Preparing for a physical exam
big4...@my-dejanews.com
weeks.
Let me explain: I'm a 36 y/o straight male who happens to really enjoy
receiving physical exams. I'm switching to a new doctor (female) and am
taking the opportunity to get a complete head-to-toe physical.
In prior physicals, I've never really liked wearing a gown - it hides too
much. What I want is opinions on other ways to do this physical. I've
thought of a couple of ideas:
a) Forget the gown and strip completely nude - just sit there with nothing on
at all.
b) Strip to just a jock-strap or other interesting underwear
c) ????
Any other ideas?
Also, I would like to know what everyone else experiences. What is the most
common practice for doctors with male patients? Do they make you strip and
wear a gown? Do they make you strip down to just your underwear? Do they
make you strip nude? Has a doctor ever asked you to change into something
else, like a jock-strap? Does the doctor do the exam alone or does the nurse
stay in the room?
Thanks in advance for any feedback. I'll be checking this NG for any answers.
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Mike/Carole
I have the picture & I think I can help. Instead of going to a GP, go to
the nearest "HA-HA Hotel", and tell them your needs. Then, they won't
bother with the gown that you have so much disdain for and will help you get
into a straight-jacket!
What the #^%# is going on here? Jerry Springer rejects are popping up
everywhere!!!
Mike
big4...@my-dejanews.com wrote in message
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Jack Page
> I'm looking for opinions on a physical exam I have coming up in a couple of
> weeks.
>
> Also, I would like to know what everyone else experiences. What is the most
> common practice for doctors with male patients? Do they make you strip and
> wear a gown? Do they make you strip down to just your underwear? Do they
> make you strip nude? Has a doctor ever asked you to change into something
> else, like a jock-strap? Does the doctor do the exam alone or does the nurse
> stay in the room?
A number of years ago I was in a study group testing methods of lowering
cholesterol. Even though the study was run by doctors, at least on one occasion a
female nurse-practitioner did the physical exam. The exam was no different than
any other that I've ever had. In that study, the participants all changed into
gowns. My current doctor, a somewhat fussy male, just has me strip down to
underwear.
Jack Page
Joe
big4...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> I'm looking for opinions on a physical exam I have coming up in a couple of
> weeks.
>
> Let me explain: I'm a 36 y/o straight male who happens to really enjoy
> receiving physical exams. I'm switching to a new doctor (female) and am
> taking the opportunity to get a complete head-to-toe physical.
I have a female doctor and I can assure you that you will have EXACTLY the same
experience receiving a physical examination from a female doctor as youdid with a
male doctor. Doctors are doctors and it's always impersonal.
> In prior physicals, I've never really liked wearing a gown - it hides too
> much. What I want is opinions on other ways to do this physical. I've
> thought of a couple of ideas:
Gowns are ONLY to protect the privacy of the patient. Doctors, of course, don't
think anything at all about seeing any patient completely nude. They often see
that under all sorts of circumstances.
> a) Forget the gown and strip completely nude - just sit there with nothing on
> at all.
> b) Strip to just a jock-strap or other interesting underwear
> c) ????
I think these are all ideas you would regret. It would make you seem foolish and
immature to your doctor and they would simply get on the with the examination and
probably not acknowledge that you were nude at all. They would probably make a
notation in your medical record about your behavior.
> Any other ideas?
Yes, I have other ideas. Go to your doctor and do what they ask you to do and
cooperate during your physical examination and tell your doctor anything you think
important. Be sure to react if your doctor does something to you that causes
discomfort or pain of any kind. Nothing the doctor does should hurt a healthy
person at all. She will be exerting pressure on you in various ways and you
should let her know if anything hurts.
> Also, I would like to know what everyone else experiences. What is the most
> common practice for doctors with male patients?
If your doctor is giving you a COMPLETE physical examination, she will be checking
your nipples, dick, balls, prostate and your abdomen. She will be listening to
your heart and lungs and she will look in your ears and eyes. As part of this
examination she may ask you to give her a urine specimen and she will probably
have blood drawn by her nurse for blood tests.
> Do they make you strip and wear a gown?
People who work in doctor's offices and hospitals always do everything possible to
protect the privacy of the patients. For a completely physical you will be asked
to strip and put on a robe but your doctor will visually inspect your intire body
during the course of the examination. That's very important! She will simply do
that in a very professional way that she believes will respect your privacy to the
maximum possible under the circumstances and you won't even be aware of most of
happening.
> Do they make you strip down to just your underwear? Do they
> make you strip nude?
You will have to be nude for a complete physical examination. You will be given a
robe to wear but I'm sure the doctor wouldn't mind if you didn't. It would make
things clumsy for you if you didn't wear the robe and that would be about it. I
can assure you the doctor would be bewildered about why you were not wearing the
robe but it wouldn't interfere with her performing her duty. She would simply
ignore the fact that you were nude or she might ask you if you would be more
comfortable in a robe. One way or another, she would proceed with the
examination. Doctors have no time to waste.
> Has a doctor ever asked you to change into something
> else, like a jock-strap?
There would be no reason for a doctor to ask you to wear anything but a robe.
> Does the doctor do the exam alone or does the nurse
> stay in the room?
You will surely be alone with your doctor during the entire examination. The
nurse will check your blood pressure and pulse and possibly give you an EKG. Then
the nurse will ask you some basic questions to spare the doctor that chore and
then she will hand you a robe and tell you to strip naked and to wear the robe so
that the opening is in the back. Then she will leave the examination room and you
will wait for the doctor.
> My mother is a doctor and I can assure that any doctor that has been practicing
> medicine for a year will have encountered every situation that is possible
> between a doctor and a patient. You can count on this, your doctor will be
> professional and do a good examination and then she will talk to you about what
> she has found out. You will get the chance to ask her questions and she will
> tell what blood work she plans to order. If you have any special requests for
> tests, this would be the time to speak up. Your doctor will probably ask you
> some questions and you should be completely honest and candid with her.
You were very wise to pick a female doctor. Female doctors have a remarkably
lower rate of 'burn-out' than male doctors. Studies at hospitals, using interns
as observers, have proved that female doctor are ten times more likely to wash
their hands after visiting the bathroom before returning to work than male
doctors. A small thing but very, very important.
Many guys enjoy having physical examinations. I do. It just seems to me that you
may possibly have some completely unrealistic expectations about what is going to
happen at the doctor's office. I can tell you one thing for sure. No doctor is
going to risk the serious consequences of having ANY untoward contact with a
patient. The penalties for this are severe and careery-ruining.
I hope all of this has been helpful to you. I am willing to discuss this further
with you if you like.
It is exciting to have a complete physical examination by a doctor.
Joe
>
Gregor Behr
ForYRneeds
Heh, I was thinkin the same thing. I like to call em nutbjobs though.
HOUNDinMD
>Subject: Preparing for a physical exam
>From: big4...@my-dejanews.com
>Date: 3/29/99 4:14 PM EST
>Message-id: <7doqev$t6q$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
>
>I'm looking for opinions on a physical exam I have coming up in a couple of
>weeks.
