Fucked my first married woman :)
No One
general education class, got a 90% of my written paper/thesis in that class,
and went out to drink with 5 ladies to celebrate the completion of the
course.
4 of the women were older, and invited me to drink with them and celebrate.
Usually, the shy introvert that I am, would decline the offer. But I went,
had 3 beers, got a good buzz and that was that. One of the girls was
younger, about 25-30, and a nurse. I wanted to, at the end of the evening,
ask her for her number and if she wanted to keep in touch, hang out
sometime. However, she didn't really look or talk to me the whole night and
left early, I had no chance to get any number, and she expressed no
interest. :( I guess that's what happens when someone isn't attracted
physically to you.
Anyway, I'm 4 classes short of graduation, officially. So i'm happy about
that. The next day, I wake up at 1pm and there are a few messages on my
phone from a married woman I used to work with, she's from Latvia and just
got married, most likely, to get her citzenship. I hadn't seen her in over a
year before we talked a few weeks ago, and she came over and we ended up
kissing a bit. I wanted to have sex with her there, but she didn't want to
"go so fast." Of course I have mixed feelings about it... she's 34, i'm 27,
she's married. But my best friend tells me married women are his favorite.
For a couple of weeks she doesn't call me, I figure she's mad at me or had
second thoughts. But then I notice a few calls on my phone, I had left my
ringer off. I called her back and she told me she was ringing my doorbell,
but I was asleep. I told her to come back, and she decided to drive back
later in the day. As soon as she got here, I gave her a huge hug and she
asked for a towel because she wanted to take a shower. Right there, I knew
it was ON!
Anyway I open the door to the shower, she gives me a kiss, she's naked, and
I see her body... so nice, so thin. I tell her to hurry up and i'll wait in
the bedroom. She comes out, wrapped in a towel, wanting to talk to me. She
asks me if I have condoms because her husband "can't have children and she
doesn't need any more complications in her life." I told her, "hell yeah I
have condoms." Then we began.
It was great. It was the first women i'd been with for 3-4 months, since my
so-called girlfriend decided to move 60 miles away and break up. Plus,
afterwards we just laid there, relaxing, enjoying life. Then she left. She
said she likes to keep things "private," and she'll call me again, and it's
cool if we just hang around my apartment, order some food, watch movies, and
have sex. You gotta love that.
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"No One" <nos...@nospam.net> wrote in message
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in fact they're all i've had over the last 30 years or so
Michael
I love stories with happy endings.
steve
This NO ONE (not me folks) writes like Zoe and is Zoe don't you think?
Give him credit he is one hell of a troll but should be aiming for a
higher goal than writing to usenet and penthouse. This no one is not
accountant material but good writer material, if he could just dump
the penthouse letter style.--
Ms Pnoopie Pnats
@webtv.net says...
No One
in three months. I'm a *master* of accounting. I'm no troll, who's ZOE?
"Ms Pnoopie Pnats" <myblowupp...@blowuppp.com> wrote in message
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Skin...@hotmail.com
wrote:
OK. I'm calling this guy out now.
All along we have been led to believe this guy is unloveable. That he
is a cast off and been so severely mistreated that he was on the verge
of becoming the next Ted Bundy.
Now we see him in a torrid affair with a married woman and out boozing
it up with a bunch of other women from school. Top that off to find
out that he has an Ex-girlfriend..... and is only 3 - 4 months out of
THAT relationship.
That's all I am going to listen to from you you miserable little
troglodyte! You have been in here whining and pissing and moaning
about how damned broke you are and now miserable your life is while
you seem to be having a pretty fair time of it. You need to take a few
steps back and catch a major grip on reality you pathetic little
pissant. From where this man sits it sounds like you got it pretty
damned good. Three months from a major cash earning degree... a family
structure that has made that degree possible.... and what appears to
be a hell of a lot better social life than *I* have seen in years!!!
Man.... F you and the yellow hores you rode in on!
You are nothing but a sniveling little wimp that comes here to whine
and moan about the fact that you got it worse than YOU want it to
be.... when in fact you got a hell of a lot going on for you and a
HELL of a lot more going for you than many of the other regulars in
here have. That puts you smack in the middle of my TROLL definition
for this forum. Damn you for insulting the people here with your
pissing and moaning.
At one point I was pretty damned supportative of you. I was about the
only one that stuck up for you through the long haul. But you went and
hung yourself with this one. So now I hope the wolves here drum your
punk ass right out of this place you little weasel!
Radbat.... I called it on this guy. He's nothing but a miserable
little troll. Tear him a new asshole!
Celia
<Skin...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Surely you're not surprised Skinner? Off-kilter post after off-kilter post.
Mr. Teatime
> What are you talking about? I'm receiving my Bachelor's Degree in
> Accounting
> in three months. I'm a *master* of accounting. I'm no troll, who's ZOE?
