tendjewberrymud (read and all will become clear)
kaz
any unfamiliar words phonetically. It's amazing, you will
understand what 'tendjewberrymud' means by the end of the
conversation. This has been nominated for best email of
1999. The following is a telephone conversation between a
hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia. The call
was recorded and later published in the Far East Economic
Review.
Here goes....
Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled
please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
'judo one toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow inglish
mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying
'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No...just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, > > >
and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G: "You're welcome"
Hope you all enjoyed and laughed as much as I did...
Kaz
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Kenneth G
Very funny..
Thanks
Kenneth G
kaz
posting jokes etc. I have learned a lot from this group
but can't stop myself from posting when I read something
extremely amusing. In fact I am addicted, truly I am.
When I get home from work I shove my dad off the PC so I
can find out what's been happening!!!!
Kaz
Kevin Wagner
Kevin
kaz <kaz...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Maryjo Lawton
Oh goodie, I love the jokes and stuff ... It takes your mind even temp.
off other things ... and humor is good for the soul
plus ... you are in good company with all of us who are addicted to ASCC
Maryjo - who is so serious all the time ... and polishes her halo every
chance she gets LOL
come visit my homepage:
"http://community.webtv.net/MaryjoL/MYPAGE"
Rebecca :-)
Rebecca :-)
Goodboie1 <good...@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
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> Kaz-
>
> Without humor, I wouldn't have been able to get through some of my
toughest
> days. IMHO, keep em coming!
>
> Thanks for the laugh..
> Be well-
> Tracy
>
> my homepage:
> http://home.talkcity.com/ParadiseDr/goodboie/index.html
>
> : ) smile - it makes people wonder what you're up to!