Chocolate, for RC and others
choddie
used to buy pound-size chunks of choklit and gnaw on it while reading in bed
at night.
choddie
embie wrote:
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> post/mail
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> usually i don't post these, but i thought of RC so many times while i was
> reading this. i mean, the entire thing was read in my mind in the same
> "voice" that she has aquired over the past four or so years. are you
> sure there's not an alter named tim that we just haven't found out about
> yet?
>
> the one they forgot to mention was the chocolate "high," but maybe
> there's a part II somewhere.
>
> peas, but not peas in chockolate,
> embies
>
> Today's Humour was submitted by Timothy W. Braselton
>
> ______________________________________________________
>
> Chocolate Rules!
>
> If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it
> too slowly.
>
> Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries
> all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
>
> The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the
> store in hot car.
>
> The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
>
> Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge
> off your appetite and you'll eat less. A nice box of chocolates can
> provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that
> handy?
>
> If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if
> you can't eat all your chocolate, what is wrong with you?
>
> If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
> Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the
> chocolate to protect themselves.
>
> If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is
> that a balanced diet?
>
> Money talks. Chocolate sings.
>
> Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look >
> younger.
>
> Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics
> Anonymous?
>
> A. Because no one wants to quit.
>
> If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top
> pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
>
> Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
> That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
>
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