Stealing a laptop Advice needed
dr. Baf
computer. I went to steal one from the shop we have here in the USA
called Electronics City and I became very disheartened. This is
because the
laptop was attached to a kind of cable and it also seemed to have some
kind of alarm system attached to it's USB slot. Anyone here be kind
enough to tell me of a way you've figured around this security
system?
On a side note, If I do manage to somehow get the laptop free from the
damn wires, how do I get them past the electronic tags they have at
the exits? I mean, if i carry the laptop over my head, above the
height of the electronic scanners, or even if I pass the laptop on the
side of the electronic tags away from the door (in the gap between
the electronic sensor and the rest of the store), will the alarms
still go off? What I'm trying to say is, do the electric scanners at
the exists have 360 degree coverage, or is the coverage only between
the gaps between the 2 sensors?
Finally, if stealing from the electric store is too hard, can anyone
here be kind enough to tell me of an easier way to scam a free
laptop? Thanks and bye friends.
TC in Ct
Why am I thinking dr Baf didnt write this? Tom in Ct
Ronald Emerson
Don't worry Dr baf, since you have severe depression Obama will have
the goverment give you a laptop as part of the health care bill.
Ronald Emerson. Is it June 2010 yet?
Joe J.
"TC in Ct" <tc1...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Of course he didn't, he was out using match plays.
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Joe J. in LV
Double Down Now!
>
> On a side note, If I do manage to somehow get the laptop free from the
> damn wires, how do I get them past the electronic tags they have at
> the exits? I mean, if i carry the laptop over my head, above the
> height of the electronic scanners, or even if I pass the laptop on the
> side of the electronic tags away from the door (in the gap between
> the electronic sensor and the rest of the store), will the alarms
> still go off? What I'm trying to say is, do the electric scanners at
> the exists have 360 degree coverage, or is the coverage only between
> the gaps between the 2 sensors?
>
As long as you carry the laptop over your head AND wrap it in your
underwear while singin' the Battle Hymn of the Republic the sensors
won't go off.....
dr. Baf
>
> Why am I thinking dr Baf didnt write this? Tom in Ct-
I guess one reason because I didn't, but I find it
amusing.
To my clone, you don't cover your tracks well
enough and I know who you are.
dr. Baf
earthpots
a) Those laptops in displays usually have no batteries, and the power cable
is fed through a small hole into a power strip in a locked cabin underneath.
No power, useless laptop; unless you can score a compatable replacement
power cable and/or battery.
b) If you are on any kind of benefits for disability, and you get arrested
and charged with a felony, your disability payments will stop, and you'll go
to jail.
c) Freecycle or a thrift shop. Won't be the latest with bells-n-whistles,
but it'll be free or cheap.
d) If you are just trolling, NOTA applies to you.
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> "I have run rings around you logically". Monty Python
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> with 'msn'.
Do you suck black dick?
bobinNY
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> >On Oct 5, 5:40 pm, I LOVE CHEESEWHEELS
> ><cheesewhe...@crazyfactory.cheese> wrote:
> >> On Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:52:35 -0700 (PDT), "dr. Baf"
> >> <slaza...@yahoo.com> wrote this stuff here :
>
> >> >Finally, if stealing from the electric store is too hard, can anyone
> >> >here be kind enough to tell me of an easier way to scam a free
> >> >laptop?
>
> >> Republican party.
>
> >Better than joining the party of that loser with barely a 50% approval
> >rating.
>
> Uh, this was said when he had 70%+ and again at 65%, then 62%
So the worse the rating the better he is huh?
>
> Every time he gets a new approval ratings the THUGLICUNTS say "He is
> barely holding on to a INSERT LOWEST POLLING DATA NUMBER HERE."
> Then insert something about his wife's looks.
She DOES look like a baboon.
Jackie O. she ain't :-)
>
> It's beyond dumb to think this economy is Obama's fault with under 9
> months in office compared to all that republican utopia for the past 8
> years. I suppose we could blame clinton too, I'm sure some radio host
> will skip W and blame this on clinton./..
>
''
Bill Clinton did amend fannie mae to give people making 10 bucks a hour a
house, then legalized derrivitives so morgages sold in packages could be
insured, cost several trillion in bailouts, 60 minutes said several time
more than the Iraq war.
Gerald Abrahamson
Clinton couldn't amend anything (because he did not have the
authority)--but the Republican't Congress could, and did.
So, you are now formally acknowledging the Republican'ts
bobinNY
"Gerald Abrahamson" <jer...@visi.com> wrote in message
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BIl Clinton sigend the bill, He was the CEO, Commander in Chief, Obama said
out loud, the buck stop here, which presidents does the buck not stop here
with, was his staff getting blow jobs? Bush was blamed for IRAQ because he
was CEO even though dem congress approved going to war. bottom line is
Clinton said he wanted people to get houses and he pushed and was in favor
of it, if we no longer hold leaders accountable we are going to have too
many enrons. Legalizing derrivitives was a HUGE mistake.
Gerald Abrahamson
Good try, but you failed again.
Congressional Republican'ts attached their law as an
amendment to a "must pass" bill at the last bill--thus
meaning the US govt would be shut down if it was not passed.
Plus, there were no problems under Clinton--because the
regulations were not changed. GWB and the Repblican't
Congress essentially removed the regulations they were
supposed to enforce--thus permitting bad loans to become the
predominent factor in the second GWB economic collapse--this
one in 2007.
Relayer
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> > On Tue, 6 Oct 2009 18:38:13 -0800, "bobinNY"
> > <B...@eqifax.com> wrote:
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----< He signed it because republicans had a clear majority and would
have overidden a veto anyway.
He was the CEO, Commander in Chief, Obama said
> out loud, the buck stop here, which presidents does the buck not stop here
> with, was his staff getting blow jobs? �Bush was blamed for IRAQ because he
> was CEO even though dem congress approved going to war.
--> It was a rebublican congress
�b
ottom line is
> Clinton said he wanted people to get houses and he pushed and was in favor
> of it, �if we no longer hold leaders accountable we are going to have too
> many enrons. Legalizing derrivitives was a HUGE mistake.- Hide quoted text -
----< The entire housing bubble happened from 2001-2005..under a
republican congress and president.
> - Show quoted text -
Mike Gibson
When someone hits your nose does crap shoot out your ears?
Twayne
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I assume you've submitted the relevant reports then?
Cheers,
Twayne`