Re: Blow Up The Moon!
HVAC
"*_//!!_//!!*" <har...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
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> On 9 Oct, 23:32, "*_//!!_//!!*" <harp...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>> On 9 Oct, 22:45, "*_//!!_//!!*" <harp...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> > On 9 Oct, 19:50, Dr P <d...@thelab.thelabworks> wrote:
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>> > > In message <WgIzm.323227$vp.130...@newsfe12.iad>, H.
>> > > <hbo...@charter.net> writes
>>
>> > > >"HVAC" <mr.h...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> > > >news:bf88a0ed-77ec-43cd...@b2g2000yqi.googlegroups.com...
>> > > >> As you all already know, Earth's Moon, sometimes
>> > > >> called Luna, has
>> > > >> always been on my ongoing enemy's list. It is, for
>> > > >> all intensive
>> > > >> purposes evil. It serves no good purpose, besides
>> > > >> falling out of the
>> > > >> sky and killing us all. It is for all intensive
>> > > >> purposes, a giant
>> > > >> meteorite, just waiting for it's moment to strike.
>>
>> > > >> Some have theorized that the moon is inhabited by
>> > > >> aliens who feed off
>> > > >> of the moon's cheesy like surface. Other claim that
>> > > >> the moon is a
>> > > >> barren desert, and that life cannot exist on the
>> > > >> moon. I say, we
>> > > >> cannot take the chance. What if there are cheese
>> > > >> eating aliens on the
>> > > >> moon? Do you know how bad of gas they would have? I
>> > > >> say, we can't take
>> > > >> that chance, so, I am forced to make the following
>> > > >> proposal.
>>
>> > > >> We have to blow up the moon.
>>
>> > > >> First, you might think, wow, you're crazy Harlow! We
>> > > >> can't blow up the
>> > > >> moon, but before you dismiss me as a crazy, please
>> > > >> take into
>> > > >> consideration the following arguments.
>>
>> > > >> 1. The Growing Werewolf Threat. - You've all seen the
>> > > >> horror movies,
>> > > >> the cartoon shows from when you were younger about
>> > > >> people being
>> > > >> exposed to the moon and becoming werewolves, who
>> > > >> intern go and bite
>> > > >> innocent denizens, and eventually creating an unholy
>> > > >> army of the night
>> > > >> and killing us all. We must stop this threat before
>> > > >> it gets too bad!
>> > > >> Some would suggest just stabbing everyone in the
>> > > >> heart with a wooden
>> > > >> stake preemptively, so that no werewolves could ever
>> > > >> exist. However, I
>> > > >> ask you, where would we get all those wooden stakes?
>> > > >> I think the only
>> > > >> logical course of action is to blow up the moon, so
>> > > >> there can never be
>> > > >> a full moon!
>>
>> > > >> 2. Lunacy. - It's no surprise that Lunacy has been
>> > > >> named after Luna,
>> > > >> or the moon. The moon causes people to go crazy.
>> > > >> According to expert
>> > > >> quacks, excessive exposure to moonlight is the third
>> > > >> leading cause of
>> > > >> erratic behavior in the world today. Is it a WONDER
>> > > >> why so many
>> > > >> astronomers have gone crazy and have to live their
>> > > >> lives out in
>> > > >> asylums? Did you know that some people are so
>> > > >> effected by the moon
>> > > >> that if they even stare at the moon they can suffer
>> > > >> from immediate and
>> > > >> instantaneous psychosis? Hitler was well-known for
>> > > >> taking long walks
>> > > >> in the moonlight, and eventually became so crazy that
>> > > >> he wore white
>> > > >> clothing AFTER labor day.
>>
>> > > >> 3. It would look really cool. - I'm sure you enjoy
>> > > >> fireworks, but
>> > > >> imagine being able to put 100 nuclear weapons at the
>> > > >> center of the
>> > > >> moon and blowing them all up simultaneously. That
>> > > >> would be the
>> > > >> greatest firework ever seen by anyone ever (except
>> > > >> that time Superman
>> > > >> decided to throw planet x into the sun). Some of you
>> > > >> so called
>> > > >> scientist might say that the debris will fall to the
>> > > >> earth killing
>> > > >> Jillions. Well, if your god TRULY loves you, he'll
>> > > >> protect you, and
>> > > >> he'll only let evil doers die. So, if you haven't
>> > > >> done anything wrong,
>> > > >> you have nothing to worry about.
>>
>> > > >> There you have it folks, do you still love your
>> > > >> precious moon? Don't
>> > > >> let the powerful pro-not-blowing-up-the-moon lobby
>> > > >> fool you with their
>> > > >> propaganda. The moon is a clear and imminent threat.
>> > > >> We have slam dunk
>> > > >> intelligence that moon men are arming an arsenal of
>> > > >> weapons of mass
>> > > >> destruction, and we need to deal with them
>> > > >> immediately by means of
>> > > >> explosion!
>>
>> > > >> PS- It is now rumored that Bin Laden is hiding in a
>> > > >> moon cave.
>>
>> > > >HVAC is right on, we all should join B.U.T.E.L. (Blow
>> > > >Up The Evil Luna) now.
>> > > >We just cannot take a chance that Bin Laden would
>> > > >escape again.
>> > > >H.
>>
>> > > but what if there is a captain mark shippey grey burger franchise in
>> > > a
>> > > loony crater?
>>
>> > > and what if angel is the lunar waitress?