>
>Let me explain: I'm a 36 y/o straight male who happens to really enjoy
>receiving physical exams. I'm switching to a new doctor (female) and am
>taking the opportunity to get a complete head-to-toe physical.
>
>In prior physicals, I've never really liked wearing a gown - it hides too
>much. What I want is opinions on other ways to do this physical. I've
>thought of a couple of ideas:
>
>a) Forget the gown and strip completely nude - just sit there with nothing on
>at all.
>b) Strip to just a jock-strap or other interesting underwear
>c) ????
>
>Any other ideas?
>
>Also, I would like to know what everyone else experiences. What is the most
>common practice for doctors with male patients? Do they make you strip and
>wear a gown? Do they make you strip down to just your underwear? Do they
>make you strip nude? Has a doctor ever asked you to change into something
>else, like a jock-strap? Does the doctor do the exam alone or does the nurse
>stay in the room?
>
pla...@general-hospital.com
just do what they say! But, forget the jock strap -- that would be
ridiculous. You don't want to a) embarrass yourself, and b) put them
in a difficult predicament.
On Mon, 29 Mar 1999 21:14:16 GMT, big4...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>I'm looking for opinions on a physical exam I have coming up in a couple of
>weeks.
>
>Let me explain: I'm a 36 y/o straight male who happens to really enjoy
>receiving physical exams. I'm switching to a new doctor (female) and am
>taking the opportunity to get a complete head-to-toe physical.
>
>In prior physicals, I've never really liked wearing a gown - it hides too
>much. What I want is opinions on other ways to do this physical. I've
>thought of a couple of ideas:
>
>a) Forget the gown and strip completely nude - just sit there with nothing on
>at all.
>b) Strip to just a jock-strap or other interesting underwear
>c) ????
>
>Any other ideas?
>
>Also, I would like to know what everyone else experiences. What is the most
>common practice for doctors with male patients? Do they make you strip and
>wear a gown? Do they make you strip down to just your underwear? Do they
>make you strip nude? Has a doctor ever asked you to change into something
>else, like a jock-strap? Does the doctor do the exam alone or does the nurse
>stay in the room?
>
>Thanks in advance for any feedback. I'll be checking this NG for any answers.
>
cyndiann
big4...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> I'm looking for opinions on a physical exam I have coming up in a couple of
> weeks.
>
> Let me explain: I'm a 36 y/o straight male who happens to really enjoy
> receiving physical exams.
What do you mean by enjoy?
I'm switching to a new doctor (female) and am
> taking the opportunity to get a complete head-to-toe physical.
>
> In prior physicals, I've never really liked wearing a gown - it hides too
> much. What I want is opinions on other ways to do this physical. I've
> thought of a couple of ideas:
>
> a) Forget the gown and strip completely nude - just sit there with nothing on
> at all.
> b) Strip to just a jock-strap or other interesting underwear
> c) ????
>
> Any other ideas?
Yeah....call the doc's office and ask them what you should wear.
David Meyer
big4...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> I'm looking for opinions on a physical exam I have coming up in a couple of
> weeks.
>
> Let me explain: I'm a 36 y/o straight male who happens to really enjoy
> receiving physical exams. I'm switching to a new doctor (female) and am
> taking the opportunity to get a complete head-to-toe physical.
>
> In prior physicals, I've never really liked wearing a gown - it hides too
> much. What I want is opinions on other ways to do this physical. I've
> thought of a couple of ideas:
>
> a) Forget the gown and strip completely nude - just sit there with nothing on
> at all.
> b) Strip to just a jock-strap or other interesting underwear
> c) ????
>
> Any other ideas?
>
StMilo
group of guys who get off smelling sweaty jockstraps think that he is a "sicko"
? HELLO !! By the way, I am one of those guys that get turned by smelling
sweaty jocks. Don
alex north
to do, then it would be provocative to strip beyond that. i mean, are you
going for a physical or to try and seduce your doctor?
Donald Sheeley
Thanks for a very reasonable and informative reply for this guy.
I'm a doctor, and I guess I prefer a guy to be just in his briefs, or boxers, if he's
comfortable with that. It's simple and straightforward, and the exam is more
efficient that way. And we'd all be comfortable in our briefs or boxers in the
locker room or whatever, with each other.
And I always wash hands after potty, as well as before and after each patient !
It's the regulation, in this state.
Dr. Clean Hands
Joe
>Gregor Behr wrote:
> >So Joe... are you a doctor, lawyer or hospital administrator?
I am a college student. My mother is a doctor.
Joe
fitmale
exam and wants to hear what some guys will say before he has to start doing
it for real.
Gregor Behr
-Gregor
GL998
ForYRneeds
I would hope so....is potty a word used in the medical field?
El Dorado Hot Spring
Your post has nothing to do with this NG.
El Dorado Hot Spring
> big4...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> > I'm looking for opinions on a physical exam I have coming up in a
couple of
> > weeks.
> >
> > Let me explain: I'm a 36 y/o straight male who happens to really enjoy
> > receiving physical exams. I'm switching to a new doctor (female) and
am
> > taking the opportunity to get a complete head-to-toe physical.
> >
> > In prior physicals, I've never really liked wearing a gown - it hides
too
> > much. What I want is opinions on other ways to do this physical. I've
> > thought of a couple of ideas:
> >
> > a) Forget the gown and strip completely nude - just sit there with
nothing on
> > at all.
> > b) Strip to just a jock-strap or other interesting underwear
> > c) ????
> >
> > Any other ideas?
> >
> > Also, I would like to know what everyone else experiences. What is the
most
> > common practice for doctors with male patients? Do they make you strip
and
> > wear a gown? Do they make you strip down to just your underwear? Do
they
> > make you strip nude? Has a doctor ever asked you to change into
something
> > else, like a jock-strap? Does the doctor do the exam alone or does the
nurse
> > stay in the room?
> >
Malibu Bryan
interesting but after so many posts...Why did so many of us answer this
kinky troll? Did you see where he crossposted?
--
Bryan
What do you expect when half of the people in the world are below
average intelligence?
Rock'n Roll is about throwing the mainstream
culture's ideas of morality and standards of behavior in the dumpster.
In short, Rock'n Roll is lascivious, blasphemous, arrogant and downright
sleazy. It is fantastic, escapist. Any rock that doesn't fit the above
description is not Rock'n Roll. It is merely "rock music."
David Brown
They will tell you what to do and you will do it for them. If you are
coming from a gym or some other sporting event then use a jockstrap but
if you are taking a enema you will be comming from home or some place
you can use the enema just undes will be good.
david r
with a finger
david r.
Gregor Behr
JIMBEAR wrote:
> I had avoided comment on this silly question;
> but I was going thru my files today, and found
> an on-topic pic. JIMBEAR.
>
> david r wrote in message <5971-37...@newsd-284.iap.bryant.webtv.net>...
> well they will ask you to strip nude and they will open your penis hole
> with a finger
>
> david r.
