JUST LIKE HUMPTY DUMPTY, TEXAS RANGER FAN HAD A GREAT FALL

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ST. LOUIS, MO. (Rueters) -- The
madman who killed himself while dive
bombing off the Gateway Arch hours
after the Cardinals won baseball's
World Series has been identified.
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Police said DNA has confirmed the
bloody corpse as one George W. Bush,
a resident of Crawford, TX; a one-time
owner of the Texas Rangers (who must've
still owned a lot of stock in the team);
and for eight years President of the
United States.
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"We'll miss him," said Dick Cheney,
a one-time pinochle-playing partner as
well as Vice President under his watch.
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sports.baseball.ny-yankees/browse_...
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Georgie, who was never too bright,
was born with a sliver crowbar in his
mouth which later proved detrimental
during his Presidential speeches.
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http://lh3.ggpht.com/-n8wecFvAfFc/RTGYy2JGABI/AAAAAAAAACQ/nNyXqGWH_KY...
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Who can ever forget these memorable
quotations, these pearls of wisdom.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EvNJWM_NDg
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"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"
-- Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
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"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings
take dream."
-- La Crosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
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"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
-- Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000
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"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going
to have a draft."
-- Presidential debate in St. Louis, Oct. 8, 2004
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"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able
to pass a literacy test.''
-- Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001
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"Too many good docs are getting out of the business.
Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love
with women all across this country."
-- Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
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"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably
In Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you.
Fool me -- you can't get fooled again."
-- Nashville, Tenn. Sept. 17, 2002
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"I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully."
-- Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
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"They misunderestimated me."
-- Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so
re we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm
our country and our people, and neither do we."
-- Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8pvU1iyT3c
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Early reports seemed to indicate that the
man who splattered on the sidewalk was
one Ed Conrad but this was quickly dismissed
after it was learned poor Ed doesn't even have
enough money to take a bus to St. Looie.
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ED CONRAD
http://www.edconrad.org
http://www.edconrad.com
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This URL doesn't mean diddly.
http://www.edconrad.com/wellread.html