Re: Smokers pout like two-year-olds
_ Prof. Jonez _
> In article <bml3c45l8333jgk5v...@4ax.com>,
> Robert <n...@e.mail> wrote:
>> On 05 Sep 2008 23:02:18 GMT, anon...@nyx.nyx.net (Bruce Watson)
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wednesday night, Brint's Diner in south Wichita took the ashtrays
>>> off the tables, and workers put up no smoking signs Thursday
>>> morning.
>>>
>>> Eva Shaddox says smokers grumbled at the ban at first, but they
>>> still came in to eat Thursday morning.
>>>
>>> "They haven't been happy about it," says Shaddox. "Some of the
>>> people said that they wouldn't come back, but I don't know that
>>> that's really going to happen because I've already seen some of
>>> them in here."
>>>
>>> http://www.kansascw.com/Global/story.asp?S=8955213&nav=menu676_1
>>
>> Forget statistics. Listen to the expert, Eva Shaddox of Brint's
>> Diner in Wichata. Eva
>> says smokers' opinions don't matter, so you know it must be true.
>
> Eva's observation shows why no one believes the tobacco industry's
> lying statistics. Smokers huff and puff about not coming back if they
> can't smoke at the table
Rule #1 = Smokers ALWAYS Lie!
> but they quickly realize there's no alternative.
That's why they're called addicts.
> Smokers are either lying (intent to deceive)
See Rule #1.
> or, more likely, fail to weigh the consequences.
LOL!
> Also, nonsmokers, reluctant to dine breathing carcinogens and toxic gases, can
> now
> patronize the establishment. If there is a decline in business, it's
> because the smokers are able to stay away from the restaurant (or bar)
> for a short period of time until they realize they don't go out
> to smoke. They can do that at home. And that's only the older,
> more heavily addicted smokers. Younger smokers can go longer
> periods without a fix and they don't consider it shameful to
> be courteous and cop outside.
Or they realize what a pathetic ostracizing worthless addiction it is
and simply quit.
Dan
>
> Or they realize what a pathetic ostracizing worthless addiction it is
> and simply quit.
kinda like your trolling?
mudtrout
"_ Prof. Jonez _" <the...@jonez.net> wrote in message
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Matt
Jonez offent cross posts here, just add the id 2 your ignore
list............
:)
Matt.
msmomo2u
What Matt said
NICHE541
you did during prohabition. Instead of having business men selling
tobacco you will have gangsters selling it. I have the right to smoke
if I want to and I really don't give a damn what you think. I smoke my
pipe and maybe a cigar for about a month and lay it down for 5 years.
I didn't crave it but I just wanted to taste that Latakia again. Just
like Scotch Whiskey I might have a GlenLivet and Soda every 6 months.
In fact I have a bottle in the cabnet that has been in there for 2
years. I put my pipe aside in Feb of 2007 and I didn't pick it up
again until June of 2008. I don't smoke around you so it is none of
your business. Why don't you just mind your own business and you will
be busy all the time. You can say what you want on here but if I was
smoking outside and you came up to me and said something to me you
would only do it once. That is a promise.
John in moderation and enjoying the finer things of life.
_ Prof. Jonez _ wrote:
randyw
> Go ahead and ban it and you will see a blackmarket develope just like
> you did during prohabition. Instead of having business men selling
> tobacco you will have gangsters selling it. I have the right to smoke
> if I want to and I really don't give a damn what you think. I smoke my
> pipe and maybe a cigar for about a month and lay it down for 5 years.
> I didn't crave it but I just wanted to taste that Latakia again. Just
> like Scotch Whiskey I might have a GlenLivet and Soda every 6 months.
> In fact I have a bottle in the cabnet that has been in there for 2
> years. I put my pipe aside in Feb of 2007 and I didn't pick it up
> again until June of 2008. I don't smoke around you so it is none of
> your business. Why don't you just mind your own business and you will
> be busy all the time. You can say what you want on here but if I was
> smoking outside and you came up to me and said something to me you
> would only do it once. That is a promise.
> John in moderation and enjoying the finer things of life.
>
> _ Prof. Jonez _ wrote:
>
>
>
> > Bruce Watson wrote:
> > > Robert <n...@e.mail> wrote:
> > >> On 05 Sep 2008 23:02:18 GMT, anon3...@nyx.nyx.net (Bruce Watson)
>
> - Show quoted text -
Well Said. Once a Shmuck, always a Shmuck...
Lynn
crap here just to cause a fight between groups? YOU SUCK Prof shithead!
--
:) Lynn VOF+ Leaper
"Everyone seems normal until you get to know them."
Cindy Murray
> like Scotch Whiskey I might have a GlenLivet and Soda every 6 months.
What idiot ruins good single malt by putting soda in it?
Jef.
