OT-Top four Adult Jokes
Anne D.
Fourth Place : A man bumps into a woman in a hotel
> lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.They are both quite
> startled.The man turns to her and says, 'Ma am, if your heart is as soft
> as your breast, I know you'll forgive me. 'She replies, 'If your penis is
> as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221'.
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> Third Place: One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband
> starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry
> honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay
> fresh. 'The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls
> back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment
> tomorrow too?'
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> Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there
> for
> a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that
> he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into
> the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist
> to
> talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to
> overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came
> home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously
> wrong. 'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you
> how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle
> slicer? ''Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed. 'Yes, I did.' he
> replied. 'My
> God, Bill, what happened? ''I got fired.'' No, Bill. I mean, what
> happened
> with the pickle slicer? ''Oh...she got fired too.'
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> Winner: A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the
> breakfast
> table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we
> were
> sitting here at this breakfast table together.' ''I know,' the old man
> said.
> 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years
> ago.' ''Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where
> upon,
> the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,'
> the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you
> today as they were fifty years ago.' ''I wouldn't be surprised,' replied
> Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.'
Lynn
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