rob...@att.net wrote in <jgvvit$8k1$
1...@dont-email.me>:
> So, there is this brand new technology that hardly anyone has ever
> implemented before. It is called Rgurearg and is full of mystery and
> wonder. One of the mysterious and wonderful things about it is the
> zrqvn npprff pbageby address.
>
> 1. A different tentacle of $ORK was building a piece of hardware that
> goes into our product. [0]
>
> Cow-orker: "We already own a block of ZNP addresses because we use
> them on other products. But on the module we build for you, it's
> really a pain in the butt to keep track of the addresses and program
> them in on the production line. Would it be OK if we just built all
> of them with the same ZNP address? I mean, you only ever use one
> of these modules per system, right?"
Haven't I already told that story? I'm sure I have; still, it is available
on application. Cow-orker needs corrective discipline. Is there a place
nearby that sells lumber?
> Really? Forever is a long time... can you *guarantee* we'll never
> want to use two at once? Also, since you aren't implementing a
> bunch of the stuff I put in the FAZC spec, we won't be able to get
> esoteric details like the module serial number over the phone, so
> the ZNP address might be the only way we have to tell them apart!
FURRFU!
> 2. $VENDUH sells us boards. Most of them work, but one exhibits a
> strange unwillingness to load the software correctly. After much
> head-scratching on the part of me and a co-worker [1], we discover
> that $VENDUH has done *something* strange, and that all the Rgurearg
> interfaces on the board are sharing two ZNP addresses. I write up
> the problem and put it on the pile of problem children.
>
> A few weeks later, a different new board refuses to load. This
> time, I check the ZNP addresses early - sure enough, another one to
> go back.
>
> One of these two is now on its third round of "It's still broke" and
> "WFM", while the other one has only gone two rounds. Much of my
> time for the past few days has been spent discussing this issue with
> $VENDUH, instead of doing productive work (like trying to figure out
> when the big layoff will be).
>
> Mysterious and wonderful. I need a drink.
Just one?
> Matt Roberds
>
> [0] A long time ago, our location was allowed to own soldering irons.
> Now we outhouse everything. It's so much easier and cheaper to have
> every bug fix or production change involve program managers and
> lawyers and accountants, rather than just walking out to the floor
> and saying "Start doing it like this."
>
> [1] Since poached away for silly things like more money and competent
> upper management.
Where are you orking now? Can you arrange to be laid off for redundundancy
now, ahead of the wave, so you can collect unemployment while you look for
unrecovery? "Lord! What fools these mortals be!"
And can you arrange for the same-MAC people at $VENDUH to not die, but to
have health issues such that they can't ork any more. "Lord! What fools
these mortals be!"
Also, would you like to be (back?) on the cap-hams mailing list?
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