>>
>> > > these are QUESTIONS that need ANSWERS b4 we press the button.
>>
>> > > otherwise ... fire away! good scheme, the moon is waaaay too boring.
>> > > and
>> > > far too bright on a bright knite.
>>
>> > > *and* it gives angel PMT *and* is bad for her period
>>
>> > > ic tables.
>>
>> > > dr p
>>
>> > You're DUMB "PMT period" B*LLSHIT, "Dr P", and all the Women are
>> > saying:
>>
>> > ,I, you, you Doof...Doof...Doof... Hormonal Poof Imbecile! Talk about a
>> > Damp Squid! Hahaha...
>>
>> > Without us, Women, you wouldn't exist, so start Counting your Lucky
>> > Stars, or be Damned.
>>
>> > *Hallelujah*
>>
>> > *Amen
HVAC
"*_//!!_//!!*" <har...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
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> On 10 Oct, 11:46, "*_//!!_//!!*" <harp...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>> On 10 Oct, 11:43, "*_//!!_//!!*" <harp...@googlemail.com> wrote:
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>>
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>> > On 10 Oct, 10:03, "*_//!!_//!!*" <harp...@googlemail.com> wrote:
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>> > > On 10 Oct, 09:22, "*_//!!_//!!*" <harp...@googlemail.com> wrote:
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>> > > > On 9 Oct, 15:58, "*_//!!_//!!*" <harp...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>> > > > > *I* have taken your arguments into consideration and, WOW, you're
>> > > > > HVAC
>> > > > > CRAZY Harlow, for these reasons:
>>
>> > > > > What are the Benefits of The Moon?
>>
>> > > > > "There are many benefits:
>>
>> > > > > The most important is that it keeps the earth from wobbling.
>> > > > > Because
>> > > > > the earth is tilted at 23 1/2 degrees, it would be very unstable
>> > > > > unless the moon helped balance its axis of rotation.
>>
>> > > > > The other benefits have to do with life on earth. The moon
>> > > > > creates
>> > > > > tides that help many animals during their breeding cycles.
>> > > > > [Insert:
>> > > > > including humans]
>>
>> > > > > The moon also helps provide light at night, unless it is a new
>> > > > > moon,
>> > > > > and that allows animals to see so they can hunt for food and stay
>> > > > > away
>> > > > > from danger.
>>
>> > > > > The other, less obvious, reason has to do with the moon actually
>> > > > > having been a part of the earth itself a long time ago. Early in
>> > > > > earth's history, a large protoplanet the size of Mars crashed
>> > > > > into it
>> > > > > and made it bigger than it originally was. The upper layers of
>> > > > > Earth's
>> > > > > crust was knocked off into space and became the moon. So really,
>> > > > > when
>> > > > > you ask the question: how does the moon benefit the Earth?" Well,
>> > > > > the
>> > > > > Earth wouldn't be what it is today without the moon."
>>
>> > > > Also, The Moon, which is a Dense and in parts is a Dense, Damp
>> > > > Squid
>> > > > can absorb impacts better then that of the Earth's surface 'and'
>> > > > plays its
>> > > > PART in protecting the Earth not only from impacts, but also from
>> > > > fall-out
>> > > > impacts from its own surface. Where does its dampness come from?
>> > > > *I*
>> > > > reckon, apart from solar winds, Comet hits mostly.
>>
>> > I.O.W. *The Moon's* High Impact Absorbtion Qualities stem from it's
>> > Dense, Damp Powdery Soil '&' you should be able to SQEEZE, even
>> > SQUEEZE water out of it...like out of a Dense, Damp Sponge. Bingo! *:)
>>
>> > *Halleluja*
>>
>> > *Amen*
>
>
*_//!!_//!!*
> OCD
Is that what you're saying you suffer from HVAC, i.e.,
Obessive Cowardly Disorder?
What's new?
B.T.W, it's not an *Acceptable Excuse* for you & your
Cronies~BAD~ behaviour that would hold up in a Court
of Law.
*Hallelujah*
*Amen*
*_//!!_//!!*
> OCD
Oh, *I* know - you're an Obsessive Cowardly Crash DAWG, HVAC.
Now, will you stop sending my posts to alt.support.ocd. *I* belong
in alt.paranormal.crop-circles, not alt.support.ocd. That's were you
belong being Hell-Bent on Destroying 'Everything' like an Obessive
Crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawg from Hell.
My Heels need a 'Rest Bite' from you constantly Chewing, Chewing
Chewing... at them, OK?
Do you think *I* deserve to be Beaten Up on by you & your Pack of
Horrible Hounds just because *I*'m an Obvious Clearvoyant Dancer
or Paranormal Crop-Circles Dancer?
It's not my fault you & your Obsessively Crazy Dumb Dawgs aren't!
Blame your ~Dog~ in the Sky! My *God* made me the way *I* am,
as *Brilliant* as the *Moon* and *I* won't allow you to.... *:)
*Halleluja*
*Amen*
HVAC
"*_//!!_//!!*" <har...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
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"HVAC" <harlowc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Wow! That's quite a frothy meltdown there, Sugartits
Destructive, Acidic, Hounding Cowardtits?
A B
> Oh, *I* know - you're an Obsessive Cowardly Crash DAWG, HVAC.
>
> Now, will you stop sending my posts to alt.support.ocd.
#And so say all of us#...
A. B.