>
> [Image]
JERSEYBJ
Jers...@aol.com
Jeff
JIMBEAR wrote in message <7e3qn4$6lp$1...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
>I had avoided comment on this silly question;
>but I was going thru my files today, and found
>an on-topic pic. JIMBEAR.
>
Now that's why I go to the doctor on a regular basis !
Tattoo
Mr Meyer no one here is god I dont believe so
David Meyer wrote in message <3700C173...@worldnet.att.net>...
>I thought I'd heard of everything. I guess all the sicko's are not al
locked up.
>
ste...@worldnet.att.net
when the Doc grabs your balls! Also when you get the prostrate finger
wave check..make sure you let out a big Sigh as that finger probes deep
inside! Enjoy! :-)//
Tallbidude
Jim H.
Paul Herity
is ever going to end. P.S. if you have any more pics like this please send
them to me. Paul...
JIMBEAR wrote in message ...
>Hasn't this silly thread died out yet? Guys, let this be THE
>END of it! JIMBEAR.
>
>
>Jim H. wrote in message <370C5EEA...@ix.netcom.com>...
in2...@my-dejanews.com
I hope you are well.
To give you another persons input:
I am male and when at the Doctor's for an exam, I am asked to strip down to
my underwear (by a male dr.) IN the past I have been asked to put a folded
sheet over my groin area. I have also been asked to wear a gown at times
(usually when I need to move from one room to the next; i.e. x-ray.
I believe most doctors are adopting the idea to have another person in the
examination room for mutiple reasons (including lawsuits).
Take Care
In article <7doqev$t6q$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
Fred
My doctor has given me some dignity.
He has me leave my underpants on(usually boxerbriefs) and then as I lay on
my side he pulls the back of them down and does a quick finger wave of the
prostate. The only time he has seen my cock and balls is when I was being
examined for a hernia.
Michael Timberwoof Roeder
needs to examine the patient, whcih sometimes means seeing his or her
sexual parts. on the other hand, they want as much as possible to provide
for the patient's needs for modesty.
When I had heart surgery last summer I knew that doctors and nurses would
have to see certain parts of me (the catheters were inserted into the
femoral vein right at my groin). I thought, what the hell ... I have a
nice youthful body and these people have seen it all, from newborns to
cadavers in medical school. So I threw my modesty out the window. It
certainly made for a much easier time for me and the doctors and nurses.
(Interestingly enough, no one said a word about my Prince Albert. [But
then this was Stanford Hospital near San Francisco.])
To anyone going to see a doctor, I would advise forgetting about modesty.
Realize that when the doctor has to poke you in private places, he's doing
it out of kindness and compassion, not out of meanness. And if that
doesn't convince you, then consider youself to be lucky to be in that one
quarter of the world's human population that receives modern competent
health care. Most of us aren't so lucky that we can get our parts poked by
a physician.
In article <7elvtg$avs$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, in2...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> Hi!
>
>
> I hope you are well.
>
> To give you another persons input:
>
> I am male and when at the Doctor's for an exam, I am asked to strip down to
> my underwear (by a male dr.) IN the past I have been asked to put a folded
> sheet over my groin area. I have also been asked to wear a gown at times
> (usually when I need to move from one room to the next; i.e. x-ray.
>
> I believe most doctors are adopting the idea to have another person in the
> examination room for mutiple reasons (including lawsuits).
>
> Take Care
--
Michael Roeder; mroeder at best dot com; http://www.best.com/~mroeder
Ice Hockey QA Engineer (Goalie), 1998 BMW R1100GS rider,
and not your ordinary noncomformist.
Joe
Fred wrote:
Fred,
You should be having your balls and dick checked regularly by your doctor and
you should let him make a visual examination of your entire body. Very
serious problems can be detected early that way and potentially dangerous
lumps found. He should also be checking your tits. Guys get breast cancer,
too, you know.
Doctors are not shy at all and they only respond to the shyness of thier
patients. If you are open with your doctor and let him thoroughly examine
you, you will surely come out the winner. You should especially let him look
at your back. Lots of medical problems start there.
Joe
Phntmphan
body while doing his examination during a physical.
jog...@ibm.net
>
>(Interestingly enough, no one said a word about my Prince Albert. [But
>then this was Stanford Hospital near San Francisco.])
>
So did they put a catheter in your penis too, alongside the PA?
Timberwoof
Nope. They would definitely have noticed the PA then, and probably try to
remove it first. (Surgery was only 3 hours, so no urethral catheter was
necessary. But what they did use was electrical catheters into my heart
through my femoral vein. And you thought urethral catheters were scary!)
--
Timberwoof; mroeder<at>best<dot>com; http://www.best.com/~mroeder
Ice Hockey QA Engineer (Goalie), 1998 BMW R1100GS rider, and
not your ordinary noncomformist. "You may have the right to say that,
but I will defend to the death my right to disagree."
Brad
Joe,
I really agree with you on that point.
But my (Jock) Master decided every boy of his has to take a rectal/lower
bowel exam in a hospital, which his friend runs. I know I would better take
it once since I might have over-used that part, but I'm dreadful. My turn is
coming in two weeks. I was told I would have a choice, an exam by a scope or
by barium injection .(Both sound terrible to me.) Somebody can advise me
which one is better (less humiliated and less painful? If you had one
before, tell me what will happen to me. PLEASE.
F.Y.I. :For the former one, the video recording service is available,
which may become an heirloom?
Jock Boy Brad
Phntmphan
being in front of the female nurses that do most of the procedure..
Timberwoof
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> Phntmphan wrote in message <19990416234522...@ng-ba1.aol.com>...
> >having been through both exams, neither one is really painful. The pain is
> >being in front of the female nurses that do most of the procedure..
>
> Thanks for the info.
>
> I received a picture with no message from Mr. Anonymous. The boy looks
> like being forced to take huge amount. I hope this won't happen to me as a
> preparation for the exam.
>
> Jock Boy Brad (in fear)
Those Shower Shots can be dangerous. *Never* turn one on beyond a pleasant
little burble. The tiny holes can easily cause the water to shoot out at
really high speeds, which can damage your soft insides. The inside of your
rectum and lower intestine has no pain receptors, so you can't tell that
damage is being done. (But it's a fun-looking fantasy pose. : )
Brad: Don't fear the exam; that just makes it worse. The nurses aren't out
to hurt you. They know all about giving enemas and how much people can
take. Just pretend for the moment that you're an enema queen. }: )
Brad
Thanks again for the information you guys posted here and sent to me. The
more I read, the more nervous I became, though. Anyway I decided to take a
Barium one next week. I thought it was a small injection but I found it is
not!
Today Master told me to take on clean white shirts, shorts and a jock
underneath, then took me to the hospital for the preliminary. On the way,
Master scared me, informing me that I should stand on any pre-exam, even if
it hurt. I was weighed then my temperture, pulse, blood pressure were taken.
Then a doc explained the procedure of the exam. He told me there was nothing
to be afraid of. All I have to do is no eating after midnight and taking no
milk/cream on the
day. For the preparation, I have to clean out my guts by soap sud after
dinner and after waking up in that morning. He told me he would get me
disposable cleansing kits. (I know my Mater will do that to me.)
