The Spammish Inquisition (was: "Go away. You have no friends here.")
Fred Cherry
lisa cohen <lco...@midway.uchicago.edu> writes:
>Brian Kane wrote:
>>
>> Robert Coren:
>> >Mike McKinley:
>> >>I dreamt last night that there was a
>> >>soc.motss conference meeting where we all met in a panel discussion
>> >>setting. It was sorta like a cross between an AA meeting and the
>> >>Spanish Inquisition.
>> >
>> >I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
*I* didn't expect the Spammish Inquisition.
>>
>> And now I have HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I mindworms, thank you.
>>
>> "...Oh what a day, for an auto da fe!"
This reminds me of a poem on the occasion when New York City increased the
fine for double-parking.
POME
This latest auto da fe
Means more cash that we'll have to pay
It won't cause a ripple
'Cause now we'll park tripple
In chassis to chassis array!!
>that's "candide," no?
>lisa
Did you ever read "Candy", by Terry Southern, a parody of Candide?
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