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Daniel M Drucker

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Feb 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/18/96
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|: >I once saw a list of parody VMS error messages, which I can't
|: >seem to find again anywhere. Does anyone know where this can be found?
|: "Error: VMS found. Processor going away to roll a spliff[1]".
|: [1] Not that a.s.r. would condone the use of illegal drugs. Oh no.
|Our ISP's news server is out of free disk space again; please post this
|for me.
|
| Gerald (Jerry) R. Leslie jle...@dmccorp.com
| gle...@isvsrv.enet.dec.com
| Dynamic Matrix Control Corporation (my opinions are my own)


This is from
ftp.spc.edu, USER1:[ANONYMOUS.HUMOR]VMS-MESSAGE-JOKE.TXT

.FACILITY SYSTEM,0/PREFIX=SS$_/SHARED/SYSTEM/MACRO=$SSDEF
.SEVERITY SUCCESS
.BASE 0
NORMAL <we were only kidding you, actually it blew up>
.FACILITY SYSTEM,0/PREFIX=SS$_/SHARED/SYSTEM/MACRO=$SSDEF
.SEVERITY FATAL
ACCVIO <traffic violation, clocked speed=!XB in a !XL mph zone, PC=!XL,PSL=!XL>/FAO=4
BADPARAM <ack! Phfftpt! Yuck!>
EXQUOTA <you wanted how much? (snicker snicker)>
NOPRIV <say 'pretty-please', or you can't do it>
ABORT <it dropped dead in it's tracks>
BADATTRIB <what was that attribute?>
BADESCAPE <escape attempt failed>
BADIMGHDR <Load and run it yourself, I can't read it.>
CHANINTLK <channel is interlocking with someone else>
CTRLERR <fatal controller error - your plane just crashed>
DATACHECK <write check error - you are overdrawn at the data-bank>
DEVFOREIGN <foreign device has a strange accent>
DEVMOUNT <device is already mounted side-saddle>
DEVNOTMBX <device is not a mailbox, see your postoffice for further help>
DEVNOTMOUNT <device is not mounted, you pervert>
DEVOFFLINE <device is sleeping late this morning>
DRVERR <fatal drive error - your car has crashed>
DUPLNAM <duplicate process name - which one is a clone?>
FILACCERR <magnetic tape file access is nonblank>
FILALRACC <file is already being accessed, you stupid gat!>
FILNOTACC <try accessing the file first, rock-head>
FILNOTEXP <file is not expecting any visitors today>
FORMAT <FORTRAN format statements not allowed here or anywhere else>
GPTFULL <guppy tank is full, call the cat, please>
GSDFULL <gas dealer is full, and you can't have any>
LCKPAGFUL <no more lock pages - you lose, buckwheat>
ILLBLKNUM <illogical block number, all blocks fell down>
ILLCNTRFUNC <illegal PCP purchase>
ILLEFC <illegal peanut cluster>
ILLIOFUNC <sick I/O function code>
ILLPAGCNT <sick page count parameter>
ILLSER <wrong service call number - call information>
INCVOLLABEL <incorrect volume label, try the balance knob>
INSFARG <insufferable arguments from a pipsqueak programmer>
INSFWSL <insufficient working conditions, I quit>
INSFMEM <insufficient memory, I forget what you want me to do>
INSFRAME <insufficient cocktails to unwind with>
IVADDR <invalid address - see the mail man>
IVCHAN <invalid channel, try HBO or PREVIEW>
IVDEVNAM <Do that one more time and you'll get logged out>
IVGSDNAM <can't cram that name into the global symbol table>
IVLOGNAM <illogical name>
IVLOGTAB <illogical name table>
IVQUOTAL <silly quota list>
IVSECFLG <very strange process/global section flags>
IVSSRQ <wrong call, bar-rag breath>
IVSTSFLG <invalid status symbol, European cars are out>
IVTIME <What time was that?>
LENVIO <tried to cram too much into your space>
LKWSETFUL <you can't cram anything more into locked portion of working set>
MBTOOSML <mailbox is too small for packages, get a bigger one>
MEDOFL <can't you see the medium is offline?>
NODATA <mailbox is empty - nobody loves you anymore>
NOIOCHAN <Channels are all tied up at the moment>
NOLOGNAM <try a real logical name>
NONEXDRV <imaginary drives bring imaginary results>
NOTFILEDEV <you might consider trying a file-structured device>
NOTINTBLSZ <block size is greater than 2048>
NOTLABELMT <tape is not sticky, use glue>
NOTSQDEV <you might actually consider using a sequential device>
PAGOWNVIO <you violated the page owner, hope it was fun>
PARITY <have a parity every friday>
PARTESCAPE <you almost escaped but you got caught>
PFMBSY <page fault monitor is busy, go home and try again tomorrow>
PSTFULL <process section table is full - you lost>
RESULTOVF <septic tank overflow>
SECTBLFUL <section table (process/global) is full of scum>
TAPEPOSLOST <magnetic tape lost, check machine room floor>
TIMEOUT <timeout called by referee>
UNASEFC <that wasn't the event flag cluster I was looking for>
UNSAFE <drive unsafe at any speed. Disk brakes failed>
VASFULL <no more room - go away>
VECINUSE <you already enabled that AST Vector you fool>
VOLINV <volume is 3-dimensional>
WRITLCK <you said to put a write lock on, now you want to write?>
NOTAPEOP <look ma, no hands>
IVCHNLSEC <invalid channel for create and mung section>
NOMBX <no associated mailbox for 'OCCUPANT'>
NOLINKS <Sausages are all gone>
NOSOLICIT <Lawyers and courtesans need not apply>
NOSUCHNODE <remote node is ridiculous>
REJECT <stop wasting my time>
TOOMUCHDATA <too much optional/interrupt data shoved at me>
BUGCHECK <check for fleas>
FILNOTCNTG <It's not the way you wanted it so I killed it>
BADSTACK <Needles found in process stack>
MCHECK <call Field Circus, say PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
DEVACTIVE <device is spinning like a top>
HANGUP <Data Set has more hangups than a closet full of shirts>
OPINCOMPL <operator is incompetent>
ILLSEQOP <sick, sick, sick!>
IVSECIDCTL <wrong section, try the balcony>
NOTNETDEV <not a net, maybe it's a basket>
IVPROTECT <Protections don't work like that you silly gnome>
ACPVAFUL <MTAACP crashed and burned>
MTLBLLONG <Magtape label is too damn long!>
BUFBYTALI <buffer bytes more than it can skew>
NOAQB <Go to the head of the queue>
WRONGACP <can't you do anything right?>
BUFNOTALIGN <align, align, my kingdom for align>
DEVCMDERR <Device can't understand your gibberish>
DEVREQERR <Device requests you stop making errors>
INSFBUFDP <lost on the data path to happiness>
INSFMAPREG <I think we're lost, what do you think?>
IVBUFLEN <You can't put that in there>
IVMODE <You're on a liquid diet>
MCNOTVALID <You MCdevice says your MCmicrocode is MCinvalid>
POWERFAIL <power failure occurred - I just had a lobotomy>
SHMGSNOTMAP <shared memory lost it bad>
TOOMANYLNAM <logical name translation has me totally confused>
SHMNOTCNCT <shared memory not connected - try plugging it in>
NOTCREATOR <request denied, user is not God>
INTERLOCK <unable to rip off system data structure interlock>
BADQUEUEHDR <interlocked queue corrupted - what fun!>
NOSLOT <No PCB purchases or swaps allowed - they're illegal>
SUSPENDED <process is hanging by a thread>
EXPORTQUOTA <Too many shipments from Japan>
NOSHMBLOCK <Two heads are better than one, but I'm not Spock>
BADQFILE <invalid disk quota file format, therefore you lose it all>
NOQFILE <no disk quota file available - try the paging file instead>
QFACTIVE <disk quota file is already active, and it probably doesn't work.>
QFNOTACT <no quota file today.>
DUPDSKQUOTA <Congratulations! you just had twins.>
NODISKQUOTA <System manager forgot to give you a quota.>
EXDISKQUOTA <disk quota exceeded. Files deleted at random>
IDMISMATCH <ident mismatch with existing global section>
NOWRT <now writing to read-only section>

