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Bruce

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May 9, 2012, 12:51:54 PM5/9/12
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Hello Jennifer. Do you remember me? I'm the big guy who was buying lady's
underthings in your department at WalMart last Friday.

I wanted to thank you for your help in selecting the appropriate lingerie
for me. It's not easy being a guy who likes to dress like a woman. When
you approached me and told me you are into the same thing I felt
immediately at ease. Not only did you help me select the right pieces for
my body type, but you were so thoughtful to follow me into the dressing
room and help me try them on. I really appreciate that. I especially
appreciated the way you lovingly cupped my genitals and helped me stuff
them into those tiny panties. Being an overendowed guy that's a real
difficult job! You looked at my enormous tool and low hangers and admired
them and told me you were tiny yourself in that area and wished you had
such large equipment. Your admiration made me feel real special.

Anyway, babe, I wanted to know if you're working this Friday 'cause I need
to come in and buy some more stuff. It's Mother's Day weekend and I want
to dress up as Big Momma for a role playing party. I;m supposed to receive
my "children" for Mother's Day and then we're gonna play strip poker later
on. I want to make sure I'm wearing some real sexy underwear for that.
One of those red thongs you showed me would be nice.

Hope to hear from you, hon.

Bruce

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May 9, 2012, 1:01:42 PM5/9/12
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sorry but as big guys go you're a punk

Jennifer Usher

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May 9, 2012, 1:40:45 PM5/9/12
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Hmmmm, a rather lame attempt at trolling….

Sorry, but no, I do not now work, nor have I ever worked, at WalMart.

And no, I do not currently work selling lingerie. One of our resident idiot
trolls, a rather nasty fellow by the name of "Diane Lask," seems to have very
poor reading comprehension skills. While cyberstalking me, he somehow
interpreted a comment that I once, many years ago, worked selling lingerie to
be a statement about my current employment. Now, Mr. Lask is a rather
disturbed individual, who is quite obsessed with me, among others.

This sort of post is typical of his antics, and really, even for him is a
pretty lame attempt.

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Jennifer Usher

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May 9, 2012, 1:41:33 PM5/9/12
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Nope, just an idiot troll who calls himself "Diane Lask" in the real
world.

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Paulie

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May 9, 2012, 5:09:33 PM5/9/12
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Bruce! Huggies to u Lovie! I too have been helped by that dear old
gurl Jennifer Usher in the lingerie shop at Walmart this past week.
Since Jenniepoo works the midnight shift it's easy for us gurls to get
expert advice by the grand old dame of ladies undies. Like you I am
well endowed and big old Jennie was able to fit me to a "T" (hehe) with
everything that I needed.

Now that Jennie Dear isn't bothered by things like Chruch newsletters
(how long could that have lasted amirite?) she has all the time in the
world to pass on her ample and expert cross dressing skills to all us
gurls. We are so Blessed to have her here in our wonderful city of San
Francisco!

Paulie.

Jennifer Usher

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May 10, 2012, 8:31:40 PM5/10/12
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I wonder if it even occurred to the idiot troll posting this silliness (i.e.
Diane Lask) that there is no Wal-Mart in San Francisco. Whoops…

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