Who or Whom are spreading ugly rumours about Hope?
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Tromeny <nos...@newsranger.com> wrote:
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> Although I tend to recall he may have died? Is this true?
Ronald M. Hope, 47nd President Of the United Americas, died on
the date posted here, just two days after the Official
Notification of Death Department.
He is survived by his wife of 80 years, Her Royal Highness Queen
Flatula of Ho-Ho-Kus.
Funeral arrangements have not yet been announced, pending
notification of the immediate family.
Hope started out life as a very small child.
It wasn't until his emergence as a national figure, that he
became very well known or even tolerated by anyone, from his
favorite pet Skippy, to the next-door neighbors, Hootie and Reba
MacSkippington, of the Clan McSkippington.
Reba remembers Hope this way:
"The guy that lived over the old Hope place for forty years? We
didn't see him too much. Stayed to hisself, you know? Kept a
goat out back. Sometimes at night we'd hear him calling out to
the goat, "Hey, Skippy, please let me out! I'll be good this
time, I swear it!"
Once he managed to raise an army and conquer Honduras,
opportunities began to call upon the small man from Nebraska
with the shiny forehead. His name was Burt, and he met Ronald
Hope when they both attended a lecture at the local strip club.
TOMORROW:
Part Two of
The LIFE and DEATH of HOPE
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