LET IT BRAIN, LET IT BRAIN, LET IT BRAIN . . .

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SCARECROW (sadly): I haven't got a brain...
DOROTHY: How can you TALK if you haven't got a brain?
SCARECROW: I don't know . . . But SOME PEOPLE without brains do an
awful lot of talking...
DOROTHY: Yes, I guess you're right.
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< SCARECROW MEETS THE WIZARD OF OZ
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SCARECROW: "I wish I had a brain. If I did, I probably would've known
how to scare the crows."
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WIZARD: Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre
commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the earth or
slinks through slimy seas has a brain.
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Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning,
where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they
think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. But they
have one thing you haven't got: A DIPLOMA.
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THE WIZARD HANDS THE SCARECROW A SHEEPSKIN
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SCARECROW (tickled pink): The sum of the square roots of any two sides
of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining
side. Oh joy! Rapture! I've got a brain! How can I ever thank you
enough?
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WIZARD: You can't.
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Do YOU have a brain or a fungus between your ears?
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http://www.edconrad.org
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"We can forgive a child who is afraid
of the dark. The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid of the light."
-- Plato
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"Be ashamed to die until you have won
some victory for mankind."
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< Conclusion to commencement
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"You're not only fighting the man in the ring.
Ed. You're also fighting the referee and the
thee judges."
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< World-Famous Philosopher
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ANTHROPOLOGY ASSOCIATIONS
THAT OWE ED CONRAD AN APOLOGY
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(If they apologize, Ed promises
never to show their picture again)
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTER'L ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
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