.SEVERITY FATAL
.BASE 128

PLHLDR <reserved for future use>
ASTFLT <AST fault, SP=!XL, param=!XL, PC=!XL, PSL=!XL, target PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=6
BREAK <it's all your fault at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
CMODSUPR <change mode to supervisor trap, code=!XL, PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=3
CMODUSER <change mode to user trap, code=!XL, PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=3
COMPAT <compatibility mode fault (code !UB) at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=3
OPCCUS <opcode reserved to Data General at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
OPCDEC <opcode reserved to Data General at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
PAGRDERR <page read error, reason mask=!XB, virtual address=!XL, PC=!XL,PSL=!XL>/FAO=4
RADRMOD <reserved addressing fault at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
ROPRAND <reserved operand fault at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
SSFAIL <system service failure exception, status=!XL, PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=3
TBIT <T-bit pending trap at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
DEBUG <Raid was sprayed at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
ARTRES <reserved arithmetic bear trap at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
INTOVF <mouse trap, too many mice at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
INTDIV <mouse trap, little heads cut off at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
FLTOVF <rat trap, floating in the well at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
FLTDIV <rat trap, floating in the divide at PC=!XL,PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
FLTUND <rat trap, floating under the sink at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
DECOVF <bear trap, decimated one at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
SUBRNG <bear trap, buckshot out of range at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
FLTOVF_F <your fault, floating overflow at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
FLTDIV_F <your fault, floating divide by zero at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
FLTUND_F <your fault, floating underflow at PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=2
INHCHMK <very inhibited CHMKernel trap, code=!XL, PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=3
INHCHME <very inhibited CHMExecutive trap, code=!XL, PC=!XL, PSL=!XL>/FAO=3


!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 000004D9>
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 000005F9>

.SEVERITY SUCCESS
.BASE 192

BUFFEROVF <output buffer barfed>
CONTROLO <output completed very quietly...>
CONTROLY <operation completed under CTRL/Y>
CREATEDF <file/section did not exist so I created it for you>/ident=CREATED
MSGNOTFND <message not in system message file - are you surprised?>
NOTRAN <No traducio el nombre>
SUPERSEDE <logical name replaced at random>
WASECC <successful transfer; no data check, really.>
DEVALRALLOC <you already have that device, bonehead!>
REMOTE <remote node took it's sweet time doing it>
CONTROLC <operation completed anyway, I listen well>
NOTMODIFIED <no pages in the section were modified>
RDDELDATA <read deleted data address mark and it was lots of fun>
OVRDSKQUOTA <Now deleting files at random>
SYSVERDIF <relink this image or you can't have any privileges>
FILEPURGED <newest file version purged>
NOTALLPRIV <you and I both know you can't do all of those things>
SYNCH <hey it all worked>
CONCEALED <logical device name concealed a small hatpin>
INCOMPAT <Feature incompatible with every system version>
DBGOPCREQ <debugger opcode request for PC !XL !+>/FAO=2
ALRDYCLOSED <wake up, it finished already>
LNMCREATED <logical name table needed leaves put in it>
ACEIDMATCH <ACE identifier match>
DBGEVENT <debugger event - someone used Raid>
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 000006C9>
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 000007F9>

.SEVERITY WARNING
.BASE 256

ACCONFLICT <fight over the access with someone else>
BADCHKSUM <bad file header checksum>
BADFILEHDR <bad file header - can't you read?>
BADFILENAME <file name sucks raw eggs>
BADFILEVER <bad file version number>
BADIRECTORY <no way that's a directory>
CANCEL <I/O operation canceled>
DATAOVERUN <data overrun>
DEVALLOC <device already stolen by another loser>
DEVASSIGN <device has channels assigned>
DEVICEFULL <device full - you can't have it>
DEVNOTALLOC <device not stolen, yet>
DIRFULL <directory has had too much to eat>
DUPFILENAME <I'm seeing double>
ENDOFFILE <end of file - now reading nonexistant data>
ENDOFTAPE <end of tape - now playing track 2>
EXTIDXFILE <***** obsolete - delete when convenient>
FCPREADERR <file processor read error>
FCPREWNDERR <file processor rewind error>
FCPSPACERR <file processor space error>
FCPWRITERR <file processor write error>
FILELOCKED <file locked with combination padlock>
FILENUMCHK <file identification number check by system police>
FILESEQCHK <file identification sequence number check by auditors>
FILESTRUCT <you can define that structure level yourself, I don't understand it>
HEADERFULL <file header is full, empty it.>
IDXFILEFULL <index file is full, empty it.>
MBFULL <mailbox is full, so empty it>
NOHOMEBLK <Files-11 home block is on another disk, apparently>
NONEXPR <Nobody there by that name>
NONLOCAL <device is not local - call the State Department>
NOHANDLER <keep your handlers of of my stack>
NOSIGNAL <no smoke signals currently on the horizon>
NOSUCHDEV <There are none of those here!>
NOSUCHFILE <I looked and looked and just can't find it>
RESIGNAL <I can't be bothered. ask the next handler>
UNWIND <unwind and slip into something more comfortable>
UNWINDING <leave me alone, I'm unwinding>
NOMOREFILES <no more files - would you like to see my etchings?>
BEGOFFILE <beginning of time recorded>
BLOCKCNTERR <block count error>
MUSTCLOSEFL <must close file badly>
WAITUSRLBL <waiting for user labels>
ILLUSRLBLRD <illegal read of user labels>
ILLUSRLBLWT <illegal write of user labels>
ILLLBLAST <illegal user label AST control block address>
ENDOFUSRLBL <no more user labels>
NOSUCHSEC <no such (global) section>
CLIFRCEXT <CLI forced programmus interruptus>
FCPREPSTN <file processor reposition error>
TOOMANYVER <too many higher file versions>
NOTVOLSET <keep your volumes in the family, buddy>
ENDOFVOLUME <yum yum. have any more?>
NOMOREPROC <ran out of process steam>
NODEVAVL <no device available now - got a few minutes?>
NOTQUEUED <request punted>
DGQINCOMP <datagram queue operation incomplete>
DIRALLOC <can't allocate directory space - you lose>
ACLEMPTY <access control list is empty>
NOENTRY <access control entry not found>
NOMOREACE <access control list is exhausted, it's been up all night>
RIGHTSFULL <rights list had too much to eat>
VALNOTVALID <value block is not valid>
ACLFULL <ACL segment list had too much to eat>
NOMORENODE <no nodes in the first place>
NOMORELOCK <no more locks, we got bagels left>
BEGOFTAPE <beginning of time encountered>
OBJLOCKHELD <object's lock already held by someone else>

