WHY WE HAVE NO BALLS IN OUR HALLOWED HALLS

[ignorant bastard]

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Not even scroungy, pathetic-looking testacles like these . . .
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/The_scrotum071007.jpg
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AND THE OBVIOUS ANSWER IS . . .
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Vested interests!
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OR: Do I want to find myself on the street corner selling apples?
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Here are two prime examples of
Don't Touch Truth With a 15-Foot Pole.
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GOOD GAWD! Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again!
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http://www.edconrad.org
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YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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http://www.edconrad.com
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GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
Ed's dead, you said!
I hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And I've run out of medication.
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Ed Conrad
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