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D. Citron

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Jan 6, 1995, 12:52:53 PM1/6/95
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OK. Here are a few of my favorite "eloquent quotes" about smoking:

1. Smoking Sucks.

2. Kissing a smoker is like licking a dirty ashtray.

3. Cancer Cures Smoking.

4. I don't mind if you smoke if you don't mind if I fart.

5. I don't mind if you smoke if you don't mind if I shit in your shoe.

Hope this helped. Have fun!!!

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