!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 00000A19>
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 00000BF9>

.SEVERITY INFORMATIONAL
.BASE 384

EOTIN <EOT response to text>
CHAINW <chained write received>

!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 00000C11>
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 00000DF9>

.SEVERITY ERROR
.BASE 448

LINEABRT <host died or is deaf>
DEADLOCK <deadlock detected - kill yourself>
NOLOCKID <no lock id. available>
EXDEPTH <exceeded allowed depth - the pressure is too much!>
PARTMAPPED <some file map pointers not permanently resident>
CANCELGRANT <cannot cancel a granted lock, you're stuck with it now>
RETRY <Play it one more time, Sam>
BADACL <ACL is hopelessly corrupted - have a nice day>
ACEEXISTS <you already have that ACE in the ACL>

!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 00000E49>
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 00000FF9>

.SEVERITY WARNING
.BASE 512

APPENDEDB <!AS scrambled with !AS (!UL block!%S dropped)>/FAO=3/IDENT=APPENDED
APPENDEDR <!AS scrambled with !AS (!UL record!%S lost)>/FAO=3/IDENT=APPENDED

BADBYTE <garbage (!XB) at !XL>/FAO=2/IDENT=BADDATA
BADFIELD <!AS field is garbaged out at !XL>/FAO=2
BADLONG <garbage (!XL) found at !XL>/FAO=2/IDENT=BADDATA
BADWORD <garbage (!XW) smelled at !XL>/FAO=2/IDENT=BADDATA
BEGIN <!AS beginning to lose>/FAO=1
BEGIND <!AS started at !%D>/FAO=2/IDENT=BEGIN
BEGINT <!AS beginning of the end at !%T>/FAO=2/IDENT=BEGIN
CLICB <CLI control block at !XL>/FAO=1
CLOSEIN <error closing !AS - it slammed shut>/FAO=1
CLOSEOUT <error closing !AS - it has claustrophobia>/FAO=1
COPIEDB <!AS mangled into !AS (!UL block!%S shuffled)>/FAO=3/IDENT=COPIED
COPIEDR <!AS squished into !AS (!UL record!%S broken)>/FAO=3/ident=COPIED
CREATED <!AS created in Guiness Book of Records>/FAO=1
ENDED <!AS passed away>/FAO=1
ENDEDD <!AS died at !%D>/FAO=2/IDENT=ENDED
ENDEDT <!AS kicked the bucket at !%T>/FAO=2/IDENT=ENDED
NEWFILES <!UL file!%S mixed up together>/FAO=2
OPENIN <error opening !AS like a can of sardines>/FAO=1
OPENOUT <error opening !AS - my fingers slipped>/FAO=1
OVERLAY <!AS being overwritten, along with the rest of your directory>/FAO=1
READERR <error reading !AS, I lost my glasses>/FAO=1
REPLACED <!AS being replaced by zeroes>/FAO=1
WILDCONCAT <wildcard specification cannot be trumped>/ident=CONCAT
WILDOUTVER <you can't use wildcards there, you dope>
WRITEERR <error writing !AS. -5 for spelling>/FAO=1
ITDIED <!AS terminated with extreme prejudice>/FAO=1
ABENDD <the world will end for !AS at !%D>/FAO=2/IDENT=ITDIED
ABENDT <the world ended for !AS at !%T>/FAO=2/IDENT=ITDIED
SYSERRORPC <!AS system service sputtered out at PC !XL>/FAO=2/IDENT=SYSERROR
SYNTAX <error parsing '!AS'. Do it right or I'll break your fingers>/FAO=1
NOVALUE <'!AS' keyword requires $5000 in small unmarked bills>/FAO=1
BADKEY <'!AS' is tantamount to blackmail>/FAO=1
BADVALUE <'!AS' turns my stomach>/FAO=1
BADDELIM <keep your '!AS' to yourself, gobbler>/FAO=1
BADLOGIC <I don't know what I'm doing>
NOWILD <no wild parties permitted>
TEXT <You must be very naive to believe that "!AS">/FAO=1
IDXCONCAT <what makes you think indexed files can be concatenated?>/IDENT=CONCAT
RELCONCAT <what makes you think relative files can be concatenated?>/IDENT=CONCAT
HIGHVER <higher version of !AS might exist in the future>/FAO=1
BADLOGICPC <we blew it at PC !XL>/FAO=1/IDENT=BADLOGIC
ATPC <lost it at PC !XL>/FAO=1
BADCOPIES <'!AS' is a waste of paper>/FAO=1/IDENT=BADVALUE
BADFORM <'!AS' is an invalid form type>/FAO=1/IDENT=BADVALUE
BADJOBID <'!AS' is unemployed>/FAO=1/IDENT=BADVALUE
BADJOBNAME <'!AS' is a silly job name anyway>/FAO=1/IDENT=BADVALUE
BADPRTY <'!AS' is an invalid priority>/FAO=1/IDENT=BADVALUE
BADQNAME <'!AS' is the wrong queue name>/FAO=1/IDENT=BADVALUE
BADTIME <'!AS' is a stupid time specification>/FAO=1/IDENT=BADVALUE
NOQUEUE <!AS queue is a silly name>/FAO=1
NOJOBID <job !UW never went in !AS queue>/FAO=2/ident=NOJOB
NOJOBNAME <job !AS not found in !AS queue>/FAO=2/IDENT=NOJOB
SYSFOO <system service lost it>
NOTCOPIED <!AS not copied - do your own work>/FAO=1
NOTCMPLT <only the interesting parts of !AS were copied>/FAO=1
RMSERROR <RMS lost it>
UNXPCTSTS <unexpected status detected. Expected '!AS'. Found:>/FAO=1
HCONCAT <concatenate a hashed file and you get mush>/IDENT=CONCAT
INCOMATR <!AS (input) and !AS (output) are not the same type>/FAO=2
VALERR <specified value is outrageous - try again, human>
FILNOTDEL <error diddling !AS - Have you considered Russian Roulette>/FAO=1
CONFDEL <!/!AS, delete? (Y or N or Maybe) :>/FAO=2
DELETED <!AS exterminated without mercy>/FAO=1
DELVER <explicit version number or phase of moon required>
PURGEVER <you are really starting to irritate me>
CLOSEDEL <error closing !AS, fingers caught in drive>/FAO=1
DIRTOOBUS <directory is presently too active to be purged>
NOFILPURG <*.*;* deleted!AS>/FAO=1
FILNOTPUR <error deleting !AS, bits stuck to ones>/FAO=1
SEARCHFAIL <can't find !AS, where do you think you left it?>/FAO=1
DELINTERR <internal error in DELETE/PURGE utility>
PARSEFAIL <error parsing !AS , this is your last warning!>/FAO=1
FILPURGED <!AS pulverized>/FAO=1
ENDABORT <!AS is too disgusting to compile - aborted>/FAO=1
ENDDIAGS <!AS sneaked thru with !UL diagnostic!%S>/FAO=3
ENDNOOBJ <!AS completed with !UL diagnostic!%S - read the manual, turkey>/FAO=3
HALTED <transfer has been halted by men in black suits>
NOCMDMEM <no command memory has been allocated>
QEMPTY <queue busy computing PI to 10,000,000,000,000 decimal places>
CBT <insufficient contiguous space, files deleted randomly to make room >
EXISTS <Stop repeating yourself, !AS already exists>/FAO=1
UNLOCKED <!AS unlocked with skeleton key>/FAO=1
RENAMED <!AS can be referred to as !AS>/FAO=2
PROTECTED <protection on !AS changed to 'Burn after reading'>/FAO=1
NOTLOCKED <!AS was not locked, the pirate has taken all your data>/FAO=1
ACTIMAGE <error activating image !AS. Try again, sucker>/FAO=1
DIRNOTCRE <!AS directory file not created>/FAO=1
NODESTQUE <No such destination queue !AS>/FAO=1
ILLDESQUE <Silly destination queue name !AS>/FAO=1
NOTTERM <input device is not a terminal>
CONFQUAL <You are lost in a maze of conflicting qualifiers>
ILLDIRCOPY <illegal directory copy of !AS attempted>/FAO=1
INSVIRMEM <insufficient virtuous memory (too many naughty bits)>
CREATEDSTM <!AS has been created in stream format>/FAO=1
NOTRUNC <file organization only allows hatchbacks>
PRODNOTINS <optional software product !AS not installed>/FAO=1
TOTAL <!UL file!%S destroyed (!UL block!%S knocked over)>/FAO=4
FILPURG <!AS sent to Siberia (!UL block!%S knocked over)>/FAO=3
FILDEL <!AS obliterated (!UL block!%S smashed)>/FAO=3
INVQUAVAL <value '!AS' invalid for /!AS qualifier>/FAO=2
NOFILES <no files selected for anything>
FILNOTACB <file !AS isn't accepting visitors today>/FAO=1
QUALMISS <qualifier, !AS, missing from command line>/FAO=1
FILSPCSRCH <file specification !AS contains a search list - horrors!>/FAO=1
NOSRCHLST <this command does not support search lists>
NOSUCHRID <unknown rights identifier>

