HUMOR: Best Condom
wombn
Hope this doesn't offend anyone, but I think we need some humor here and
this one had me ROTFLMAO....
On Mon, 21 Oct 1996 10:43:42 EDT, in alt.support.depression
Which condom would you use...
Nike Condoms: Just do it
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker
Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Ford Condoms: The best never rest
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you used Dial? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever
Energizer Condoms: Keeps going and going...
KFC Condoms: Finger-Lickin' Good
Coca Cola Condom: Always the Real Thing
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one
Cambells Soup Condoms:Mmm, mmm good.
NOTE: If you use the Energizer Condoms inside out, they'll keep
coming and coming...
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wombn
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Martin L Baker
wombn (wo...@pacbell.nets) wrote:
:
: Hope this doesn't offend anyone, but I think we need some humor here and
: this one had me ROTFLMAO....
:
:
: On Mon, 21 Oct 1996 10:43:42 EDT, in alt.support.depression
:
: Which condom would you use...
:
: Nike Condoms: Just do it
: Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling
: Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby
: Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop
: Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker
: Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing
: Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman
: Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
: Ford Condoms: The best never rest
: Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock
: Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you used Dial? Don't you wish everybody did?
: New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know
: California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
: Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever
: Energizer Condoms: Keeps going and going...
: KFC Condoms: Finger-Lickin' Good
: Coca Cola Condom: Always the Real Thing
: Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one
: Cambells Soup Condoms:Mmm, mmm good.
:
: NOTE: If you use the Energizer Condoms inside out, they'll keep
: coming and coming...
ROTFLMAO indeed. :D
A few more...
UK Lotto Condoms: It could be you...
British Rail Condoms: We're getting there.
British Airways Condoms: The worlds friendliest...
Bill Gates Condoms: Need more RAM.
Intel Condoms: Intel Inside. :-\
Mates Condoms: From Virgins -- Mates are made by R Branson, owner of Virgin.
Fruit Pastel Condoms: Can you put one in your mouth without chewing?
British Telecom Condoms: It's good to talk.
CNN Condoms: Covers your world.
Martin.
jlee
Martin L Baker wrote:
>
> wombn (wo...@pacbell.nets) wrote:
> :
> : Hope this doesn't offend anyone, but I think we need some humor here and
> : this one had me ROTFLMAO....
> :
> :
> : On Mon, 21 Oct 1996 10:43:42 EDT, in alt.support.depression
> :
> : Which condom would you use...
> :
> : Nike Condoms: Just do it
> : Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling
OK a few more...
(Some of these are a little dated for you generation Xers)
Alka Selzer condoms: I can't believe I ate the whole thing
Doublemint condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun
Michelob condoms: It just doesn't get any better than this
AT&T condoms: Reach out and touch someone
Prudential Insurance condoms: Get a piece of the rock
Whataburger condoms: Where's the beef?
Dairy Queen condoms: Beltbuster!