On Mon, 27 May 2013 08:16:25 -0600, deep wrote:
>US aircraft carriers don't "pitch and roll" any more. They are too
>big. Nimitz class carriers are over 1000 feet long. They are longer
>than the swells so are unaffected. You can stand a pencil on the
>table in the mess hall and it will stand upright while the ship is
>underway.
ROFLMAO Where do you GET this shit?
Is this your special Ninja Pencil you carry with you, or a regular
pencil?
[Meanwhile, aboard the Nimitz-class carrier USS NIMITZ...]
http://www.pbs.org/cove-media/http/PBS_CP_General_Audience/14/641/CARR107_HD_44khz.sami
WE CANNOT AFFORD TO HAVE AN AIRCRAFT THAT'S STARVED FOR
FUEL. THE NIMITZ IS 700 MILES AWAY FROM THE NEAREST DIVERT
FIELD. NO ONE WAS GOING TO MAKE IT 700 MILES.
DID YOU WATCH THE DECK? DUDE, ALL I KNOW IS, I WAS
IN CLOSE, AND THEY WERE LIKE, "LITTLE POWER." I LOOK DOWN, AND
I SAW THE [BEEP] BACK OF THE SHIP ABOVE ME, AND I WAS LIKE,
"AHHHHHHHH!"
THERE'S BEEN TIMES IT LOOKS LIKE GUYS ARE PROBABLY LOOKING
DOWN ON THE DECK, AND THE DECK COMES UP AND
CATCHES THEM, AND THEY TRAP. I COULD JUST HEAR PADDLES,
LIKE, "GIVE IT POWER," SO I GAVE IT POWER, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN
IT JUST, LIKE, FROM THE DECK, LIKE, BEING ABOVE ME, IT JUST
GOES WHOOOM! AND I WAS LIKE, "HEY, EVERYBODY DOWN THERE, HOW Y'ALL
DOING? I WANT TO STAY UP HERE. IT'S SAFE UP HERE." AHHH. I
NEED A DRINK. HA HA HA! NO, I'M JUST [BEEP] SHAKING STILL.
EASY WITH IT. EASY WITH IT.
WE'RE ALMOST DONE.
JAR-JAR IS GOING AROUND. THE DECK'S STEADY, JAR-JAR'S GOING
AROUND. HERE WE GO. OUT OF THERE. WAVE OFF, WAVE OFF.
NOW I'M STARTING TO GET PRETTY NERVOUS. REALIZING THAT,
HEY, THIS IS NO JOKE, AND THE DECK IS EVERYWHERE.
1-0-2, RHINO. BALL. 7-5 AUTO.
I ALWAYS GET AN EERIE FEELING WHEN I'M THE LAST GUY
ON BOARD, I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
1-0-2 ON COURSE. 5 MILES.
THERE'S NO ONE TO SAVE YOU. THERE'S NO GAS AIRBORNE. YOU
GOT TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET ON DECK.
LOOK AT THAT.
DECK PITCHING. HE STAYS
RIGHT THERE.
IT'S JUST LIKE...
SEX. WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
IF HE GOES AROUND ONE TIME,
IT'S GOING TO BE IN HIS HEAD,
AND HE'S GOING TO BE PISSED OFF,
AND IT'S GOING TO AFFECT HIS
NEXT BREAK. IT'S GOING TO TAKE
AN APPROACH.
HE'S GONNA GET ABOARD.
NO, [BEEP] A MIND GAME. HE'S
GOING AROUND TWICE.
I bet Dudu's pencil fell over.
[chuckle]