Then, the worst thing happened in the hall... In five minutes, a
middle-aged nurse came to me with two card boxes in hand.
"Here are your enema kits," she said loudly, handing me the boxes.
"You know, you have to take the full dose each time. Then you should hold
the enema in you as looong as you can, O.K. yonug man?"
"Yes, ma'am," I muttered becoming deep red.
"Or we have to administer many enemas before the exam until clear water
comes
back from you. It's waste of time! You aren't a small boy so you can do that
right, can't you?"
She added.matter-of-factly as my flush went darker. A bunch of people
stared at us. I wanted to disappear but I had to wait for my Master's
pick-up there with those bowel cleansing kits in hand, for I didn't have any
bag or sack to hide'em.
I was humiliated so much already.
Jock Boy Brad (in humiliation)
David Brown
suprise just TAKE IT SLOW AND WARM ABOUT 100F. long fellow may even say
hay what up . Change your possion a few times, if you get any cramps
stop and move around in the bed , if the flow stops move the tip in or
out, try to take the 2qt in about 10 min, try to hold it for 3 to 5 min
rub and kneed your lower belly an ab will help.Since you are getting
barium enema you will have to take 3 of this cleaning enemas and npo
nothing by mouth for12hrs befor the test, you will also need too take
another enema befor you go for the test. It is not as bad as it sounds.
If you have any ? e-me
Jim H.
really have to starve yourself.
Alex Martin
The subject of working athletes/jock-strap lovers and internal cleansing
is sometimes pursued privately among athletes and their trainers. Daily
cleansing sessions --often accompanied by roaringly successful ejaculations--
could be a part of a comprehensive training program. There are certain
techniques that can make taking the water reasonably comfortable,
and above all else, very sexy. Wearing a sexy, tight jockstrap can be part
of the fun. A sports-tuned body is apt to be running on a high-octane
sexuality that needs complete expression. What better way that with
your hunky trainer and daily or twice daily health sessions? Helps remove
deep body toxins, re-invigorates the whole body system.
On a medical line, and continuing the fantasy, one presumes experienced
trainers could find a market for fresh semen among liberated women who
need donors. Potentials --in a good fantasy situation-- for black market
commerce in semen from famous athletes!
And, just in care you've wondered, there ARE private operators who
offer discrete athletes the unusual combination of massage therapy with
sexy colonics for the purpose of getting them off and black marketing the
product. You'd be surprised where such sexual therapy is offered. But, if
DOES happen.
(Does the likes of this stir up some passion among a few jockstrap lovers?
You're meant to laugh!)
Brad
Finally I took the exam last Saturday. Well, it was not worse than I
expected, except several female nurses' presance, which humiliated me
extremely.
After a morning cleansing and a shower, I asked my Master to let me wear
sweat pants or something over the very short trunks, but in vain. "My boys
need only shorts and white socks in lower half, even for going out, once you
boys checked in my place. Understand?"
In a waiting place in the hospital, the same nurse as the week before
appeared holding a swelling enema bag in hand, which looked much larger than
what I had received twice as a preparation. Naturally the bag caught
everybody's attention around there. It seemed to be for me, though I hoped
not. Finally she found me, so I blushed very badly.
"Mr.Brad Anderson," she said. "You have to take a final cleansing enema
before the exam. Come with me."
"Yes, ma'am." I managed to say.
Marching in the hall after her, I was led to a small room with white
tiled floor.There was a toilet bowl on a corner without partition. I lay on
my left on a table and started receiving it. I didn't know what the solution
was but it felt just warm without irritation. Holding a nozzle behind me,
she explained I wouldn't need to take all but try to get as much as
possible. While I was told to change the position to on the back, then on my
right, it seemed I took all. "Good boy!" She pulled out the nozzle and gave
me some toilet tissue. I had to fight with the urge pressing the paper over
the hole. "You can hold it like a man, don't you?" After I was allowed to
expel it in the toilet bowl, she checked the result in it. "Almost no mess.
Now we go to
X-ray, young man."
In an X-ray room, I was told, by a younger nurse, to take off all the
clothes and take on an "enema pants," which I had never seen. It was a
disposable white paper trunks with a loose elastic band and a slit along
with ass crack. Then I was invited to the exam table with stands on both
sides. I was spread open with my knees over the stands as my ordeal began.
Thanks, my Master.
To make a long story short, the doc lubricated my passage, then looked
into my rectum with plastic scope-like device the nurse brought.Then fat
balloon nozzle, handed by the nurse, was inserted. Of course, it was
inflated inside my guts, then I had no control of my own ass hole. Next
they strapped me on the table and a bag of white liquid was administered but
it was not all I had to receive. Soon another bag with a bulb on the tube
was hung on the stand by the nurse. She always delivered one diabolic stuff
after another like an evil. (Sorry, I know it was her job.) The doc pumped
more barium into me manually while an X-ray staff worked for pics. I felt as
if I had been a human barium tank on the tilted table. The doc connected
another bulb to a tube then I was pumped with air! I squirmed in a great
disconfort. "Almost over, big guy. Be patient (pun?) for a while!" The doc
said. I really hoped so. After the last X-ray, Barium was drawn through the
nozzle. When the nozzle was deflated and pulled out of me, I sprayed the
leftover masively in a metal bowl. Everything was done. I heaped a deep
sigh.
Later, in a consultation room, the doc explained me nothing was abnormal,
no polyp was found at the time, showing me the pics, although they would
take a careful look. At last, he gave me another bowel cleansing kit for the
night. I called up my Master to pick me up. He took me to a steak house and
treated a good lunch to his 'Good Boy' on the way back. I was starved since
my stomach was completely empty. Before arriving his home, Master told me
not to tell the other boys what happened to me, not even a hint. "No, I
won't, sir!" I replied with a grin.
Again, thanks a lot for helpful guys on this newsgroup.
Jock Boy Brad (in good health)
P.S.
Chris, who used to be a college sprinter, had a remarkable reaction,
reading Mr. Alex Martin's e-mail (same as one posted here) I showed. He
commented Mr.Martin's thought was ultra-erotic, while hIs raging hard-on
under the shorts was quite obvious. He confessed he liked an internal
cleansing, which was called 'Washing Out' and sometimes given by his
trainer. I received enemas by a rugby coach a few times in my college days
but I have never felt erotic but humiliated and painful, even now. What's
the difference between us? Maybe I'm not as sophisticated as Chris.
Brad (in ?)
JIMBEAR
for these postings, is that you've got an enema fetish and
just want to talk about it? Have you tried
ALT.SEX.ENEMAS? I'm not joking; I just checked the
NG directory, and it exists. JB.
Brad wrote in message <7gk5ac$75j$1...@meshsv230.tk.mesh.ad.jp>...
Gregor in limbo
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Jim H.
bear?
