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Re: HOBO JOE: IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE
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Meltdarok
Dec 24, 2009, 12:34:52 PM12/24/09
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On 12/24/2009 10:23 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> It started when Hobo Joe and Lisa were outside Walmart last Tuesday,
> panhandling the shoppers while pretending to be greeters. Standing
> beside the main entrance in the snowy morning freeze, Joe was guzzling
> some Mad Dog 20-20, his alcohol flushed mug redder than a bloody turd
> swimming in a truck stop toilet. It wasn't long before the Mad Dog
> filled his bladder, and he started pissing freely, like a cow on a flat
> rock, without a goddamn care in the world. That's when a security guard,
> farting around out in the car park in his would-be official golf cart,
> noticed Joe and the rivulet of piss streaming down the cement. One old
> bitch with ironed gray hair and legs like two telephone poles was making
> quite a commotion, throwing her hands up in the air, pointing at Joe's
> limp penis, which sorta dangled out the zipper of his shit smeared
> jeans. She stood there shaking a finger at his cock. As this ruckus was
> happening, Lisa began to slunk away like a frightened alley cat facing a
> vicious pit-bull.
>
> As Joe sought to explain the situation, slurring most of his words, the
> fatass Filipino guard was screwing his face up into a hideous mask.
> Shoppers passed by, shaking their heads and starring, as Lisa snuck
> away, weaving through the tangle of parked cars in the huge parking lot,
> headed for their hang-out place in the park. Along the way she was
> delighted to discover a half-devoured saliva drenched big mac in a bus
> stop trashcan, and she snatched it outa there. Fortunately the flies
> hadn't been at the burger too long, she decided, and shoved the moist
> buns and cold meat in her hungry yap. She didn't see Joe again until the
> next afternoon, when the cops let him outa detox. But he was all cleaned
> up, which was a great gift to him for Christmas.
>
> Merry Christmas to all,
> From The Diary of Homeless Lisa
> It started when Hobo Joe and Lisa were outside Walmart last Tuesday,
> panhandling the shoppers while pretending to be greeters. Standing
> beside the main entrance in the snowy morning freeze, Joe was guzzling
> some Mad Dog 20-20, his alcohol flushed mug redder than a bloody turd
> swimming in a truck stop toilet. It wasn't long before the Mad Dog
> filled his bladder, and he started pissing freely, like a cow on a flat
> rock, without a goddamn care in the world. That's when a security guard,
> farting around out in the car park in his would-be official golf cart,
> noticed Joe and the rivulet of piss streaming down the cement. One old
> bitch with ironed gray hair and legs like two telephone poles was making
> quite a commotion, throwing her hands up in the air, pointing at Joe's
> limp penis, which sorta dangled out the zipper of his shit smeared
> jeans. She stood there shaking a finger at his cock. As this ruckus was
> happening, Lisa began to slunk away like a frightened alley cat facing a
> vicious pit-bull.
>
> As Joe sought to explain the situation, slurring most of his words, the
> fatass Filipino guard was screwing his face up into a hideous mask.
> Shoppers passed by, shaking their heads and starring, as Lisa snuck
> away, weaving through the tangle of parked cars in the huge parking lot,
> headed for their hang-out place in the park. Along the way she was
> delighted to discover a half-devoured saliva drenched big mac in a bus
> stop trashcan, and she snatched it outa there. Fortunately the flies
> hadn't been at the burger too long, she decided, and shoved the moist
> buns and cold meat in her hungry yap. She didn't see Joe again until the
> next afternoon, when the cops let him outa detox. But he was all cleaned
> up, which was a great gift to him for Christmas.
>
> Merry Christmas to all,
> From The Diary of Homeless Lisa
Merry Christmas Colonel Edmund J. Burke,
Smack them lips and devour that meaty Big MAC
on the subway while all those people watch you!
You know you refuse to hide it as people watch
you shiver in ecstasy while your shit lined pants
reek of the basal dick reaming you LOVE so much!
--
Meltdarok
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Dec 24, 2009, 12:44:08 PM12/24/09
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"Meltdarok" <melt...@aol.com> wrote in message
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LOL
George Dance
Dec 24, 2009, 3:03:00 PM12/24/09
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What don't you want for Christmas this year?
