Re: We Claim Responsibility !!!
St. Jackanapes
Father Haskell spake thusly...
> On Oct 19, 10:05 pm, "guerrillaresistanc...@hotmail.com"
> <guerrillaresistanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > We Claim Responsibility !!!
> >
> > Cancer death rates continue to fall way down, do to people no longer
> > vaccinate !
>
> Of course! They're kicking from flu and shit like that!
Say goodbye to things that kill you at an advanced age, like colorectal
cancer or arterial blockage! Good riddance! We don't have to worry about
those nasties when we're dying young from polio or Influenza! Why
bother training our children's immune systems ahead of time for attacks
from Hepatitis A or B, PCV, DTaP (diphtheria, tetanus, acellular
pertussis), bacterial meningitis, or MMR (measles, mumps, rubella)?
Why pre-program their immune systems so that they are ready to kick the
shit out of these deadly pathogens when they come calling in the flower
of youth? And to make sure that our children have no armor at all
against *any* germs at all, let's never let them play in dirt and make
sure that our homes are scrubbed clean with antibacterial soaps, and
wash their sterile bodies with Clorox.
Who cares if the horrors of losing 90% of your children before age 10
returns to America! At least we won't have to worry about that unproven
urban legend that is going around blaming vaccines for everything from
limp dicks to baldness in adults. At least we won't need more space for
prisons in the next three centuries - we'll need the space to bury all
of our children!
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St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
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Father Haskell
wrote:
> Father Haskell spake thusly...
>
> > On Oct 19, 10:05 pm, "guerrillaresistanc...@hotmail.com"
> > <guerrillaresistanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > We Claim Responsibility !!!
>
> > > Cancer death rates continue to fall way down, do to people no longer
> > > vaccinate !
>
> > Of course! They're kicking from flu and shit like that!
>
> Say goodbye to things that kill you at an advanced age, like colorectal
> cancer or arterial blockage! Good riddance!
If people would replace one burger a week with a salad, watch the
rates of those maladies plummet.
> We don't have to worry about
> those nasties when we're dying young from polio or Influenza! Why
> bother training our children's immune systems ahead of time for attacks
> from Hepatitis A or B, PCV, DTaP (diphtheria, tetanus, acellular
> pertussis), bacterial meningitis, or MMR (measles, mumps, rubella)?
>
> Why pre-program their immune systems so that they are ready to kick the
> shit out of these deadly pathogens when they come calling in the flower
> of youth? And to make sure that our children have no armor at all
> against *any* germs at all, let's never let them play in dirt and make
> sure that our homes are scrubbed clean with antibacterial soaps, and
> wash their sterile bodies with Clorox.
The active ingredient in antibacterial soaps, triclosan, is
found in significant concentrations in treated sewage outflow.
Who knows what shit-borne microbes become immune through
exposure to sub-lethal doses? This is the stuff of the best
1950s sci-fi flicks.
Vigorous scrubbing with regular soap is every bit as effective at
killing germs. Soap breaks down lipids in cell membranes, killing
bactera through mechanical means -- germs can no more develop
immunity to soap than an ant can develop immunity to a magnifying
glass on a sunny day. Soap is also biodegradable, and so benign
that organic certification allows its use as an insecticide.
> Who cares if the horrors of losing 90% of your children before age 10
> returns to America! At least we won't have to worry about that unproven
> urban legend that is going around blaming vaccines for everything from
> limp dicks to baldness in adults. At least we won't need more space for
> prisons in the next three centuries - we'll need the space to bury all
> of our children!
>
> --
> St. Jackanapeshttp://www.jackanapes.ws
Velvet Elvis
wrote:
>On Oct 20, 3:45 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
>wrote:
>> Father Haskell spake thusly...
>>
>> > On Oct 19, 10:05 pm, "guerrillaresistanc...@hotmail.com"
>> > <guerrillaresistanc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> > > We Claim Responsibility !!!
>>
>> > > Cancer death rates continue to fall way down, do to people no longer
>> > > vaccinate !
>>
>> > Of course! They're kicking from flu and shit like that!
>>
>> Say goodbye to things that kill you at an advanced age, like colorectal
>> cancer or arterial blockage! Good riddance!
>
>If people would replace one burger a week with a salad, watch the
>rates of those maladies plummet.
The Father Haskell Diet Plan.
All you need is a website, and if you're lucky, an endorsement from the
esteemed Dr. Chung.
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Religion is to rationality as bullshit is to horsepower.
Velvet Elvis
miracles? And if it is inseparable in the others...
When Saint Xavier works miracles. Saint Hilary. "Ye wretches, who oblige us
to speak of miracles."
Unjust judges, make not your own laws on the moment; judge by those which
are established, and by yourselves. Vae qui conditis leges iniquas.212
Miracles endless, false.
In order to weaken your adversaries, you disarm the whole Church.
If they say that our salvation depends upon God, they are "heretics." If
they say that they are obedient to the Pope, that is "hypocrisy." If they
are ready to subscribe to all the articles, that is not enough. If they say
that a man must not be killed for an apple, "they attack the morality of
Catholics." If miracles are done among them, it is not a sign of holiness,
and is, on the contrary a symptom of heresy.
This way in which the Church has existed is that truth has been without
dispute, or, if it has been contested, there has been the Pope, or, failing
him, there has been the Church.
850. The five propositions condemned, but no miracle; for the truth was not
attacked. But the Sorbonne... but the bull...
It is impossible that those who love God with all their heart should fail to
recognise the Church; so evident is she. It is impossible that those who do
not love God should be convinced of the Church.
Miracles have such influence that it was necessary that God should warn men
not to believe in them in opposition to Him, all clear as it is that there
is a God. Without this they would have been able to disturb men.
And thus so far from these passages, Deut. 13, making against the authority
of the miracles, nothing more indicates their influence. And the same in
respect of Antichrist.