!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 00001361>
!%SYSTEM-S-NOMSG <Message number 00001FF9>

.SEVERITY FATAL
.BASE 1024

BADISD <illegal image section descriptor>
RELINK <obsolete executable image - please relink>
NOTINSTALL <writable shareable images must be installed>
SHARTOOBIG <new version of shareable image too big - relink all images>
NOP1VA <P1 space not supported in shareable images>
MULTRMS <multiple RMS vectors specified>
VECFULL <privileged vector limit of 42 exceeded>
IVLVEC <you should have installed the section with privileges>
INSFSPTS <insufficient SPTs to map process buffer to system>
DISCONNECT <process is disconnected from requested interrupt vector>
PRIVINSTALL <shareable images must be installed to run privileged image>
PROTINSTALL <try installing the protected image>
BADVEC <invalid change mode or message vector>
REMRSRC <out of everything at remote node>
PROTOCOL <network protocol error, you forgot to kiss my hand-shake>
THIRDPARTY <network logical link disconnected by a disgruntled operator>
NOSUCHUSER <remote node doesn't know you>
SHUT <remote node is catatonic>
UNREACHABLE <you can't get there from here>
INVLOGIN <you have been denied at the remote node>
NOSUCHOBJ <network object doesn't like your face at remote node>
EXCPUTIM <CPU just kicked out your infinite loop>
OPRABORT <aborted by operator with coat hanger>
SHRIDMISMAT <ident mismatch with shareable image>
COMMHARD <communications hardware sucks wind>
IVCHAR <you can't type for beans>
DEVINACT <device is playing dead>
CONNECFAIL <DECnet has screwed you again>
LINKABORT <network partner aborted logical link with coat hanger>
LINKDISCON <network partner has absconded to Brazil>
LINKEXIT <network partner exited, stage left>
PATHLOST <you are lost in a maze of little twisted pairs>
CLEARED <virtual call was cleared>
RESET <circuit died and was reincarnated>
UNSOLICIT <response not solicited>
TOOMANYREDS <too many redirects>
IVLOCKID <invalid lock id>
SUBLOCKS <cannot dequeue a lock with sublocks>
PARNOTGRANT <parent lock must be granted>
CVTUNGRANT <cannot convert an ungranted lock>
FORCEDERROR <Forced error means the file isn't all there>
ILLSELF <you must be ill>
ILLCDTST <illegal connection descriptor table state>
NOLISTENER <specified remote system process not listening - you must be boring as hell>
EXGBLPAGFIL <you are accessing imaginary global page space>
BADRCT <Replacement and Caching Table unrecoverable I/O error>
DIRNOTEMPTY <you forgot to delete the files in the directory first>
FORCEDEXIT <Job Controller spat out your image>
NOTPRINTED <failed to queue spool file for print>
JBCERROR <job controller doesn't speak your language>
NOLICENSE <operation requires license to kill>
VCBROKEN <virtual circuit broken all over the floor>
VCCLOSED <virtual circuit closed to all traffic>
INSFCDT <insufficient CDT entries>
DEVNOTDISM <device not dismal enough>
NOSHRIMG <privileged shareable image cannot have outbound calls>
DUPUNIT <MSCP Controller - Duplicate Unit Number>
BADACLCTX <ACL context has been corrupted>
SERIOUSEXCP <TMSCP Controller - Serious Exception>
TEMPLATEDEV <You can't allocate templates!>
IVACL <ACL lists don't look like that>
NOSUCHID <you have no rights>
NOLCLMEDA <no local program storage media available>
NOREGAVIL <no region available to execute program>
NOREGSUIT <no region suited to executing program>
NOSUCHPGM <what was that program name?>
PGMLDFAIL <program load failure>
PGMSTDALN <program must be run standalone>
IVIDENT <invalid identifier format>
DUPIDENT <cloned identifier>
INCSEGTRA <incomplete segmented transfer request posted>
NODELEAVE <node leaving the cluster>
KERNELINV <don't even try it again>
EXLNMQUOTA <logical name table is full - wipe it off>
PARENT_DEL <illegal attempt to commit patricide>
PARNOTSYS <parent not system owned lock>
INSSWAPSPACE <swapper just swapped you into imaginary space>
VOLOERR <must override owner identifier field in VOL1 label>
DATALATE <Mass Storage - Data Late Error>
OVRMAXARG <I'm sick of your arguments>
SHACHASTA <Shadow set has changed state>
TERMNETDEV <Terminal is a net device, fool>
NOLOGTAB <either the table or the logical name doesn't exist>
WRONGNAME <local node name must match SCSNODE>
NOVOLACC <you can't access that magnetic tape volume>
NOFILACC <user has no access to magnetic tape file>
INVEXHLIST <termination handler control block list is corrupted>
NOACLSUPPORT <ACLs not supported on selected object>
INVSECLASS <invalid security classification block>
INCSHAMEM <incompatible shadow set member>
DEVNOTSHR <device is not shareable right now>
RUCONFLICT <another facility has active recovery units on file>
DATALOST <gone, gone, gone>

! SHACPYINP <shadow copy in progress> missing message???