Gregor in limbo
Just as soon as my usual computer gets back from being repaired (the norm 4-6
weeks) I can crawl out of limbo :)
To your question... GRRRRR Back away from the PapaBear! I had to claw him away
from someone else, and I do not share with others. I was terrible in pre-school!
<g>
Jock Medic
"Clean out," "Hydro," "Wash out," "Sports E"...whatever jock boys call...is
a part of my job. For an irrigation, athletes, gymnasts, wrestlers,
weightlifters, judos come & for a single clensing, soccer & rugby
footballers, volleyballers, too. At the very first time, a coach or a
trainer brings him/her for the ritual,
but a boy always nervously asks his boss if he really has to take the
treatment now. Of course, the answer is always "yes." Once a hunky sprinter
tried to avoid it like a kid, the coach just said, "if you behave sissy, I'm
gonna ask a female nurse to do this." He quickly learned he had no choice &
signed up the form. Some trainers suggest paddling for bad jocks.
Then I have to ask him (I care for only males) his enema experience though
what he will receive is different from it. All the boys answer in a blush.
Next I explain the procedure with an ana(tomica)l chart. We find an erection
on the pants during this, which means he may be "Klismaphilia" (those who
can cume only with rectal injections/usually abused with enemas in the
childhood) in a case out of fifteen to twenty. We know we can do nothing for
it.
Then I lead him to 'Hygenic' room, sometimes his coach also comes in to make
sure his boy behaves properly. Then you can guess what I do. What I would
like to point out is that many guys cume during the treatment, after they
learn how to relax with a great amount of solution. A gymnast cumed three
times during 30 minutes' colonic, which was the record.
I saw a brasilian soccer player lying on a medical table being interviewed
by a male reporter on TV once. His lower half was covered by a white sheets
but obviously he was taking a colonic, judging from the thick clear tube and
a huge drain bag. What guts he had!
I'll post some jock cleansing pixtures from an educational video, if you
like. (I don' remember where these came from.) but they are not from my
office.
Medic
Alex Martin wrote in message <3722BE...@erols.com>...
David Brown
HrnyNJJock
JIMBEAR
HrnyNJJock wrote in message
<19990506114802...@ng-cs1.aol.com>...
>what's a uti?
HotScorpio
Timberwoof
What's a colonic irrigation really good for? What are the positive medical
benefits?
In article <#en2eF6l#GA.140@cpmsnbbsa02>, "Jock Medic"
<Jockm...@msn.com> wrote:
--
BoxScout
ever talk about needing a colonic.
JIMBEAR
medical uses. First to relieve severe constipation (it loosens
and lubricates impacted feces) Second, to clean out the
intestines and colon before an examination or other medical
procedure. In some areas (mostly notably LA, but every-
body knows that they're FOS) it's believed that frequent
irrigation helps to flush impurities out of your system. Most
medical experts do not acknowledge this; rather, they point
to the potential dangers.First, the colon and Large Intestine
can become distended and the person many loose the ability
to excrete solid waste in a normal manner. (Remember the
old laxative commercials about *regularity*?) Second, by
osmosis, the fluid may deplete the body's supply of
necessary vitamins and minerals.
I find it very difficult to believe that guy's story about the
athletes being required to take enemas. The Athletic
Department at any major University will employ a doctor
specializing in Sports Medicine on the staff or at least as an
advisor. Enforced colonic irrigation would leave him and the
school open to potentially large negligence and malpractice
suits.
I suspect that that guy was typing *one-handed* when he
was posting that message. Jim.
Timberwoof wrote in message ...
David Brown
Jock Medic
Timberwoof wrote in message ...
>So.
>
>What's a colonic irrigation really good for? What are the positive medical
>benefits?
First of all, 'Colon Hydrotherapy' does not cure disease or illness, but
prevent people from getting them. It is an effective method of removing
waste from the large intestine, without the use of drugs. Injecting water
deep into the colon in low pressure, the waste is softened and loosened,
resulting in evacuation through natural way. No health and healing
procedures can be as successful as those which have a series of colon
irrigation's as the prelude to any health treatment.
When the walls of the colon is packed with accumulated feces, the colon
cannot absorb nutrients or eliminate wastes properly. If the foods remain
undigested or cannot be processed efficiently in the colon, unfriendly
bacteria begins to grow. Then the toxins are formed.
It is said that Colon Hydrotherapy can be helpful for constipation,
diarrhea, skin problems, bad breath, allergies, headaches, flatulence,
hemorrhoids, intestinal parasites, weight problems. It may prove beneficial
when it is taken prior to medical procedures or when it is used
pre-surgically to empty the bowels. It is totally unlike an enema. At the
end of the procedure, the patient is re-weighed. A problem is that it also
washes good bacteria out of the body. It is strongly recommended to take
some yoghurt afterwards.
As for the sportsmen, it helps to control the health, keeping the good
condition along with the hard training towards the coming track meet or a
big match. The more excellent jock he is, the more eagerly trainer/coach
tries to make him take it. It is also benefitable for wrestlers and judos to
control the weight, but it must not be very often. At most, 3.5 lb. was
reduced by the treatment as far as I know.
and...
BoxScout wrote
>My thoughts too. I hang out with some decent athletes, and they don't
>ever talk about needing a colonic.
It depends on the coach's policy/knowledge and its facility. If he was a
serious athelete, he might have taken some, at least, he must have heard of
it once. They usually don't want to mention it to the others, as you know
why.
Anyway I'm not persuading anybody into it but saying this exists. Please
consult with your health practitioner.
Thanks for your attention.
Medic
ste...@worldnet.att.net
clean outs. I think this guy is making this story up!
Gunny Aldea// USMC (Retired)//
ste...@worldnet.att.net
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I think this is a WestHollywood Porn pic...not many straight guys
shave their balls for sports...and like I said I played college sports
and sports in the Marine Corps and never had to submit to any kind of
ass washing out!
Gunny Aldea//
Jim H.
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JIMBEAR
from an enema fetish porn video I've seen advertised.
If this guy was so serious, I doubt he would have made
such a point about guys getting erections during these
procedures, or counting the number of orgasms the
guys had. As I said before, I think that this guy is
typing *one-handed*. Jim.
ste...@worldnet.att.net wrote in message
<3732D0...@worldnet.att.net>...
JIMBEAR
fetish porn video. They're not from any instructional
medical video.
Jim H. wrote in message <37330D92...@ix.netcom.com>...
S
You're just about the smartest man I know! ;}
JIMBEAR wrote:
> Colonic irrigation (enema) has only two generally accepted
> medical uses. First to relieve severe constipation (it loosens
> and lubricates impacted feces) Second, to clean out the
> intestines and colon before an examination or other medical
> procedure. In some areas (mostly notably LA, but every-
> body knows that they're FOS) it's believed that frequent
> irrigation helps to flush impurities out of your system. Most
> medical experts do not acknowledge this; rather, they point
> to the potential dangers.First, the colon and Large Intestine
> can become distended and the person many loose the ability
> to excrete solid waste in a normal manner. (Remember the
> old laxative commercials about *regularity*?) Second, by
> osmosis, the fluid may deplete the body's supply of
> necessary vitamins and minerals.
