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SOME HUMAN BEANS SHOULD'VE BEEN LEFT ON THE VINE TO ROT

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Nov 20, 2009, 12:32:31 PM11/20/09
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The International Internet Commission (ICC) is on my
back AGAIN. It has ordered me to remove my posting,
"Human Beans Who Should've Never Been Born."
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Furthermore, it demands that I apologize to all those
I have offended (just like you're supposed to do in church
on Sunday morning or in the final moments before you die.).
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OKAY, so I'm sorry. Is THAT good enough?
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I wish the ICC would mind its own business but I have no
recourse but to remove the following as soon as this apology
has been posted.
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After today, it will be speeding towards outer space
where I'm sure the extraterrestrials will like it so much
that they will add it to their Bookmarks.
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ABORTION CANDIDATES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
Adolph Hitler
http://www.topnews.in/files/adolf-hitler.jpg
Rush Limbaugh
http://www.impiousdigest.com/rush_fatass.jpg
Josef Stalin
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2632/3946031891_f9c4931b58.jpg
Glenn Beck
http://thebruceblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/glennbeck.jpg
Sarah Palin
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/11/26/palin_turkey.jpg
Atilla the Hun
Dr. Evil
http://www.tqnyc.org/2009/00766/dr-evil.jpg
Sen. Joe McCarthy
Sean Hannity
http://www.berezobama.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hannity_nazi1.jpg
Genghis Khan
Annie (Douchebag) Coulter
George W. Bush
Richard (Don't Call Me a Dick) Cheney
Donald Rumsfeld
http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/jetfueldees.jpg
Idi Amin
Bill O'Reilly
http://images.chron.com/blogs/beltwayconfidential/oreillyno.jpg
Michele Bachmann
Michelle Malkin
Richard Dawkins
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
David Iain Greig
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
Karl Rove
http://hairybeast.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/karl_rove-ss.jpg
Rudy Giuliani
J. Edgar Hoover
Poor Bernie Madoff
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American College of Dentists
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American Educational Research Association
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On Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:32:31 -0800 (PST),
"Whoops!" <amerikan...@hotmail.com> wrote:


The following MAY just be a SPOOF.

(If so, you can disregard my comments that follow.)

BUT -- just in case there IS an attempt at censorship
being made as you described, **I** am quite happy to
RE-POST and CONTINUE the existence of the following.

Because NO one EVER censors ME!! ***NO*** one!!

Not NOW. Not EVER!! Whoever that "IIC" is that
you're talking about is -- if it exists, and if it really thinks
it can CENSOR people -- I have THIS to say to it!! ---

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> The International Internet Commission (ICC) is on my
> back AGAIN. It has ordered me to remove my posting,
> "Human Beans Who Should've Never Been Born."
>
> Furthermore, it demands that I apologize to all those
> I have offended (just like you're supposed to do in church
> on Sunday morning or in the final moments before you die.).

If so, what a CROCK!

**IF** so -- YOU should have given them the finger!!


>
> OKAY, so I'm sorry. Is THAT good enough?

This whole thing either is satirical, OR you are a wimp.

> I wish the ICC would mind its own business but I have no
> recourse but to remove the following as soon as this apology
> has been posted.

Bullcrap. IF that were true, you should KEEP posting it!

>Bernie Madoff
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I have NO idea what the list below has to do with any
of the above...

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