm not banned, I've used it loads (in both directions).
>>>
>>> I am surprised tbh.
>>
>> At me using it or not being banned?
>
> Not been banned yet.

Why would they ban me?

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