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Feb 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/20/98
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This week it is my privilege to introduce you to humorist Scott
Nickel's childrens' jokes! Enjoy these treats with (or without)
your kids!
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic pork!
What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?
An ailin’ alien.
Why did the spider like computers?
Because he had his own Web site.
Where do baby cows eat lunch?
At a calf-ateria.
What do you call the person who tutors monsters?
A creature teacher.
What do you call a sleeping prehistoric animal?
A dina-snore!
What kind of cookies do cats like?
Chocolate chirp cookies.
What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?
LO
Scott can be reached at the email address below:
Scott Nickel
sni...@ix.netcom.com
Copyright 1998 Scott Nickel. All rights reserved.
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