.SEVERITY FATAL
.BASE 1280

NOCMKRNL <Y'all need CMKRNL to do this>
NOCMEXEC <Y'all need CMEXEC to do this>
NOSYSNAM <Y'all need SYSNAM to do this>
NOGRPNAM <Y'all need GRPNAM to do this>
NOALLSPOOL <Y'all need ALLSPOOL to do this>
NODETACH <Y'all need DETACH to do this>
NODIAGNOSE <Y'all need DIAGNOSE to do this>
NOLOG_IO <Y'all need LOG_IO to do this>
NOGROUP <Y'all need GROUP to do this>
NOACNT <Y'all need ACNT to do this>
NOPRMCEB <Y'all need PRMCEB to do this>
NOPRMMBX <Y'all need PRMMBX to do this>
NOPSWAPM <Y'all need PSWAPM to do this>
NOALTPRI <Y'all need ALTPRI to do this>
NOSETPRV <Y'all need SETPRV to do this>
NOTMPMBX <Y'all need TMPMBX to do this>
NOWORLD <Y'all need WORLD to do this>
NOMOUNT <Y'all need MOUNT to do this>
NOOPER <Y'all need OPER to do this>
NOEXQUOTA <Y'all need EXQUOTA to do this>
NONETMBX <Y'all need NETMBX to do this>
NOVOLPRO <Y'all need VOLPRO to do this>
NOPHY_IO <Y'all need PHY_IO to do this>
NOBUGCHK <Y'all need BUGCHK to do this>
NOPRMGBL <Y'all need PRMGBL to do this>
NOSYSGBL <Y'all need SYSGBL to do this>
NOPFNMAP <Y'all need PFNMAP to do this>
NOSHMEM <Y'all need SHMEM to do this>
NOSYSPRV <Y'all need SYSPRV to do this>
NOBYPASS <Y'all need BYPASS to do this>
NOSYSLCK <Y'all need SYSLCK to do this>
UNUSED_1 <UNUSED_1>
UNUSED_2 <UNUSED_2>
NODOWNGRADE <Y'all need DOWNGRADE to do this>
NOUPGRADE <Y'all need UPGRADE to do this>
NOGRPPRV <Y'all need GRPPRV to do this>
NOREADALL <Y'all need READALL to do this>
NOSHARE <Y'all need SHARE to do this>
NOSECURITY <Y'all need SECURITY to do this>


.SEVERITY FATAL
.BASE 1344

EXASTLM <exceeded AST quota>
EXBIOLM <too many buffered IO's, you lose>
EXBYTLM <Exceeded byte count quota>
EXDIOLM <too many direct IO's, you lose>
EXFILLM <too many open files, deleting at random>
EXPGFLQUOTA <exceeded page file quota, now deleting pagefile>
EXPRCLM <exceeded process limit, deleting other processes>
EXTQELM <exceeded timer queue entry quota, wait forever>
EXENQLM <exceeded enqueue quota>

.FACILITY CLI,3/SYSTEM
.SEVERITY WARNING
.BASE 1

ABVERB <abnormal verbiage from a twisted terminal addict>/WARNING
ABKEYW <you think I can read minds? Be more specific!>
BUFOVF <type a carriage return sometime>/WARNING
COMPLX <I really don't understand - simplify>
DEFOVF <Hey, only eight things at a time, ok?>/WARNING
DIRECT <directories don't look like that, buckwheat>
EXPSYN <Express yourself some other way>/WARNING
IMCHNG <Since I can't tell which one you want I won't do either one>
INSFPRM <insufferable arguments from a pipsqueak programmer>/WARNING
IVCHAR <you type like a nearsighted chimpanzee>

.BASE 12

IVKEYW <anybody ever tell you that you can't spell?>
IVOPER <put the operator on a liquid diet>/WARNING
IVPROT <yo man, this is a VAX. Protection codes are R,W,E, and D.>
IVQLOC <parameters go AFTER the qualifiers, bonehead>/WARNING
IVSYMB <where did you learn to say things like that?>
IVVALU <that doesn't look like a number to me>/WARNING
IVVERB <that's a pretty silly thing to type>
MAXPARM <Big piles of Parmesan cheese>/WARNING
NOATFL <no @ file>
NOCCAT <no cats allowed here>
NOCOMD <Spreek Engrish, Yankee Dog>
NOKEYW <I had to split it with the sound man (thanks Rocky)>
NOLIST <stand up straight>
NOQUAL <you don't deserve this job>
NOVALU <worth nothing>
NOTNEG <not neg is not not not neg>
NULFIL <there is nothing there.>
NUMBER <You know, like 1, 2, 3...>
ONCOMD <on my command you jump out the window>
ONERR <read the DCL manual, you illiterate slob>
ONLEVL <speaking on the level, you can't do that here.>
ONOVF <no room at the onn. bang your symbols.>
PARMDEL <get some pastrami from the deli>
RSLOVF <buffer lost it>
SKPDAT <I'll just skip dat stuff you left dere.>
STKOVF <stuck over a stack of things you didn't want to do anyway>
SYMDEL <I just don't understand.>
SYMOVF <you can't bang symbols here>
UNDSYM <Can't you spell, wimp?>
USGOTO <GOTO and SYN nomore, O Ye of little bithacking>
VALREQ <0 is not not not 0 - or is it?>
ONEVAL <one at a time, Jasper>
OVRFLW <choked on too much data>
UNPROQUAL <no artificial colorings>
UNPROPARM <no artificial flavorings>
INVKEY <try a skeleton key>
INVRSP <I didn't say 'Simon Says'>
UNDFIL <underwear is full of potato chips>
FILOPN <file is open, already.>
BADRET <Frankly my dear I don't give a damn>
ABSYMB <there are at least two symbols that start like that>
INVUIC <you blew it on the uic spec>
BADTEXT <don't swear at me>
ABFNAM <there are so many function names that match that...>
IVFNAM <there are no function names that match that>
BLKOVRFLOW <my bit bucket runneth over>
BLKUNDFLOW <by bit bucket runneth under>
BADBLK <it's one bad mutha>
NOLBLS <you LBLS have to use the one marked LBLS ONLY>
NOCHANGE <Operator cannot make change>
ABSENT <it's the thought that counts>
NEGATED <2 - 3 + 1 = 0>
INVFILSPE <files can have long names but they can't be that long>
INVLOGFIL <log files don't go like that>
NOTHEN <how on earth can you mess up an IF or an ON?>
SYMTOOLNG <what makes you think !AS can be copied? It's too long!>/FAO=1
ASTDCL <I'm telling your parents about this AST you have here>
INVRANGE <you're out of range>
LOCNEG <I'll make believe I didn't see that>
CMDNOTFND <you never told me that before>
IVQUAL <wrong qualifier, you nitwit>
CMDSEG <!AS... say, whut?>/FAO=1
NOTIFY <you and I both know there is nobody to /NOTIFY there>
CONFLICT <conflicts are occurring right under your nose>
UNDKEY <!AC key !AS is on another machine somewhere else, no doubt>/FAO=2
ARGREQ <I don't want to argue about it but you're wrong>
SYMLNG <you can have long names, but not that long!>
SYMABR <Cute, but you can't use wildcards there>
IVKEYNAM <since when do keys look like that?>
NOPAREN <if I could put parentheses around it I would have, but I can't.>
IVATIME <this is no time to be using times like that>
IVDTIME <this is no time for such nonsense>
TKNOVF <Ack! You have stuffed too much into this token!>
CMDFILERR <your LOGIN.COM stinks>
INVOUTSPE <Icky output file specification>
PERMSYM <Y'all can't delete permanent symbols>
GBLNDF <Global symbol scoping is enabled, so I just ignored that definition>
INVGOSUB <You don't know how to use the GOSUB command, RTFM!>
GOSUBMAX <You only get 16 levels for GOSUBs>
USCALL <You want me to CALL what????>
USGOSUB <You want me to GOSUB where???>


