Women in this Newsgroup
Steve
come over to my place, roll down their pants, position their
bare-naked asses in vicinity/proximity to my birthday cake, and rip
vigorously their analgas on it.
I would like to fantasize about it, the rancid putrid smells, how long
a fart lasted, the bums squatting over my cake from different angles
from
roughly 2-5 inches range.
A competition between farting females is also been taken into account.
Their feminine crack may produce the combo of gas station and rotten
eggs aromas are the ones taking the cake.
P.S. For raunchy scents and prolonged effects you may abstain from
taking a dump for 2 days so the fart smell will be the "worst".
2) I got inspired at a nudist beach at Southern France: I was riding
the bus holding a birthday cake, when a lady standing next to me
released her noxious gas right on the cake.
3) In case a woman dares to fart on the candles, what do you expect to
happen next - will it light her farts or blow the candles with herwarm
wet raunchy loud fart?Don't forget to visit this exquisite website:
We're currently looking for some girls in Sweden to participate
http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/womenintofartingoncakes
4) What do you think about this girl?
http://vassilia.net/foods/cake-farter.jpg
5) Now look at the finished product:
DaKitty
"Steve" <ducket...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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you gotta admire a guy who's head is up his arse
Ms Pnoopie Pnats
>
> "Steve" <ducket...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:c88025d3.04083...@posting.google.com...
> > I wish all the young, attractive, sexy-looking girls on this forum to
> > come over to my place, roll down their pants, position their
> > bare-naked asses in vicinity/proximity to my birthday cake, and rip
> > vigorously their analgas on it.
> >
> > I would like to fantasize about it, the rancid putrid smells, how long
> > a fart lasted, the bums squatting over my cake from different angles
> > from
> > roughly 2-5 inches range.
> >
> > A competition between farting females is also been taken into account.
> > Their feminine crack may produce the combo of gas station and rotten
> > eggs aromas are the ones taking the cake.
> >
> > P.S. For raunchy scents and prolonged effects you may abstain from
> > taking a dump for 2 days so the fart smell will be the "worst".
> >
> > 2) I got inspired at a nudist beach at Southern France: I was riding
> > the bus holding a birthday cake, when a lady standing next to me
> > released her noxious gas right on the cake.
> >
dude you have entirely too much time on your hands.
> > 3) In case a woman dares to fart on the candles, what do you expect to
> > happen next - will it light her farts or blow the candles with herwarm
> > wet raunchy loud fart?Don't forget to visit this exquisite website:
> >
> > http://www.cakefart.com
> >
> > We're currently looking for some girls in Sweden to participate
> >
> > http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/womenintofartingoncakes
> >
> > 4) What do you think about this girl?
> > http://vassilia.net/foods/cake-farter.jpg
> >
seen her before
> > 5) Now look at the finished product:
> >
> > http://www.dontblow.com/art/japcake.jpg
>
>
> you gotta admire a guy who's head is up his arse
>
>
>
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I promise to spank the plank daily.
harakiri
"DaKitty" <Img...@dotcomsomething.net> wrote in message
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canadianpacific
canadianpacific
canadianpacific
a blue blood from the balkans. maybe there was a lot of inbreeding.
Flashfire
> I wish all the young, attractive, sexy-looking girls on this forum to
Well as I am neither young, attractive nor sexy looking, I think I will pass
on this invitation.
--
Regards Lee
Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of
enthusiasm. ~ Sir Winston Churchill
Flashfire
> Pretty girls don't fart ;) :P
Not that you hear them More like SBD's
:D
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"Flashfire" <ramb...@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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you forgot to mentiom , you're not a girl
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Flashfire
> i seldom hear newgroups
>
>
>
> "Flashfire" <ramb...@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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>> DaKitty wrote:
>>> Pretty girls don't fart ;) :P
>>
>> Not that you hear them More like SBD's
who was talking about hearing newsgroups?
Flashfire
you forgot to mention you are not a real man
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who was talking to you ... who cares
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it still makes me more than you'll ever be , rug munch
Alan B. Mac Farlane
ducket...@hotmail.com wrote on 8/31/04 2:23 PM:
> I wish all the young, attractive, sexy-looking girls on this forum to
> come over to my place,
oh yummmm tuna juice and birthday cake -
you have some taste there ... dood.
sumbuddie wishes you well
:)
DaKitty
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deal with it
"Steve" <ducket...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Darkfalz
Darkfalz
That must make you a virtual gas mine then.