HOPE!!! Harrisson Ford is single again!!! Heheh!:)
Eleonore Beaudoin
HHHHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
Why, why why, oh why
Must he have those ever so perfect long, longest yummy hmmpfy hmmm-thighs?
HHHHHHHHhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhh.
Okay. Got to face it. I am a superficial thing. I am nothing but a low
thing. I'm a leg woman;-).
"You got you some legs babe
They just won't quit"
-Lyle Lovett, _Cryin' Shame_
<Insert Homer Simpson voice here>: "Loonnnnong men legggggs...."
Think it's phallic?
Oh, phallacies......
I think it is the fact that long legged men move slowly...Never seem to be
rushed. Taking their time...Ahem...
Must be some totally unsuspected very complicated sexual explanation in
there....;-) Hahahah:)
"I want a lover who can spend some time
Not come and go in an easy rush"
-Pointed Sisters, was it?:)
Oh, Lord, how awfully descriptive they were ;-):)....
"Killing me softly with their song
Telling my whole life
In their words
Killing me softlyyyyyyyyyyy
With their sonnnnnnnnng"
Oh, Harry, Harry...Harra...hurry!
LOLLAMROTFLMHO:)
<insert whistle mode here)
"what a day for a daydream", lalala, lalala la la.....
HHHHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
Oh, won't you hide those impudic thighs????????
-Then they'll get raped and will say they never asked for it!!! LOLROTF:)
Sorry, Just had to give machos their change, could not resist;-):).
The devil made me do it and etc:).
Ahem.
'Scuse this moment of insanity.
Now back to your usual station, with Ricky Martin.
[Sure takes care of dissipating daydreaming, that one: can't he ever stand
with his thighs standing up straight for a minute??? What's his problem?
Balance loss? He seems to constantly be falling on his back, as of fighting
some attraction or having forgotten to unsnap his chain from his
collar before he got to run on stage...Pfft:)]
Ahem. Hum-um...
Okay, okay. I will think hard of my great grandfather or of the last beach
volleyball scores to try and get back to more acceptable levels of sanity
shortly. Or of sprinters in their fullest fastest speed records. (Sound of
crashing turbo jets to be inserted here:)).
Now a message of our sponsor...Tampax. Images of a woman diving into *cold*
water....
(Just so that other leg lovers in here would be able to go on with their
day and function normally again;-):)). Though I think I never met another
woman that was into long legs, I must say:).
Then again, given how Ford is still at his age said to be the number one male,
I guess they just are not being too honest about it....
No problemo: keep up the stpries, ladies: that way he's all mine!;-):)
"The Guy is mine
The guy's long thighs are miiine
-You keep dreamin'
-Mine, mine
The thighs are mine
Mine mine..."
-McCartney and Jackson, female version.
P.S.: You can have the rest of the body parts. I'll keep the arms and
hands though. Yummy ones too! Hmmmmmmmmm...Oh, yeah, right: cold dive...
Volleyball scores...Great-grandfather...Liberal budget...Canadian
elections...Jean Chetien...Stockwell Day...EEEEK! Why must *he* ruin my day???
Pfft!:)
When I'll be a grown up, I'll marry Harrisson Ford....
;-)
Chloe
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willow2000
take it to your nearest mad scientist and get him cloned! You could
have your very own Harrison Ford to do with what you will *grin*
Thanks for the giggle
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Eleonore Beaudoin
willow2000 (willo...@my-deja.com) writes:
> Eleonore it's simple! All you have to do is get a piece of his hair,
> take it to your nearest mad scientist and get him cloned! You could
> have your very own Harrison Ford to do with what you will *grin*
I don't think I'd do anythign else than just walk around him and fill my
eyes with the sight of those mesmerizing thighs L:).
Well, what??? Men have been doing it with the Mona Lisa for ages, and I
sure never found "him" very attractive! Heheheeh:). They sure were had there!
At least I am sure Ford's thighs are really male thighs!:) (The Mona Lisa
apparently woudl ahve had a man for a model).
But yeah. I;d just fill my eyes with the sight. Sit him in a chair,
hopefully confortably as he woudl not be to get up before a long long time!:)
It's like a work of art. Ya know. You just glance, look, step back, look
again, get closer, check again, pinch yourself , rub your eyes, check again,
close your eyes, open them again and check again, etc, etc:)
The second best thigh choice is that actor that does Worf in Star Trek. Ever
saw him? Awww, dear gawd....Save us from temptation!! L:)
What a hhhhhh...hhh...hunk!
Whhheeeeeewwwwwww! (Plunk <fainting sound of a body hittign the floor>)
To think they will be cloned one day...Oh, dear God have mercy on the poor
women in those days! May they find the contrary of Viagra
for women before that day!;-). It should be named 'Le Anti-thigh thing" LLL:)
I am sure many already saved soemthign for his DNA to be cloned.
So I am saving my money to get me one of those. -Not the pills: HF
clones:)- Preferably a 1960-65 model:):) Not convertible. Full package.
Voice command. With that max time option: 300 minustes a week for week
evenings, and 500 for the week end LOL:).
(Who cares about the color! LOL:))
Heheheh:)
Chloe
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sad wings of destiny
won't fight over him. :)
diana
i don't hurt anybody by walking barefoot
i don't hurt anybody by working in the garden
i don't hurt anybody by just running around at night
i don't hurt anybody
i just want to be myself
- lords of acid
Eleonore Beaudoin
Yep, that's great!
But btw, I don't fight for those things nor play "games" if the
competitive kind. I always sort of disapear when someone else is
interested in the person I am interested in, in RL. Can't stand
competition and I refuse to participate in it. Either a man can chose a
woman on his own, not being a puppet, or anyone else can have him;-):).
Seems simple logic to me.
So who would you say is a sexy star, if you had to name one?
I never really had an idol at all as I grew up. Only after seing
interviews with HF did I find him an interesting man...and only later
on did I notice his legs:).
Chloe
sad wings of destiny (satisp...@my-deja.com)
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