>
> I find it very difficult to believe that guy's story about the
> athletes being required to take enemas. The Athletic
> Department at any major University will employ a doctor
> specializing in Sports Medicine on the staff or at least as an
> advisor. Enforced colonic irrigation would leave him and the
> school open to potentially large negligence and malpractice
> suits.
>
> I suspect that that guy was typing *one-handed* when he
> was posting that message. Jim.
>
> Timberwoof wrote in message ...
> >So.
> >
> >What's a colonic irrigation really good for? What are the positive medical
> >benefits?
> >
ste...@worldnet.att.net
at Naval Air Station North Island, SD. I did not have to under go
any anal washing out, other than a Prostrate Exam, which the Navy
PA did, and (of course he was gay...I can find out about most Navy
pecker checkers), but he played with my prostrate Exam in a gentle
way, and used lots of lube and did not just ram his finer inside of
me..like most docs do. I dread the prostrate Exam, but I told the PA
to take it easy, and he did as I wished.
Gunny Aldea//
RedWings40
thanks
jock boy
"They had an accident and they never noticed anyway. A lack of originality
couldn't focus on the day. So much for the radio, everybody sounds the same.
Everybody wears the same clothes now and everybody plays the same game."
Copycat- The Cranberries
John Passaniti
Jock Medic <Jockm...@msn.com> wrote in message
news:#en2eF6l#GA.140@cpmsnbbsa02...
> Telling you the truth, I work in the sports clinic in a
> university & giving "Clean out," "Hydro," "Wash out,"
> "Sports E"...whatever jock boys call...is a part of
> my job.
What function does an enema have for athletes? I haven't heard of
this practice before.
jog...@ibm.net
ste...@worldnet.att.net wrote:
> I had a Physical Exam from a Navy PA and a Navy DOC two weeks ago
> at Naval Air Station North Island, SD. I did not have to under go
> any anal washing out, other than a Prostrate Exam, which the Navy
> PA did, and (of course he was gay...I can find out about most Navy
> pecker checkers), but he played with my prostrate Exam in a gentle
> way, and used lots of lube and did not just ram his finer inside of
> me..like most docs do. I dread the prostrate Exam, but I told the PA
> to take it easy, and he did as I wished.
>
> Gunny Aldea//
When I was in the Army, it seemed that the guys who'd finished
their tour of duty were especially chipper and ran around with
big grins on their faces for about a day. I thought it was because
they were going home until my time came, then I knew - it was
the final physical exam - everybody's prostate got checked.
It was just a routine exam with no monkey busines, but it sure put
smiles on our faces.
Alex MARTIN
Be glad to elaborate privately for interested gay men. Periodic
cleansing of the gut is also very healthy, and for this reason, should
appeal to serious
sexy athletes who want to tune up their hot bodies to the Nth degree.
Can be combined with sensuous, oiled body massage and ass-orted toys.
Alex MARTIN
>
> Telling you the truth, I work in the sports clinic in a university & giving
> "Clean out," "Hydro," "Wash out," "Sports E"...whatever jock boys call...is
>
> >
> >The subject of working athletes/jock-strap lovers and internal cleansing
> >is sometimes pursued privately among athletes and their trainers. Daily
> >cleansing sessions --often accompanied by roaringly successful
> ejaculations--
> >could be a part of a comprehensive training program. There are certain
> >techniques that can make taking the water reasonably comfortable,
> >and above all else, very sexy. Wearing a sexy, tight jockstrap can be part
> >of the fun. A sports-tuned body is apt to be running on a high-octane
> >sexuality that needs complete expression. What better way that with
> >your hunky trainer and daily or twice daily health sessions? Helps remove
> >deep body toxins, re-invigorates the whole body system.
> >
> > On a medical line, and continuing the fantasy, one presumes experienced
> >trainers could find a market for fresh semen among liberated women who
> >need donors. Potentials --in a good fantasy situation-- for black market
> >commerce in semen from famous athletes!
> >
> > And, just in care you've wondered, there ARE private operators who
> >offer discrete athletes the unusual combination of massage therapy with
> >sexy colonics for the purpose of getting them off and black marketing the
> >product. You'd be surprised where such sexual therapy is offered. But, if
> >DOES happen.
> >
> >(Does the likes of this stir up some passion among a few jockstrap lovers?
> >You're meant to laugh!)
They also work very well when combined with body massage, which
can be done while water is flowing in. There's room for abundant
fantasizing as athlete gets his "treatments." And, of course, with
practice
the process goes smoother. Also, second or third consecutive "fillings"
go much smoother. Wearing a tight jockstrap during enema-receiving
also minimizes embarrassment of the inevitable hard-on.
For a sexually-imaginative and intelligent athlete daily colonics are
both a sexual release and a real health factor. One would be amazed how
much gunk accumulates on the walls of the colon over the course of
weeks and months, and how much better one feels overall when in a
regular enema program. Keeping the gut clean is as important as eating
carefully.
Also, there's good sexual training experience in getting familiar with
one's prostate. That organ dearly loves to be massaged and carressed.
A good enema experience, with appropriate tube in the hands of a good
trainer is a wonderful means of needed release. It can even be far
better
than an actual fuck, which it of course simulates.
Will be glad to answer serious, individual inquiries by e-mail, or to
demo in person for suitable initiates who may travel to Wash., DC.
Alex MARTIN
>
> So.
>
> What's a colonic irrigation really good for? What are the positive medical
> benefits?
>
> In article <#en2eF6l#GA.140@cpmsnbbsa02>, "Jock Medic"
> Timberwoof; mroeder<at>best<dot>com; http://www.best.com/~mroeder
> Ice Hockey QA Engineer (Goalie), 1998 BMW R1100GS rider, and
> not your ordinary noncomformist. "You may have the right to say that,
> but I will defend to the death my right to disagree."
Timberwolf: You're so very imaginative, to judge from your frequent
comments on this site. Haven't you yet discovered erotic enemas? This
is not to put you down. Rather, to invite you to experiment. The
sexual
aspects of stimulating the prostate are obvious. But, there definitely
are
HEALTHY implications. As some holistic healers write and say, debris
("gunk") can accumulate on the walls of the colon which, in some people,
can force toxins into the total body system. Daily administration of
fairly
deep enemas (usually with a long, sensuous tube) can get water up
inside
far enough to wash the gunk out. I suppose it's possible to overdo
enemas
and medical doctors often caution against loss of body minerals through
too many enemas, but real health addicts have been giving themselves
daily enemas for decades without ill effects. There are techniques for
using a bit of salt in the water, mild soaps (Dr. Bronner's castle soap
is the standard, available at most health food stores) and even large
volumes of
warm water. With practice, a daily flushing is not hard to tolerate,
and
besides, enemas are incredibly SEXY. Serious athletes --including
highly enthusiastic hockey players with red BMW motorcycles-- would do
well to investigate. An experienced "teacher" could help, and I might
be able to find one for you in your city.
