Surrealist Jokes
Bronwyn
I was wondering if anyone knew any surrealist jokes or if there was somewhere I could
find some. Thought this might be an appropriate place to ask - sorry if its not.
Well if you can help - mail me.
Gary Hasty
Bronwyn <s33...@student.uq.edu.au> wrote:
>I was wondering if anyone knew any surrealist jokes or if there was somewhere I could
>find some. Thought this might be an appropriate place to ask - sorry if its not.
Q:How many surrealist does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: A fur cup
Bob Reeves
Bronwyn wrote:
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> I was wondering if anyone knew any surrealist jokes or if there was somewhere I could
> find some. Thought this might be an appropriate place to ask - sorry if its not.
>
There's the old one that appeared on "Cheers" in 1983 or so: "How many
surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" "A giraffe!"
galaxy craze
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Your Name
Duchamp: put the hilt of the foil to the quilt of the goil
jkozi
Bronwyn wrote:
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> I was wondering if anyone knew any surrealist jokes or if there was somewhere I could
> find some. Thought this might be an appropriate place to ask - sorry if its not.
>
> Well if you can help - mail me.
What's the difference between orange?
a Fish ( because a vest has no sleeves)
The Philosopher from Hell
galaxy craze (milk...@usa.pipeline.com) wrote:
: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
:
: rotting turkey wing
How many lightbulbs does it take to screw a surrealist?
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alf...@frontiernet.net
Bronwyn <s33...@student.uq.edu.au> wrote:
>I was wondering if anyone knew any surrealist jokes or if there was somewhere I could
>find some. Thought this might be an appropriate place to ask - sorry if its not.
>Well if you can help - mail me.
Q: How many surrealists does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to load the brightly-colored machine tools into
the bathtub.
jude
Q: why did the surrealist cross the road?
A: purple cow
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http://www.agt.net/public/jhelfric/jhelfric.htm (surrealistic art site)
Peter Ekman
what is the comparison of a whore and a whale.
they both swallow seamen
Peter H. Ruegg
alf...@frontiernet.net wrote:
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> Bronwyn <s33...@student.uq.edu.au> wrote:
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> >I was wondering if anyone knew any surrealist jokes or if there was somewhere I could
> >find some. Thought this might be an appropriate place to ask - sorry if its not.
>
> >Well if you can help - mail me.
>
>
> A: Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to load the brightly-colored machine tools into
>
> the bathtub.
I would say a thousand.
One holds the bulb and ninehundred and ninetynine turn the world
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Debbie Roberts
"Peter H. Ruegg" <pru...@karat.ch> wrote:
>alf...@frontiernet.net wrote:
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>> Bronwyn <s33...@student.uq.edu.au> wrote:
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>> >I was wondering if anyone knew any surrealist jokes or if there was somewhere I could
>> >find some. Thought this might be an appropriate place to ask - sorry if its not.
>>
>> >Well if you can help - mail me.
>>
>> Q: How many surrealists does it take to replace a lightbulb?
>>
>> A: Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to load the brightly-colored machine tools into
>>
>> the bathtub.
I am new to this group.
Here is my first contribution.
Q: How many surrealists does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A: Earthworm.
Yours,
c69...@showme.missouri.com
(nee Debbie Roberts)