! NOMSG <Message number 00038353
! 230058
.SEVERITY ERROR
.BASE 256

CONFQUAL <you are lost in a maze of conflicting qualifiers>
INVQUAL <obtuse qualifier>
REQPRMABS <but you HAVE to type all of the required parameters>
INVQUALNUM <stupid qualifier number>
INVREQTYP <wrong request type>
NOVALUE <value not presentable>
VALCNVERR <I can't convert this value>
ILLVAL <this value is totally wrong>
NOOPTPRS <I can't do what you don't tell me to>
CREQUEJOB <queue !AS spat out your job>/FAO=1
SUBMITERR <queue !AS didn't like your file>/FAO=1
DEVALSPL <device is already spooled, you twerp>
DEVNOTSPL <device is not spooled, fathead>
IVDEVTYPE <invalid device type - specify a mailbox device>
IMGFNF <image file isn't where you think it is>
DEVNOTFOR <device doesn't think it's foreign>
PWDNOTVAL <that wasn't the old password - try again, buckwheat>
PWDNOTVER <that wasn't what you just typed - you lose>
PWDLOCKED <somebody doesn't trust you - the password is locked>
NOTFR <You got no transfer address>
PWDSYNTAX <you can't do passwords like that>
IMGNAME <created in your own image file !AS>/FAO=1
IMAGEFNF <!AS not in your image>/FAO=1
BADSTRLVL <unrecognized structure level for command tables>
REFUSED <what makes you think you can attach to that process?>
BADCTLMSK <bad control character enable/disable mask>
INVRFM <invalid record format for record I/O - file not opened>
NOCLINT <image requested CLI interface routine that does not exist>
NOSPAWN <you should know that DCL cannot SPAWN an MCR subprocess >
SPWNIO <shared input or output files are not allowed - respecify>
TRMMBX <terminal has associated mailbox - terminate image and then SPAWN>
STRTOOLNG <string argument is too long - shorten>
CMDGONE <you humans should read the manuals more>
NOCMDPROC <error opening captive command procedure - access denied>
INVROUT <invalid routine specified in command tables - check .CLD file>
OLDTAB <command tables have obsolete format - use SET COMMAND to recreate>
INVTAB <command tables have invalid format - see documentation>
NOTDISCON <Ha, Ha, you can't disconnect this terminal>
ENTNF <specified entity nowhere in command tables>
ATTRMBX <can't attach, it's attached to something else>
INVCALL <CALL blew up, figure it out yourself>

.SEVERITY INFORMATION
.BASE 3000

DEFKEY <!AC key !AS has been changed to something else>/FAO=2
DELKEY <!AC key !AC has been disconnected from your terminal>/FAO=2
SETKEY <keypad state of confusion is now !AC>/FAO=1
SPARE1 <spare - for future use>
ALLOC <!AS allocated, blindly>/FAO=1
SUPERSEDE <!AS's old value was stupid anyway>/FAO=1
INSPRIV <with no CMKRNL you expect to change your UIC?>
NODIRCHG <directory cannot be changed to match UIC greater than [377,377]>
IGNQUAL <qualifiers appearing before this item were ignored>
TABEXIST <!AS already exists, you slime>/FAO=1
TABSUPER <previous table !AS has been superseded>/FAO=1
TABNOTFND <previous table !AS was not found - new table created>/FAO=1
DELSYM <!AC symbol !AC has been totally eradicated>/FAO=2
SYMTRUNC <preceding symbol value has been truncated>
KEYCNV <synonym key !AS's alias is now !AS>/FAO=2

.SEVERITY SUCCESS
.BASE 4000

SPAWNED <salmon spawned all ovary your process !AS>/FAO=1
ATTACHED <terminal now attached to your forehead>
OUTERLIMITS <we now return control of your set>
PRESENT <entity value is present in command string>
DEFAULTED <entity defaulted present in command string>
CONCAT <requested value is terminated by a plus sign>
LOCPRES <entity value is locally present in command string>
COMMA <requested value is terminated by a comma>
OKTAB <command tables are already in latest format you joik>
UPGTAB <command tables have been upgraded to latest format already>

.BASE 4094

PROC_ID <new process can be called !XL>/FAO=1
QUEJOBCRE <!UW cleared for takeoff on runway !AC>/FAO=2

!262138

.FACILITY RMS,1/SYSTEM
.SEVERITY SUCCESS
.BASE 0

STALL <waiting for your other stuff to finish>
PENDING <your other stuff isn't done yet>
OK_DUP <stored record with duplicate key>
OK_IDX <index update error occurred>
OK_RLK <record lock but who cares>
OK_RRL <record locked against read but I don't care, I read it anyway>
KFF <found what I already knew anyway>
OK_ALK <record is already locked>
OK_DEL <deleted record successfully accessed>
OK_RNF <nonexistent record successfully accessed>
OK_LIM <retrieved record exceeds specified key value>
OK_NOP <XAB not filled in for block I/O, you dolt>
OK_WAT <record locked after wait>
CRE_STM <file was created in stream format, so remember this>
OK_RULK <record relocked in recovery unit>
!12303,16
!12338,51

.SEVERITY WARNING
.BASE 51

BOF <beginning of time found>
RNL <record not locked with a padlock>
RTB <!UL byte record too humongous for any use>/FAO=1
TMO <you snooze, you lose>
TNS <type a carriage return, pea-brain>
BES <I don't understand that escape sequence>
PES <you escaped, partially>
!12346,58
!12362,75

