Restraints

[Discordia]

michelle downunder coughed...
>"Bobby-Jo" <sevenwhi...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns930B6BD0949...@130.133.1.4...
> > Hi y'all!
> >
> > I've been a lurker on this group for a few weeks now and I've got a
> > question you might be able to help me with.
> >
> > I'm mum to four darling tots - Tyson (7), Madison (5), Skylar (2), and
> > my new, as-yet unnamed angel (2 months old but we're still waffling
> > between
> > Corbin and Korey). They light up my life, I would never survive without
> > them.
> >
> > But their father and I are having some problems. It seems that whenever
> > we're having sexual relations, just as he's gotten me cuffed to the
> > bedposts, the baby will cry. Murphy's law, I guess! By the time he's
> > gotten me unhooked to go tend to the baby, he's usually quite worked up,
> > and my PVC corset is a bitch to get off for breastfeeding. The baby's
> > howls wake the other kids up, and by the time we've gotten them back to
> > sleep my husband's not in the mood anymore.
> >
> > So here's my question - does anyone know of a method of restraint that's
> > easy to get out of in a pinch but still sexy? My husband says he just
> > can't do it without tying me up first, I've put on a lot of weight since
> > having the kids and that's the only thing that turns him on anymore.
> > I've tried leaving breastmilk in bottles in the fridge so he can warm
> > them up and run and take care of the baby, but usually the sight of him
> > in his leather chaps scares the little tyke.
> >
> > Any suggestions? We've tried velcro, but that just doesn't hold tight
> > enough during our lovemaking. Some sort of homemade equipment, maybe?
> > I'm not bad at sewing, does anyone have a pattern?
> >
> > Thanks in advance!
> >
> > Becky-Jo <3
> can we please not cross post this!

aww, but crossposting is fun!

[Discordia]

"michelle downunder" <shel...@shellydoo.fateback.com> wrote in message
news:et9u2vkme004a3a82...@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 22 Jan 2003 12:50:27 +0200, "Discordia"
> <unbro...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >michelle downunder coughed...
>
> /cuts all the excess groups
>
> you'd be coughing too, if you lived in bushfire territory
>
> {{hugs}} for your need to cross post, it must be a horrible afliction

{{{{{{{{{{{{{Michelle}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Yes, yes it is. I'm in therapy for it. Crossposters Anonymous. Helped a lot
of sick folks like me. But it is tough to overcome, I won't deny it. Just as
I think I'm beating the urge, I slip again, and the next thing you know I'm
crossposting like madde. Perhaps I ought to purchase those
hard-to-get-out-of restraints from Becky-Bo.