OT - Humour - Old
Marilyn Matte
...your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer,
"Honey, I can't do both!"
...your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're
barefoot.
...the porn you bring home is "Debby Does Dialysis".
...a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door
nearest your car.
...you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
...going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
...you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have
to go along.
...when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
...when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the
police.
..."getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today.
..."getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
...an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
mmm
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