Nationalist Communism in the Balkans

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Under the disguise of religion, infiltrated UDBA (Yugoslav branch of KGB)
in the churches still executes "the will of God" (meaning their will).

For example, if one wants to stop drinking beer, he will undergo the check
from SOA (rebranded UDBA in Croatia) and will require their permission.
Or otherwise, they will use subtle methods to undermine this decision.
Not even mention that they own all the State employment facilities
and most of the "privatised" ones, through the "players", their tycoons
and oligarchs that are at best former UDBA businesmen from the
communist days.

Not even finding a spouse or losing weight is possible without
interference from UDBA (SOA). Losing weight has to be "blessed"
by SOA (you have to sell to them for weight loss). Otherwise, they'll
use every possible means including witchcraft from Safe Satan
that you gain more weight than when you started weight loss.
This is done in the name of God and Jesus, "because thin and
slender people might sin more in a sexual manner, being more
attractive".

But wait, aren't they also the church elders? Yes, they are, but using
Safe Satan against "the church enemies" and "the enemies of the State"
is permitted and welcomed. Especially against dangerous heresies
and carismatic movements that rock the boat (even inside the mother
Church).

The people who have sold to SOA can lose weight, can run long runs,
can participate in biking the true sport way and can start a business.

Otherwise, if anyone attempts to use the Constitutional "freedoms",
may also God help them - against the SOA and the mainstream Church.

in the Lord
Amen

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The girls that want to be thin and/or run or drive bicycle have to sell
to SOA (rebranded UDBA in Croatia).

Then it is statistically very likely that they will also become "whores",
just because thay wanted to run, drive bike, practice sport, or look
good. The boys who drive bike will statistically likely also become
homosexuals - for the same reason of selling to SOA for the permission
to practice the sport.

But wait, didn't SOA just act on behalf of Jesus and God, making girls
and boys fatter so they would sin less sexually?

Yes, that too. It doesn't exclude each other. For Lucifer and Michael
are for them anyway two "players" who after the "game" go to drink
together ...

in the Lord
Amen