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Two-Face
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Two-Face
<ser...@netropolis.net> discusses morality with little consideration as
to the folly of the innocent:
>> LOOK AT MY WONDERFUL FACE!
>
>What's going on??
CHAFF ME! CHAFF ME!
Sergey Bukhman
Two-Face wrote:
> LOOK AT MY WONDERFUL FACE!
What's going on??
Sergey
Mortis
>Two-Face wrote:
>
>> LOOK AT MY WONDERFUL FACE!
>
>What's going on??
Flying monkeys
Mortis
Master of the Unknown, KPS
Nebulosis Defunctus
"I laughed, I cried!"
-A Manic-Depressive
Two-Face
morality with little consideration as to the folly of the innocent:
> Well, the secret is to look only at first one face, then the other. We're
>talking Janus here, who is meant to be worshipped. Like doorknobs. As a
>matter of fact, Janus is doorknobs. DO NOT LOOK BRLOW THE NECK OF JANUS,
>FRONT OR BACK. (You might find Priapus, but you might find something of
>horror.) Toci
Two-Face
<ser...@netropolis.net> discusses morality with little consideration as
to the folly of the innocent:
>> >> LOOK AT MY WONDERFUL FACE!
>> >
>> >What's going on??
>>
>> CHAFF ME! CHAFF ME!
>>
>You said that already. I feel used.
AND I FEEL VIOLATED.
YUM.
mac...@ionet.net
> >
> >What's going on??
>
>
> Mortis
> Master of the Unknown, KPS
> Nebulosis Defunctus
Well, the secret is to look only at first one face, then the other. We're
talking Janus here, who is meant to be worshipped. Like doorknobs. As a
matter of fact, Janus is doorknobs. DO NOT LOOK BRLOW THE NECK OF JANUS,
FRONT OR BACK. (You might find Priapus, but you might find something of
horror.) Toci
> "I laughed, I cried!"
> -A Manic-Depressive
>
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NightGaunt J Smith
> LOOK AT MY WONDERFUL FACE!
Unlike some people, I don't have the time to look at your wonderful face.
I don't even have the time to spell-check all my "yes me too put me on
the list" posts, which is bad because sometimes I accidentally write
"to" instead of "too," which makes "yes" into a verb.
For those of you unfamiliar with this guy, Two-Face wants us all to upgrade
from his ugly face to his new-fangled WonderfulFace98, which doesn't have any
zits and has a secret easter-egg key sequence which displays a picture of
Bill Gates's favorite horse (the one he swapped a couple years back for
some petrified dinosaur head.) Some radio commercial last year had a kid
telling his mom that with new WonderfulFace 98, stubble will grow 18.5
percent faster, which has to be true because they included the decimal point.
EYE WIL K-NOT FALL FORE YORE STOOPID WONDERFUL FACE.
And you wanna know why? Here, here's the reason why ... I'll tell ya why
I won't look at your wonderful face ... erm, It's a real doozy, too, you'll
like this ... damn. What were we talking about?
NG
[... and there's no worse feeling than being "yessed" by some USENET
smart-ass. Except maybe for being "yessed" OVER THE INTERNET.]
Sergey Bukhman
Two-Face wrote:
>
> In article <37333D39...@netropolis.net>, Sergey Bukhman
> <ser...@netropolis.net> discusses morality with little consideration as
> to the folly of the innocent:
>
> >> LOOK AT MY WONDERFUL FACE!
> >
> >What's going on??
>
> CHAFF ME! CHAFF ME!
>
You said that already. I feel used.
--
Sergey
--
KPS, PUNK (Paramilitary Undercover Nuclear Kamikaze)
mac...@ionet.net
Two-Face <two-...@the-emporium.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> In article <7h041j$d0h$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, mac...@ionet.net discusses
> morality with little consideration as to the folly of the innocent:
>
> >talking Janus here, who is meant to be worshipped. Like doorknobs. As a
> >matter of fact, Janus is doorknobs. DO NOT LOOK BRLOW THE NECK OF JANUS,
> >FRONT OR BACK. (You might find Priapus, but you might find something of
> >horror.) Toci
Priapus will chaff you. A long, long time and well into the night.
