Dan Bissonnette <
dangbis...@gmail.com> wrote:
> At $ork, it's 8745. I only run into problems when a new switchboard
> operator signs on and hasn't met Helen. Then I get the calls from some
> "IT Services" or "Toner Sales" asshat.
I had one gig where management did such a good job of inventing a credible
Mr Waite for this purpose that HMRC eventually contacted them to ask why
he hadn't been paying any income tax.
At another gig, we had a Dave Null who was the head of recruitment for
when pimps called. He was extremely busy, so had his own on-hold queue
which played Moody Blues' /Go Now/ on loop. The CDRs showed that there was
one dimwit that listened to it twice before finally taking the hint.