Alrah
Dec 24, 2009, 3:21:03 PM12/24/09
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On 24 Dec, 20:03, George Dance <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
> What don't you want for Christmas this year?
> What don't you want for Christmas this year?
Anymore commercial xmas cards.
charles
Dec 24, 2009, 4:00:54 PM12/24/09
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"George Dance" <george...@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
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> What don't you want for Christmas this year?
Pretty much anything, I have too much stuff now. Peace of Earth might be
nice, maybe I'll wish for that.
Rhiannon
Dec 24, 2009, 5:19:25 PM12/24/09
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> On 12/24/2009 10:23 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
Don't be a dick. A military man should have more class. Happy Holidays
Colonel.
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Rhi
Rhiannon
Dec 24, 2009, 5:21:44 PM12/24/09
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Alrah wrote:
> On 24 Dec, 20:03, George Dance <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
>> What don't you want for Christmas this year?
> On 24 Dec, 20:03, George Dance <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
>> What don't you want for Christmas this year?
For my gallbladder to dance the day away.
--
Rhi
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Dec 24, 2009, 5:34:33 PM12/24/09
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"Rhiannon" <rhia...@rogers.com> wrote in message
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so should a real college professor
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Dec 24, 2009, 5:35:08 PM12/24/09
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"George Dance" <george...@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
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> What don't you want for Christmas this year?
crossposted messages
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Dec 25, 2009, 10:25:26 AM12/25/09
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"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Percy Pervert told Santa Claus to bring him a jar of Vaseline to go with his
new anal dildo, lol!!
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Dec 25, 2009, 10:26:28 AM12/25/09
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Alan Harding
Dec 25, 2009, 4:35:53 AM12/25/09
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In message <hh0phn$ra5$1...@news.datemas.de>, Rhiannon
<rhia...@rogers.com> writes
<rhia...@rogers.com> writes
No more crashes like 5.50 this morning.
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The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
Meltdarok
Dec 25, 2009, 5:11:21 PM12/25/09
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What did your children find under the tree this year Colonel?
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Meltdarok
Rhiannon
Dec 25, 2009, 11:00:14 PM12/25/09
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Alan Harding wrote:
> In message <hh0phn$ra5$1...@news.datemas.de>, Rhiannon
> <rhia...@rogers.com> writes
>> Alrah wrote:
>>> On 24 Dec, 20:03, George Dance <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
>
>>>> What don't you want for Christmas this year?
>>
>> For my gallbladder to dance the day away.
>
> No more crashes like 5.50 this morning.
> In message <hh0phn$ra5$1...@news.datemas.de>, Rhiannon
> <rhia...@rogers.com> writes
>> Alrah wrote:
>>> On 24 Dec, 20:03, George Dance <georgedanc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
>
>>>> What don't you want for Christmas this year?
>>
>> For my gallbladder to dance the day away.
>
> No more crashes like 5.50 this morning.
Oh oh. My gallbladder was on its best behaviour. How have you faired since
the crash? I hope the day got a little better.
--
Rhi
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Dec 27, 2009, 1:38:19 PM12/27/09
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JD Chase
Oct 21, 2018, 12:25:52 AM10/21/18
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Young people can be so rude and mean and nasty and thoughtless! A few young college girls were complaining and joking about a "hobo" sitting in the library, joking about squirting him with Juice... thankfully a young man confronted them for acting like "assholes"... some people just lack decency and kindness, empathy and compassion... very sad...
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Oct 21, 2018, 4:19:16 PM10/21/18
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On 2018-10-20 9:25 PM, JD Chase wrote:
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> Young people can be so rude and mean and nasty and thoughtless! A few young college girls were complaining and joking about a "hobo" sitting in the library, joking about squirting him with Juice... thankfully a young man confronted them for acting like "assholes"... some people just lack decency and kindness, empathy and compassion... very sad...
>
you do that everytime you repost old posts
>
> Young people can be so rude and mean and nasty and thoughtless! A few young college girls were complaining and joking about a "hobo" sitting in the library, joking about squirting him with Juice... thankfully a young man confronted them for acting like "assholes"... some people just lack decency and kindness, empathy and compassion... very sad...
>
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