(Toilet Guru) wrote in message: "There is a new product called the Miracle Seat which is a vented toilet seat, equipped with a ventilation fan, that vacuums odors from the toilet bowl before they escape into the bathroom air, along with
the germs."
OH BOY I CAN SEE THE HEADLINES NOW: "LOCAL MAN 'VACUUMED' INTO TOILET
BOWL! FIRE DEPARTMENT CALLED TO 'UNSEAT' THE VICTUM! LOLOLOLOLOL
SORRY I JUST COULD NOT RESIST.
REMEMBER, AN OSTOMY IS FOR LIVING!