> NICHE541 wrote:
>> like Scotch Whiskey I might have a GlenLivet and Soda every 6 months.
> What idiot ruins good single malt by putting soda in it?
Purists will hold their noses before they sip it, lest they start to drool
from the aroma and dilute it with their own saliva...
Bart Goddard
news:Lomdnf3uKu0qq1nV...@comcast.com:
I cut the arm off a bartender who put ice in my Talisker
without asking. The jury didn't convict.
B.(My award is still pending.)
--
Cheerfully resisting change since 1959.
The BIG N
> No one with as
> much as two brain cells . . .
Hmm . . . Troll Shane discussing brain cells. What's wrong with that
picture? Silly self-deluded ass.
TBN
Bruce Watson
NICHE541 <oiko...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>Go ahead and ban it and you will see a blackmarket develope just like
>you did during prohabition.
There already is a blackmarket.
>Instead of having business men selling tobacco you will have
>gangsters selling it.
Gangsters are selling it.
>I have the right to smoke
>if I want to and I really don't give a damn what you think.
There is no right to smoke and it's illegal to smoke
in some places.
>I smoke my
>pipe and maybe a cigar for about a month and lay it down for 5 years.
You're either a liar or you're a cigarette smoker. There are very few
smokers who are not controlled by nicotine.
>I didn't crave it but I just wanted to taste that Latakia again. Just
>like Scotch Whiskey I might have a GlenLivet and Soda every 6 months.
Same with my GlenLivet. But what is your go-to scotch?
>In fact I have a bottle in the cabnet that has been in there for 2
>years. I put my pipe aside in Feb of 2007 and I didn't pick it up
>again until June of 2008. I don't smoke around you so it is none of
>your business. Why don't you just mind your own business and you will
>be busy all the time. You can say what you want on here but if I was
>smoking outside and you came up to me and said something to me you
>would only do it once. That is a promise.
If smoking is so good, why do boast of not doing it frequently?
If you were a golfer would you boast how little you play the game?
> John in moderation and enjoying the finer things of life.
Nicotine use is not conducive of moderation. You have underestimated
the drug.
P. de Groot
Watson) wrote:
>If smoking is so good, why do boast of not doing it frequently?
>If you were a golfer would you boast how little you play the game?
You must have forgotten the story of the idiot and the pepperbox.
There was this idiot who had never tasted pepper in his life.
Someone gave him a nice sandwich with a little pepper on it.
"Wow", the idiot thought "if only a little pepper on this sandwich makes it
taste so much better, lots and lots of pepper will make it taste absolutely
fantastic!!"
It goes to show that cigar smokers do like their "pepper" but they are not
idiots.
elle
when this post comes up.
I always want to respond to this post with "...doo dah, doo dah."
Hugs,
elle
8y
btorvik2
> In article <12208970...@irys.nyx.net>, anon...@nyx.nyx.net
> (Bruce Watson) wrote:
>
>
>> If smoking is so good, why do boast of not doing it frequently?
>> If you were a golfer would you boast how little you play the game?
>
> You must have forgotten the story of the idiot and the pepperbox.
>
> There was this idiot who had never tasted pepper in his life.
> Someone gave him a nice sandwich with a little pepper on it.
> "Wow", the idiot thought "if only a little pepper on this sandwich
> makes it taste so much better, lots and lots of pepper will make it
> taste absolutely fantastic!!"
>
Oh boy, a serial.....I can hardly wait for the next installment.
bernie
--
"Official ASC Shaman"
P. de Groot
<sr...@comcast.net> wrote:
>Invalid analogy. Any amount of smoking is bad. End of story.
Ah, but that wasn't an analogy for smoking.
It was an analogy for enjoying things in moderation.
If you do not like smoking or if you are afraid it will damage your health, by
all means do not smoke.
Smoking is, was and probably will be for a long time to come, bad for your
health.
There is no argument in that.
Smoking has that in common with drinking alcohol, driving fast cars,
bungiejumping, visiting European soccer games and sticking your head outside
of a moving train going "Blblblblblblbl!!".
But it is all so much fun to do....
You can rest assured I wont smoke in your company.
Or go "Blblblblblblblbl!!"
:-)
Dana
it. What do we have here, a bunch of trolls?
FlatIronMike
only posting it to us in AS3land so the bozos won't respond...
FlatironMike
eats cross-posters for breakfast
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11683 cigarettes not smoked, saving $3,504.92. Life saved: 5 weeks, 5
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_ Prof. Jonez _
> Smoke Nazi.
>
Nazis did smoke.
vulturejoe
> Nazis did smoke.
Nice troll. Unfortunately for you, you just invoked Godwin's law on
yourself and killed your own thread.
_ Prof. Jonez _
Too bad a moron like you has no clue what "Godwin's law" is,
eh numbnuts?