>
fuck off, troll.
steve
> <Skin...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:dfjji0hkkc8bbrm57...@4ax.com...
> | On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 01:33:59 -0400, "No One" <nos...@nospam.net>
> | wrote:
> |
I don't by this story.
> | >Well the summer is coming to a close... I took the final in my "Africa"
> | >general education class, got a 90% of my written paper/thesis in that
> class,
> | >and went out to drink with 5 ladies to celebrate the completion of the
> | >course.
> | >
>
First off do you write a thesis? for a general education requirement
class that is one of those mandatory fluff classes that you have to
take to fill the cultural requirement in any Bachelors degree? Now if
your majoring in Africa studies I might buy what he is saying but
calling a short report or assignment a "thesis" sets off major alarm
bells. How many accountant types do you know would call a paper like
this a thesis? Usually people who are going for a higher degree and
have a book sized report due use the term thesis. It is a small point
but sticks out to me.
I don't ever remember going out to celebrate the end of a class and
certainly not with 5 ladies that invited me along for drinks. I
thought this class was suppose to suck and was a waste of time? You
obviously had a great time in this class. I took a Mexican art class
for my requirement and it was interesting looking at the Olmec, Mayan,
and Aztec art and going to a museum...etc. but I certainly did not
celebrate the end of this class the way no one did, no women, no
drinks, nothing!!!
<snip>
Skin...@hotmail.com
<Cyber...@ClockworkOrange.com> wrote:
>On 23 Aug 2004 10:32:31 -0700, think...@dlcwest.com (Orestes) wrote:
>
>>Skin...@hotmail.com wrote in message news:<dfjji0hkkc8bbrm57...@4ax.com>...
>>> On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 01:33:59 -0400, "No One" <nos...@nospam.net>
>>> wrote:
>>
>>> All along we have been led to believe this guy is unloveable. That he
>>> is a cast off and been so severely mistreated that he was on the verge
>>> of becoming the next Ted Bundy.
>>
>>> Now we see him in a torrid affair with a married woman and out boozing
>>> it up with a bunch of other women from school. Top that off to find
>>> out that he has an Ex-girlfriend..... and is only 3 - 4 months out of
>>> THAT relationship.
>>
>>> That's all I am going to listen to from you you miserable little
>>> troglodyte!
>>
>>Cut the heightist language.
>
>Oh God, not *another* "-ist"...
>
>Hey, Skinner is altitudenally challenged also. It's okay for short people
>to call each other shrimps.
>
>Skinner has some other challenges also considering how long it took him to
>see through No One's obvious bullshit story.
Did I hear a little fly buzzing around in here?
steve
I wanted to have sex with her there, but she didn't want to "go so
fast." Of course I have mixed feelings about it... she's 34, i'm 27,
she's married.
You got your age wrong here I think. I thought you posted a much
younger age earlier old man.
No One
I went out with these older women because they invited me and even though I
was uncomfortable, shy, and hardly ever go out, decided to go.
The younger girl didn't even look at me the entire night.
The married woman is a RARE, RARE occurrence in my life. I've gone months,
years, without any contact from a woman before. This is the *first time*
i've ever slept with, or gone out on a date with, a woman that I did not
meet online. I am 27 years old.
Give me a break, man.
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No One
statement.
"steve" <stev...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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No One
It's only through hard work, a lot of time to heal the wounds between my
brother and I, and the fact that he bought a house that allowed me to pay
for college through private loans.
I'm not gonna tell my life story like I usually do but after high school I
was completely lost. I lived with my brother and stayed in my room all day
for several years. I failed out of my first 4 year school and my family
crumbled at the same time. My father died when I was 18, had no life
insurance, and slowly my mother sank into depression and lost control of the
finances. My brother took control, bought a home, and suddenly we had to
live under *his* rules which caused us all so many problems. On top of that,
I had no friends and couldn't meet a woman to save my life. My brother and I
didn't speak a word to eachother the final year I lived there and I was too
scared to get a job, and when I did it was $7 an hour.
After working, getting fired, working another temp job and getting nowhere
for a few years I finally found the strength to move out of my brother's
house. I had no concept of having my own place or taking care of my own
stuff. It's taken me years to come to grips with it, and over that time I
found myself again, getting back to college, getting an Associates Degree
and accepted to a prestigious school, all while working low class temp jobs
and barely making my rent an bills, still with hardly any friends.
It's only been TIME, and hard work that's helped to ease the tension in my
family life, and even with all of my growth, many people in my family still
do not see it and still do not care like I feel they should. There are
months where I have $10 left to eat, and my mom sneaks me food out of the
house because my brother would not help, I crashed my car and my mother let
me use her, my brother will not help either of us. He only cosigns because
he must now know how hard i've worked, and that my mom (who lives with him)
would go beserk if he did not cosign.