It's almost impossible for a man to receive a good enema without getting
highly excited. A wild orgasm accompanying the colonic cleansing is a
bonus for the experience. And, to engage in active sports following
cleansing and ejaculation will only help one to concentrate more on his
sport.
By way of fantasies, sexy colonic sessions are a great way to stimulate
men
who are (perhaps unknown to them) making semen donations to a mysterious
insemination clinic or research lab.
I'm just highlighting some fantasy notions here. There's a million
other
possibilities.
Oh yes, wearing a tight-fitting jockstrap during an e-session helps
contain
the automatic erection and minimize embarrassment.
I can go on and on. . .
barry cunningham
JIMBEAR
partial to holistic medical practices.
barry cunningham wrote in message
<5005-373...@newsd-232.iap.bryant.webtv.net>...
jog...@ibm.net
>Timberwoof wrote:
>>
>> So.
>>
>> What's a colonic irrigation really good for? What are the positive medical
>> benefits?
>>
>comments on this site. Haven't you yet discovered erotic enemas? This
>is not to put you down. Rather, to invite you to experiment. The
>sexual aspects of stimulating the prostate are obvious. But, there definitely
>are HEALTHY implications. As some holistic healers write and say, debris
>("gunk") can accumulate on the walls of the colon which, in some people,
>can force toxins into the total body system. Daily administration of
>fairly deep enemas (usually with a long, sensuous tube) can get water up
>inside far enough to wash the gunk out. I suppose it's possible to overdo
>enemas and medical doctors often caution against loss of body minerals through
>too many enemas, but real health addicts have been giving themselves
>daily enemas for decades without ill effects. There are techniques for
>using a bit of salt in the water, mild soaps (Dr. Bronner's castle soap
>is the standard, available at most health food stores) and even large
>volumes of warm water. With practice, a daily flushing is not hard to tolerate,
>and besides, enemas are incredibly SEXY. Serious athletes --including
>highly enthusiastic hockey players with red BMW motorcycles-- would do
>well to investigate. An experienced "teacher" could help, and I might
>be able to find one for you in your city.
>
This guy sounds like Saruman.
Must be the enema wizard.
Jorney
Timberwoof
>Timberwoof wrote:
>>
>> So.
>>
>> What's a colonic irrigation really good for? What are the positive medical
>> benefits?
>>
>Timberwolf: You're so very imaginative, to judge from your frequent
>comments on this site.
**appeal to ego**
>Haven't you yet discovered erotic enemas? This
>is not to put you down. Rather, to invite you to experiment. The
>sexual aspects of stimulating the prostate are obvious. But, there definitely
>are HEALTHY implications. As some holistic healers write and say,
**appeal to authority**
> debris
>("gunk") can accumulate on the walls of the colon which, in some people,
>can force toxins into the total body system.
**appeal to disgust** (I don't buy it. How have animals with digestive
tracts been cleaning them out for the past half a billion years? The whole
lower intestine is designed to extract water from feces, while leaving
unusable materials for expulsion. Autointoxication is a nineteenth-century
myth.)
>Daily administration of
>fairly deep enemas (usually with a long, sensuous tube)
...which cannot reliably be brought in as far as you think it goes; it
just ends up getting kinked and poking holes in soft tissues that have no
pain receptors.
>can get water up
>inside far enough to wash the gunk out.
...and eventually destroy your body's ability to expel wastes on its own.
The lower intestines secrete mucus to help move the materials along.
Proper diet ensures that nothing gets stuck.
>I suppose it's possible to overdo
>enemas and medical doctors often caution against loss of body minerals through
>too many enemas, but real health addicts have been giving themselves
>daily enemas for decades without ill effects.
...except for constipation when they stop. So the word "addiction" is
appropriate. Ever hear of homeostasis?
>There are techniques for
>using a bit of salt in the water, mild soaps (Dr. Bronner's castle soap
>is the standard, available at most health food stores) and even large
>volumes of warm water. With practice, a daily flushing is not hard to
tolerate,
Hmmm. Interesting keywords there... practice ... tolerate. Makes me wonder.
>and besides, enemas are incredibly SEXY. Serious athletes --including
>highly enthusiastic hockey players with red BMW motorcycles-- would do
>well to investigate. An experienced "teacher" could help, and I might
>be able to find one for you in your city.
Yeah, right. There's this whole interconnected national network of enema
queens. Their bathrooms are fully equipped with bags and nozzles, plus
Castille soap, Gatorade, and a bidet. They have a registry you can call so
if your'e out of town and your hotel doesn't have the right equipment, you
can get your daily colonic in a friendly relaxed atmosphere.
Ever fly to Australia? From the US west coast it takes about 17 hours. I
can just imagine you tying up the toilet because you can't have a normal
BM without help.
Sorry, ... I'll keep my bodily functions normal and natural and healthy,
thank you.
JIMBEAR
Timberwoof wrote in message ...
RYuUp4this
out in a couple weeks. would like to know what I'm in for!! Thanks
you can send them to RYuUp...@aol.com
HotScorpio
Brad
HotScorpio wrote in message
<19990517101831...@ng-ca1.aol.com>...
>whats that about?
>
I dunno. It was sent to me without message when I asked you guys about
medical exam experience. I wonder what is the solution in the syringe.
Anybody knows?
Only one thing I 'm sure is...If you find your doc brings a huge syringe
like this, better run away.
Coward Jock Brad
Gregor Behr
SHarpXX
gotten one with an enema. I am 6'2 200lbs great shape great ass...what pict
respond to atlm...@aol.com
testman
Jim H.
Loaded
Some of the replies you have received do not coincide with my
experience when examined by a female doctor during a physical exam.
Short and sweet, here is what happened to me...
I was taken to the exam room by a nurse and told to take everything
off, including underwear, and put on "the gown". I did so and about 10
minutes later the doctor came in. I would guess her age to be around 50
- 55. I see that we are the same age...I am also 36.
She went through all the usual questions, did the usual checks, etc.
Then came time for her to check my balls. Instead of having me remove
the gown she had me stand in front of her with my legs spread apart.
She then sat down in a chair in front of me and told me to raise my
gown up. When I did so, I could no longer see her. Most of the male
doctors I've had are done there in about 30 seconds or so. She spent at
least 5 minutes. She did the regular "cough" bit but then she spent a
few minutes feeling my scrotum all over, commenting on it, squeezing
each ball and telling me to inform her when the pain was beginning to
be too much. She then grasped my scrotum, held it tight, and jerked
down hard on it a few times. I was gritting my teeth. While she was
doing it she kept explaining in medical terminology how this was a
procedure to check for testicular cancer. It seemed a little strange to
me.
She then moved on to my penis, felt it up and down saying that she was
looking for lumps. She then moved to the very sensitive head of my
penis, spread the front apart and kept massaging it, saying she was
looking for any drainage problems. Of course by doing all this my penis
became hard. She then told me to take off the gown, turn around bend
over and spread my legs since she needed to check my prostate. Before
doing so though she started examining my balls again from behind,
explaining to me how I should be checking myself and showing me how
hard to squeeze. She then, with me still bent over, told me to show her
that I understood how to check my balls by doing each one for her. I
did so and she kept telling me to squeeze harder when I was checking.