Don't know about Janus, tho. Toci
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recook77
>Two-Face <Two-...@the-emporium.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>In article <7h041j$d0h$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, mac...@ionet.net discusses
>>morality with little consideration as to the folly of the innocent:
>>
>>> Well, the secret is to look only at first one face, then the other.
We're
>>>talking Janus here, who is meant to be worshipped. Like doorknobs. As a
>>>matter of fact, Janus is doorknobs. DO NOT LOOK BRLOW THE NECK OF JANUS,
>>>FRONT OR BACK. (You might find Priapus, but you might find something of
>>>horror.) Toci
>
>>CHAFF ME! CHAFF ME!
>
A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
>
>Mortis
>Master of the Unknown, KPS
>Nebulosis Defunctus
>
Two-Face
<ri...@mindspring.com> discusses morality with little consideration as to
the folly of the innocent:
>>>>CHAFF ME! CHAFF ME!
>>>
>>>You're just a one-line horse, aren't ye?
>>
>>A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
>
>Technically, that's a horse of a different color. But have ye ever
>seen a horse of no colors?
>
>I've got one!
IMAGINE A WORLD MADE SOLELY FROM LEAD-PIPES.
IMAGINE THAT.
Mortis
>In article <7h041j$d0h$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, mac...@ionet.net discusses
>morality with little consideration as to the folly of the innocent:
>
>> Well, the secret is to look only at first one face, then the other. We're
>>talking Janus here, who is meant to be worshipped. Like doorknobs. As a
>>matter of fact, Janus is doorknobs. DO NOT LOOK BRLOW THE NECK OF JANUS,
>>FRONT OR BACK. (You might find Priapus, but you might find something of
>>horror.) Toci
>CHAFF ME! CHAFF ME!
You're just a one-line horse, aren't ye?
Mortis
Mortis
>Mortis wrote in message <3734d448...@news.mindspring.com>...
>>Two-Face <Two-...@the-emporium.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>In article <7h041j$d0h$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, mac...@ionet.net discusses
>>>morality with little consideration as to the folly of the innocent:
>>>
>>>> Well, the secret is to look only at first one face, then the other.
>We're
>>>>talking Janus here, who is meant to be worshipped. Like doorknobs. As a
>>>>matter of fact, Janus is doorknobs. DO NOT LOOK BRLOW THE NECK OF JANUS,
>>>>FRONT OR BACK. (You might find Priapus, but you might find something of
>>>>horror.) Toci
>>
>>>CHAFF ME! CHAFF ME!
>>
>>You're just a one-line horse, aren't ye?
>
>A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
Technically, that's a horse of a different color. But have ye ever
seen a horse of no colors?
I've got one!
Mortis
Silramien
mac...@ionet.net wrote:
Well, the secret is to look only at first one face, then the other. We're
> talking Janus here, who is meant to be worshipped. Like doorknobs. As a
> matter of fact, Janus is doorknobs. DO NOT LOOK BRLOW THE NECK OF JANUS,
> FRONT OR BACK. (You might find Priapus, but you might find something of
> horror.
Do you speak from experience? Perhaps there is something wonderfully horrible
under there that you're just trying to hide from the rest of us.
--
Silramien
Mortis
>In article <3734f36e...@news.mindspring.com>, Mortis
><ri...@mindspring.com> discusses morality with little consideration as to
>the folly of the innocent:
>
>>>>>CHAFF ME! CHAFF ME!
>>>>
>>>>You're just a one-line horse, aren't ye?
>>>
>>>A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
>>
>>Technically, that's a horse of a different color. But have ye ever
>>seen a horse of no colors?
>>
>>I've got one!
>
>IMAGINE A WORLD MADE SOLELY FROM LEAD-PIPES.
>
>IMAGINE THAT.
I think there was a Nintendo game made about that.