.SEVERITY ERROR
.BASE 75

ACT <file activity precludes operation>
DEL <RFA-accessed record isn't there anymore...>
INCOMPSHR <incompatible file sharing specified>
DNR <device unavailable for comment>
EOF <end of world detected>
FEX <file already exists, I give up>
FLK <file currently stolen by another user>
FNF <file not found, where did you leave it?>
PRV <Don't threaten me, hacker>
REX <record is a clone>
RLK <target record currently locked by another stream>
RNF <record not found, where did you put it?>
WLK <you can't write to this device now>
EXP <file is not expired, yet>
NMF <no more files found>
SUP <DECnet doesn't do that; DAP code = !XL>/FAO=1
RSA <record stream currently active>
CRC <network DAP level CRC check doesn't cut the mustard>
WCC <invalid wild card context (WCC) value>
IDR <you can't rename directories you idiot>
LWC <lock wait canceled>
XCR <conflicting RU attributes in journal XAB>
NOVALPRS <$PARSE before the $SEARCH, not the other way around!>
KEY_MISMATCH <Found something but not with that key>
ERRWRTJNL <UNUSED>
JND <journaling is shut off for this file>
WRTJNL_AIJ <After image journal is out to lunch>
WRTJNL_BIJ <Before image journal is out to lunch>
WRTJNL_ATJ <Audit trail journal is out to lunch>
WRTJNL_RUJ <Recovery unit journal is out to lunch>
RU_ACTIVE <well are you?>
UNKRUFAC <What kind of recovery unit are you using, anyway?>
LIMBO <Recovery unit is in limbo (honest!)>

!12385,97
!12412,125

.SEVERITY FATAL
.BASE 125

TEMP0 <UNUSED>
AID <invalid area ID = !UL>/FAO=1
ALN <alignment options error for area id = !UL>/FAO=1
ALQ <invalid allocation quantity (negative, or 0 on $EXTEND)>
ANI <not ANSI "D" format>
AOP <allocation options error for area id = !UL>/FAO=1
BKS <buckets too big for my britches (FAB)>
BKZ <inconsistent bucket size for area id = !UL>/FAO=1
BLN <invalid block length for control block (RAB/FAB)>
BUG <RMS bugs detected, who knows why>
BUG_DDI <default directory name is silly>
BUG_DAP <Data Access Protocol error detected; DAP code = !XL>/FAO=1
BUG_XX1 <reserved bug code>
BUG_XX2 <reserved bug code>
BUG_XX3 <reserved bug code>
BUG_XX4 <reserved bug code>
BUG_XX5 <reserved bug code>
BUG_XX6 <reserved bug code>
BUG_XX7 <reserved bug code>
BUG_XX8 <reserved bug code>
BUSY <user structure (FAB/RAB) still in use>
CCR <cannot connect RAB>
CHG <invalid key change in $UPDATE (CHG not set)>
CHK <bucket format check failed for VBN = !UL>/FAO=1
COD <invalid or unsupported type field in XAB at !XL>/FAO=1
CUR <you gotta get a record before you do that!>
DAN <invalid data area number for key = !UL>/FAO=1
DEV <do that one more time and you'll get logged out>
DIR <directory name is stupid>
DME <dynamic memory exhausted, it's been up all night>
DNA <invalid default file name string address>
DTP <invalid key data type for key = !UL>/FAO=1
DUP <cloned key detected (DUP not set)>
DVI <invalid device ID value in NAM block>
ESA <invalid expanded string address>
ESS <expanded string area too small>
FAB <FAB is all wrong or you protected it>
FAC <you can't do that to that file>
FLG <invalid key definition flags for key = !UL>/FAO=1
FNA <invalid file name string address>
FNM <file name is silly>
FSZ <fixed control header size is grody to the max>
FOP <totally gross file options>
FUL <device had too much for lunch>
IAL <invalid argument list, let's not talk about it anymore>
IAN <strange index area number for key = !UL>/FAO=1
IDX <index not initialized>
IFI <bizarre internal file identifier (IFI) value>
IMX <non valid duplicate XAB or non-dense XAB at !XL>/FAO=1
IOP <operation can't be done for file organization or device>
IRC <ugly record encountered; VBN or record number = !UL>/FAO=1
ISI <invalid internal stream identifier (ISI) value>
KBF <key buffer is foo>
KEY <invalid record number key or key value>
KRF <silly key for $GET/$FIND>
KSZ <wrong key size for $GET/$FIND>
LAN <invalid lowest-level-index area number for key = !UL>/FAO=1
RUNDOWN <can't do that during RMS rundown>
LNE <down and down we go....plop! Don't assign recursive logicals!>
TEMP2 <UNUSED>
MRN <either you stuffed too many records in or your MRN is too high>
MRS <stupid maximum record size>
NAM <invalid NAM block or NAM block not accessible>
NEF <not positioned to EOF on $PUT (sequential organization only)>
TEMP3 <UNUSED>
NOD <node name is really stupid>
NPK <you might try defining a primary key, isn't this file indexed?>
ORD <XABs not in correct order at !XL>/FAO=1
ORG <funky file organization value>
PBF <filthy prompt buffer>
PLG <file's prolog boo-boo (reconstruct file)>
POS <invalid key position (greater than MRS) for key = !UL>/FAO=1
TEMP4 <UNUSED>
QUO <quoted string is all wrong>
RAB <wrong RAB or RAB is protected>
RAC <use the right record access mode or don't do it at all>
RAT <try the right record attributes instead>
RBF <definitely not the right record buffer>
RFA <wrong record's file address (RFA)>
RFM <wrong record format>
RHB <invalid record header buffer>
RLF <invalid related NAM block>
ROP <use the right record options instead>
RRV <invalid RRV record encountered>
RVU <error updating RRV's, some paths to data may be lost>
RSS <resultant string size is crazy>
RST <resultant string address is somewhere on another machine, probably>
RSZ <wrong record size, pea-brain>
SEQ <primary key out of sequence (SEQ access)>
SHR <invalid file sharing (SHR) options>
SIZ <!UL is not the right size key, jerkface>/FAO=1
SQO <SQO is set so don't do random calls, human>
TEMP5 <UNUSED>
SYN <do you really know what file you're looking for?>
TRE <error in index tree - it fell over>
TYP <file is the wrong type for anything you want to do>
UBF <bizarre user buffer>
USZ <fascinating, but incorrect, user buffer size>
VER <was that really a version number you specified?>
XNF <required XAB not found>
XAB <invalid XAB or XAB blown away at !XL>/FAO=1
ESL <infinitely expanded string length>
TEMP6 <UNUSED>
ENV <support for RMS service call or feature not present>
PLV <what prolog version was that?>
MBC <invalid multi-block count>
RSL <strange resultant string length>
WLD <wildcards are not trumped here>
NET <remote node spat your operation out with a DAP code of !XL>/FAO=1
IBF <illegal bucket format in VBN = !UL>/FAO=1
REF <wrong skeleton key-of-reference = !UL>/FAO=1
IFL <index bucket fill size larger than bucket size for key = !UL>/FAO=1
DFL <data bucket fill size larger than bucket size for key = !UL>/FAO=1
KNM <key name buffer not accessible for key = !UL>/FAO=1
IBK <LAN bucket size not equal to IAN bucket size for key = !UL>/FAO=1
KSI <index bucket will not hold two keys for key-of-reference = !UL>/FAO=1
LEX <invalid $EXTEND for area !UL containing an unused extent>/FAO=1
SEG <overlapping segments or segmented key must be string for key = !UL>/FAO=1
SNE <I don't DO file sharing here>
SPE <file sharing pagecount exceeded>
UPI <UPI not set when sharing and BIO or BRO set>
ACS <access control string is screwed up beyond all hope>
STR <user structure (FAB/RAB) became invalid during operation>
FTM <network file transfer mode precludes operation (SQO set)>
GBC <wrong global buffer count>
DEADLOCK <you are in a deadlock>
EXENQLM <exceeded enqueue quota - you lose>
JOP <no journaling options available, ever>
RUM <recovery-unit handler had too much to drink>
JNS <operation not supported by RMS journaling>
NRU <operation prohibited outside recovery-unit>
IFF <file attributes say you can't do that>
ACC_AIJ <after image journal is not in today>
ACC_BIJ <before image journal is not in today>
ACC_RUJ <Recovery unit journal is not in today>
ACC_ATJ <Audit trail journal is not in today>

