http://www.subluna.com/criticalmass/
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/0404-05.htm
http://www.portlandpolice.com/mayday.html
the robert morpheal defection,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/2803865.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/1702290.stm
>http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english
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i can top that:
http://bonsaikitten.com
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>> > > There was a major calamity in Portland today.
>> > > Waves of surrealists were
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>> > eating green hay.
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>> > > They were proud at first,
>> > > until they were told by
>> > > the Portland police chief
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>> > they looked
>> > like Princess Di.
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>> >
>> > > They were being arrested for no helmets and lights.
>> > > A Mr. Brandon Freels
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>> > shouted, "This is bull shite!"
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>> > > He went nuts and he had to be pepper sprayed.
>> > > He broke away
>> >
>> > when they told him
>> > that next he'd be spayed.
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>> >
>> >
>> > Last seen with some hobos
>> > > a'jumpin the train
>> > that chugs up and down the 13th bowling lane.
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>> >
>> > There has been a mistake, a hobo said with a snort, and
>> > recalled Brandon asked, "Is this going to Portland?"
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>> > "I said yeah and he jumped on;
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>> >
>> > >"I meant Portland, Maine.
>> > > "He seemed hopped up," said the hobo.
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>> >
>> > Soon he'll hop down again.
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