A little more off-topic diversion
MomOmany
and a few profound thoughts...
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands
on beer cans!
I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have
something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.
I thought about making a movie for folks my age and call it
"Pumping Rust"
I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of
my face.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more
as they get older then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for
their finals.
You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh,
have you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons
and
forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case
of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor!
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we
supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them
while they delivered the mail?
I thought about being rich and it don't mean so much . . . Just look at
Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac!
If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?
Wonder what you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp?
I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs
where you came from!"
I have decided that Nostalgia is the VCR of our minds.
Keep smiling folks. We're getting better all the time :o)
Andi
3m and some
Ie shell
<<I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands
on beer cans!>>>
Hi Andy;
Ya know, some husbands might find their missing wives if they did the same
:)
a lil tidbit:
No smoking is the rule these days,
Though some can't squelch desire;
It's best to heed those warning signs,
Since where there's smoke, there's ire.
Laughter is good :) You guys make me laugh so hard sometimes. I thank you
for that!!!
shell
3W 6D 1H 53M
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Chuck chaz Cordill
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Thanks for the laughs. This quitting stuff can get far too serious! Theres a
good article somwhere in the AS3 archives about the benefits of laughter, so
thanks for the medicine!
Cindi and Jeff Smith
Phil helps us in this department!
Cindi
2m 3w+