I'm still driving my mom's car, I still am way behind on my bills, and my
most meaningful relationship is with a married woman. Life is NOT good. In
fact, ti's morally and ethically wrong. However, I keep fighting. I will
post in good times and bad times, and I don't care if you think i'm a troll
because everything I write comes from the heart and is how I feel at the
time.
I'm no fucking troll. Fucking be happy that a few good things have happened
after a summer of complete and utter shit.
"Orestes" <think...@dlcwest.com> wrote in message
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> x-no-archive: yes
>
> Skin...@hotmail.com wrote in message
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> Cut the heightist language.
>
> > You have been in here whining and pissing and moaning
> > about how damned broke you are and now miserable your life is while
> > you seem to be having a pretty fair time of it. You need to take a few
> > steps back and catch a major grip on reality you pathetic little
> > pissant.
>
> Cut the heightist language.
>
> >From where this man sits it sounds like you got it pretty
> > damned good. Three months from a major cash earning degree... a family
> > structure that has made that degree possible.... and what appears to
> > be a hell of a lot better social life than *I* have seen in years!!!
> > Man.... F you and the yellow hores you rode in on!
>
> Cut the racist language.
>
> > You are nothing but a sniveling little wimp that comes here to whine
> > and moan about the fact that you got it worse than YOU want it to
> > be....
>
> Cut the heightist language.
>
>
> > when in fact you got a hell of a lot going on for you and a
> > HELL of a lot more going for you than many of the other regulars in
> > here have. That puts you smack in the middle of my TROLL definition
> > for this forum. Damn you for insulting the people here with your
> > pissing and moaning.
>
> > At one point I was pretty damned supportative of you. I was about the
> > only one that stuck up for you through the long haul. But you went and
> > hung yourself with this one. So now I hope the wolves here drum your
> > punk ass right out of this place you little weasel!
>
> You really are one sad piece of shit. So he's not as bad off as you.
> Too bad. Keep your heightist shit out of this newsgroup.
>
> > Radbat.... I called it on this guy. He's nothing but a miserable
> > little troll. Tear him a new asshole!
>
> You really must have a lot of self-hate if the insults you throw
> include a reference to small size. To my mind, that is really
> pathetic.
No One
I'm still an undergrad. I've never posted that I'm younger than I am.
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fk'in what
"No One" <nos...@nospam.net> wrote in message
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Skin...@hotmail.com
wrote:
>Skinner, how could you?
>
>I went out with these older women because they invited me and even though I
>was uncomfortable, shy, and hardly ever go out, decided to go.
>
>The younger girl didn't even look at me the entire night.
>
>The married woman is a RARE, RARE occurrence in my life. I've gone months,
>years, without any contact from a woman before. This is the *first time*
>i've ever slept with, or gone out on a date with, a woman that I did not
>meet online. I am 27 years old.
>
>Give me a break, man.
>
<SNIP>
Break?
Try Decades pal!
You don't KNOW what it is to do without yet.
Girlfriend as recently as a couple of months..... Man I haven'r been
out on a date since you were UNDER 15!!!
Don;t you dare tell me how bad you got it!
Hap Arnold
> I'm not a troll. My life, and family life, has been and is hell.
>
He ground my bones for bread when I crossed over his bridge.
--
E Sempre l'Ora
--
steve
> No, i'm 27.
>
> I'm still an undergrad. I've never posted that I'm younger than I am.
There you go again, a normal batchelor degree guy does not refer to
himself as an under grad. Write a good book PHD boy.
robcobb
steve
start of your thread if your not a troll? Don't you have morals? or at
least common decency when referring to your supposedly adulterous
acts? Yeah I read your past posts and you definatly have an attitude
similar to other old posters here LOL but why if your such a failure
with women would you use such crude language? (a player who has succes
with women might start off a thread like this but not one of us) Why
would'nt you say for the title, I got lucky or Good news....etc.?
Answer: your a highly educated troll with far more than a batchelors
degree messing with the alt.support.short idiots even though your
social skills with women are probably just as pathetic as ours, thats
why your here, LOL.
Velvet Elvis
I refer to myself as an undergrad as I plan to go to grad school. I see
nothing amiss about this.
--
MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people's beliefs concerning its
origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from
the true accounts which it invents later.
-Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.
No One
of the way to be... too many emotions.
"steve" <stev...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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>> There you go again, a normal batchelor degree guy does not refer to
>> himself as an under grad. Write a good book PHD boy.
>
> I refer to myself as an undergrad as I plan to go to grad school. I
> see nothing amiss about this.
hmm. this suggests another 'matriculation' question. how long after
graduating wiht a bachelor's degree, does one have ot remain unmarried?
:>
matrimonial matriculation
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