.SEVERITY ERROR
.BASE 2048

ACC <ACP file access was was blown out of the water>
CRE <ACP file create was shot out of the sky>
DAC <ACP file deaccess was burnt during $CLOSE over there somewhere>
ENT <ACP enter function didn't work>
EXT <ACP file extend blew up>
FND <ACP file or directory lookup didn't happen the right way>
MKD <You want the ACP to delete the file but it knows better>
DPE <Device got lost somewhere>
SPL <spool or submit failed on $CLOSE>
DNF <what directory, where?>
TEMP8 <UNUSED>

.SEVERITY FATAL
.BASE 2073

ATR <File attributes weren't read 'cause they suck eggs>
ATW <File attributes weren't written 'cause they suck eggs>
CCF <Can't close the file>
CDA <Can't deliver AST, what do you think I am, the delivery boy?>
CHN <Assign channel system service blew it>
RER <file read error, I just stuck something random there instead>
RMV <ACP remove function went to the Registry of Motor Vehicles>
RPL <error detected reading prolog, thought it was something else>
SYS <QIO systems service request was totally fooed>
WER <file write error, your disk just blew up>
WPL <error detected writing prolog, what proglog did you really want?>
IFA <file format is totally screwed>
WBE <error trying to write on your behind>
ENQ <ENQ system service request died>
NETFAIL <Network operation didn't make it at remote node>
SUPPORT <DECNET doesn't do that>
CRMP <got a cramp in my side trying to map global buffers>
TEMP7 <UNUSED>
REENT <file could not be renamed and recovery failed, you lose, big>
TEMP9 <unused>
TMR <SETIMR system service failed, the watch needs rewinding>


.FACILITY JBC,4/SYSTEM
.SEVERITY Severe
.BASE 0
!294915

ILLDEVNAM <Stupid device name>
UNSDEVTYP <you have to specify device types>
ILLFILNAM <stupid file name>
INVQUENAM <no queue by that name>

.SEVERITY ERROR

NOPRIV <you have been denied>

NOQUEHDR <queue has no header??>/SEVERE

NOQUESPACE <no space in system job queue file>
NOSUCHQUE <silly queue name>
NOSUCHJOB <silly job name>
NOOPENJOB <no open job for requesting process>
REFERENCED <existing references prevent deletion>
STARTED <someone already started it>
INVITMCOD <invalid item code or option code>/SEVERE
INVFUNCOD <invalid function code>/SEVERE

EMPTYJOB <no files specified in job request>
JOBQUEDIS <system job queue manager took the bus today>
JOBABORT <job was run over by a speeding bus>
ACMINVOP <ACMINVOP>
INVPARLEN <invalid parameter length>
TRMMBXUSE <TRMMBXUSE>
MAXSYMEXD <MAXSYMEXD>
SCTTABFUL <SCTTABFUL>
CREPRCFAL <Error creating process for batch job, you lose.>
SYMNTBFUL <SYMNTBFUL>
NODSTQUE <where did you say you wanted it to go?>
INVDSTQUE <nothing like that there>
JOBDELETE <job never had a chance>
NORESTART <you can't restart that job>
JOBREQUEUE <job given another chance>
QUERESET <queue was reset because your job made it die>
SYSFAIL <system failed because of your job>
EXECUTING <job executing on queue prevents requested operation>
INVMSGBUF <invalid message buffer>
MISREQPAR <missing required parameter>
INVPARVAL <stupid parameter value>
INCQUETYP <inconsistent queue type>
INCDSTQUE <inconsistent destination queue type>
JOBQUEENA <system job queue manager is already running away>
NOTASSIGN <queue is unsigned>
INCOMPLETE <previous incomplete operation prevents execution>
INVCHANAM <invalid characteristic name>
INVFORNAM <stupid form name>
NOSUCHCHAR <no such characteristic>
NOSUCHFORM <there were never any forms like that>
DUPFORM <cloned form number>
INCFORMPAR <inconsistent form parameters>
NOSUCHFILE <can't find it, where is it?>
DELACCESS <file protection does not allow delete access>
!295291
! add 81 (80?)

.BASE 128

ACCDISERR <accounting disabled due to file errors>
ALLOCMEM <error allocating virtual memory>
COMREMJBC <error communicating with another job controller>
INVBLOCK <invalid operation on queue block !UL>
INVMSG <invalid mailbox message received>
NEWQUEUE <new system job queue file !AS created>
OPEJBCMBX <error opening job controller mailbox>
PRCREAT <process died before I could let you kill it>
QUEFORMAT <system job queue file has invalid format>
REAJBCMBX <error reading job controller mailbox>
REQUEST <service required on queue !AC for job !AC user !AD!/!AF>
SETIMR <error setting timer>
SYMCREPRC <error creating symbiont process for !AS>
SYMDEL <unexpected symbiont process termination>
WRIRSPMSG <error writing system service response message>
WRISMBMBX <error writing symbiont mailbox>
NFY_COMPLETE <!AC (!AC Airlines, Flight !UL) landed>
NFY_CURRENT <!AC (!AC Airlines, Flight !UL) taking off on runway !AC>
NFY_HOLD <!AC (!AC Airlines, Flight !UL) in a holding pattern>
NFY_PENDING <!AC (!AC Airlines, Flight !UL) waiting for takeoff>
NFY_TIMER <!AC (!AC Airlines, Flight !UL) holding until !17%D>
STRUCT_LEVEL <system job queue file has incompatible structure level of !XW>
DIAGNOSTIC <!AS>
DIAG_TEXT <diagnostic (!UL): !AS !XL !XL>
DIAG_DATA <diagnostic (!UL): !XL !XL !XL !XL>
!296131

.FACILITY BLS32,111/SYSTEM
.SEVERITY WARNING

CMPWARN <Compilation sneaked through, just barely, with warnings>
CMPERRS <Compilation had errors, RTFM>
CMPFATAL <Compilation died>

.END

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[ Daniel Drucker / d...@student.umass.edu / N2SXX ]
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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