She finally said it was time for the prostate check and (without
putting on any gloves), greased up her fingers and started with one
finger, then two, then three. After a couple of minutes she said things
look really good, told me to remain in that position, then went over
and washed her hands. She then came back over and stood behind me,
saying that she was looking for any skin problems on my back, buttocks
and legs. After than she really surprised me by giving me a couple of
swats on my bottom, smiling at me and then telling me to get dressed.
That about covers it.
Joe wrote:
> Big,
>
> big4...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> > I'm looking for opinions on a physical exam I have coming up in a
couple of
> > weeks.
> >
> > Let me explain: I'm a 36 y/o straight male who happens to really
enjoy
> > receiving physical exams. I'm switching to a new doctor (female)
and am
> > taking the opportunity to get a complete head-to-toe physical.
>
> I have a female doctor and I can assure you that you will have
EXACTLY the same
> experience receiving a physical examination from a female doctor as
youdid with a
> male doctor. Doctors are doctors and it's always impersonal.
>
> > In prior physicals, I've never really liked wearing a gown - it
hides too
> > much. What I want is opinions on other ways to do this physical.
I've
> > thought of a couple of ideas:
>
> Gowns are ONLY to protect the privacy of the patient. Doctors, of
course, don't
> think anything at all about seeing any patient completely nude. They
often see
> that under all sorts of circumstances.
>
> > a) Forget the gown and strip completely nude - just sit there with
nothing on
> > at all.
> > b) Strip to just a jock-strap or other interesting underwear
> > c) ????
>
> I think these are all ideas you would regret. It would make you seem
foolish and
> immature to your doctor and they would simply get on the with the
examination and
> probably not acknowledge that you were nude at all. They would
probably make a
> notation in your medical record about your behavior.
>
> > Any other ideas?
>
> Yes, I have other ideas. Go to your doctor and do what they ask you
to do and
> cooperate during your physical examination and tell your doctor
anything you think
> important. Be sure to react if your doctor does something to you
that causes
> discomfort or pain of any kind. Nothing the doctor does should hurt
a healthy
> person at all. She will be exerting pressure on you in various ways
and you
> should let her know if anything hurts.
>
> > Also, I would like to know what everyone else experiences. What is
the most
> > common practice for doctors with male patients?
>
> If your doctor is giving you a COMPLETE physical examination, she
will be checking
> your nipples, dick, balls, prostate and your abdomen. She will be
listening to
> your heart and lungs and she will look in your ears and eyes. As
part of this
> examination she may ask you to give her a urine specimen and she will
probably
> have blood drawn by her nurse for blood tests.
>
> > Do they make you strip and wear a gown?
>
> People who work in doctor's offices and hospitals always do
everything possible to
> protect the privacy of the patients. For a completely physical you
will be asked
> to strip and put on a robe but your doctor will visually inspect your
intire body
> during the course of the examination. That's very important! She
will simply do
> that in a very professional way that she believes will respect your
privacy to the
> maximum possible under the circumstances and you won't even be aware
of most of
> happening.
>
> > Do they make you strip down to just your underwear? Do they
> > make you strip nude?
>
> You will have to be nude for a complete physical examination. You
will be given a
> robe to wear but I'm sure the doctor wouldn't mind if you didn't. It
would make
> things clumsy for you if you didn't wear the robe and that would be
about it. I
> can assure you the doctor would be bewildered about why you were not
wearing the
> robe but it wouldn't interfere with her performing her duty. She
would simply
> ignore the fact that you were nude or she might ask you if you would
be more
> comfortable in a robe. One way or another, she would proceed with
the
> examination. Doctors have no time to waste.
>
> > Has a doctor ever asked you to change into something
> > else, like a jock-strap?
>
> There would be no reason for a doctor to ask you to wear anything but
a robe.
>
> > Does the doctor do the exam alone or does the nurse
> > stay in the room?
>
> You will surely be alone with your doctor during the entire
examination. The
> nurse will check your blood pressure and pulse and possibly give you
an EKG. Then
> the nurse will ask you some basic questions to spare the doctor that
chore and
> then she will hand you a robe and tell you to strip naked and to wear
the robe so
> that the opening is in the back. Then she will leave the examination
room and you
> will wait for the doctor.
>
> > My mother is a doctor and I can assure that any doctor that has
been practicing
> > medicine for a year will have encountered every situation that is
possible
> > between a doctor and a patient. You can count on this, your doctor
will be
> > professional and do a good examination and then she will talk to
you about what
> > she has found out. You will get the chance to ask her questions
and she will
> > tell what blood work she plans to order. If you have any special
requests for
> > tests, this would be the time to speak up. Your doctor will
probably ask you
> > some questions and you should be completely honest and candid with
her.
>
> You were very wise to pick a female doctor. Female doctors have a
remarkably
> lower rate of 'burn-out' than male doctors. Studies at hospitals,
using interns
> as observers, have proved that female doctor are ten times more
likely to wash
> their hands after visiting the bathroom before returning to work than
male
> doctors. A small thing but very, very important.
>
> Many guys enjoy having physical examinations. I do. It just seems
to me that you
> may possibly have some completely unrealistic expectations about what
is going to
> happen at the doctor's office. I can tell you one thing for sure.
No doctor is
> going to risk the serious consequences of having ANY untoward contact
with a
> patient. The penalties for this are severe and careery-ruining.
>
> I hope all of this has been helpful to you. I am willing to discuss
this further
> with you if you like.
>
> It is exciting to have a complete physical examination by a doctor.
>
>
> Joe
>
> >
Jake D
fairness to her, I have experienced some discomfort during the
testicular cancer check with a male doctor, too.
Bill S
and a male assistant when she check my scrotum and prostate. No doctor is
going to jeopardize their career by being alone with a patient of the
opposite sex, if they do they are stupid and if the patient doesn't demand a
third party to the exam, they are just as stupid. Go post your crap some
where else.
Bill S. in AZ
Mark
Secondly I think your screen name, "Loaded", is more indicative of how much
you'd had to drink before you wrote this tripe......
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Robert E. Lewis
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> Well, first of all I don't believe this BS....
I just thought the original poster left off the usual first paragraph to his
story:
'Dear Penthouse Forum,
'I always thought your stories were all made up, until the following hot
true story happened to me...'
Dario Western
Dario Western
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Mystery Meat
pant load sounds more like some doctor fantasy and possibly this same
response was sent in to Penthouse for their "Letters" forum. Puh-leaze
Mary.
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Jim .
to me, and worse, get off on it! Eeeeewwww. Seriously, you were
sexually abused. You need to SUE your HMO and you must report the
incident to the local police department for criminal prosecution. You
were sexually assaulted by a person in a professional position of trust.
That pus-oozing, yeast-impacted cunt should lose her license to practice
medicine and be thrown in prison. The next time it may be a -juvenile-
male she does it to. She is sick. You have an obligation to report her
activities to the authorities.