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Brian Mag
Dec 23, 2011, 7:08:14 PM12/23/11
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Surf Magnetics is pleased to announce a
breaktrhough new innovation in gravity
reduction for magnetic surfboard
technology. Gravity has a devastating
impact on the surfing comunity but the
latest boards from Surf Magnetics can
reduce this devastating impact on your
surfing.
You need to experience this new inovation.
A quarter of a decade in the making and in
the wake of Surf Magnetics revolutionary
pioneering work a special anti-gravity mesh
in the nimidium dihydride magnets reduces
the devastating impact of gravity by
allowing graviton superpositions to pass
harmessly through and thus lessen the
weight of the board.
Now you can go right ahead and say to
gravity: "I feel like we need to talk. I
feel like you need to stop disrepecting me
right now, so don't go there, just talk to
the hand right now because the feet arn't
listening."
You might be concerned that removing some
of the magnetic material to make a mesh
will reduce its healthful affects, but that
is not so. By specially designing the mesh
lattice the magenetic benefit is
unaffected. This unique one-of-a-kind
technology speaks to the important advances
put in place by Surf Magnetics in the past
half decade. Putting it in place in our
newest boards will deliver superor surfing
outcomes for the community.
Technical readers and stakeholders are
refered to the latest number of the Journal
of Surf Magnetics and Applications which
has published our paper "Twoards Liteness:
A Lattice Solution to the Problematizing of
Gravity in the Surfing Community".
breaktrhough new innovation in gravity
reduction for magnetic surfboard
technology. Gravity has a devastating
impact on the surfing comunity but the
latest boards from Surf Magnetics can
reduce this devastating impact on your
surfing.
You need to experience this new inovation.
A quarter of a decade in the making and in
the wake of Surf Magnetics revolutionary
pioneering work a special anti-gravity mesh
in the nimidium dihydride magnets reduces
the devastating impact of gravity by
allowing graviton superpositions to pass
harmessly through and thus lessen the
weight of the board.
Now you can go right ahead and say to
gravity: "I feel like we need to talk. I
feel like you need to stop disrepecting me
right now, so don't go there, just talk to
the hand right now because the feet arn't
listening."
You might be concerned that removing some
of the magnetic material to make a mesh
will reduce its healthful affects, but that
is not so. By specially designing the mesh
lattice the magenetic benefit is
unaffected. This unique one-of-a-kind
technology speaks to the important advances
put in place by Surf Magnetics in the past
half decade. Putting it in place in our
newest boards will deliver superor surfing
outcomes for the community.
Technical readers and stakeholders are
refered to the latest number of the Journal
of Surf Magnetics and Applications which
has published our paper "Twoards Liteness:
A Lattice Solution to the Problematizing of
Gravity in the Surfing Community".
Thomas
Dec 24, 2011, 8:31:27 PM12/24/11
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On Fri, 23 Dec 2011 16:08:14 -0800, Brian Mag <br...@surf-magnetics.com>
wrote:
> Surf Magnetics is pleased to announce a
> breaktrhough new innovation in gravity
> reduction for magnetic surfboard
> technology.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVSRm80WzZk
wrote:
> Surf Magnetics is pleased to announce a
> breaktrhough new innovation in gravity
> reduction for magnetic surfboard
> technology.
rodndtube
Dec 25, 2011, 12:53:44 AM12/25/11
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