A Breederific 12 Days of Giftmas
Ryenna
needs some creative sylable work so I broke up the words.
The 12 Days of Giftmas
On the first day of Giftmas the breeders forced on me:
Their pa-ra-ah-sitic ba-by.
On the second day of Giftmas the breeders forced on me:
Two SUVs...
On the third day of Giftmas the breeders forced on me:
Three homeless pets...
On the fourth day of Giftmas the breeders forced on me:
Four broken vases...
On the fifth day of Giftmas the breeders forced on me:
Five Diaper Loads!
On the sixth day of Giftmas the breeders forced on me:
Six sticky handprints...
On the seventh day of Giftmas the breeders forced on me:
Seven slobby toddlers...
On the eighth day of Giftmas the breeders forced on me:
Eight Moos a-milking...
On the ninth day of Giftmas the breeders forced on me:
Nine months of maternity...
On the tenth day of Giftmas the breeders forced on me:
Ten Duh-dies bragging...
On the eleventh day of Giftmas the breeders forced on me:
Eleven entitlement whines...
On the twelfth day of Giftmas the breeders forced on me:
Twelve trendy teens...
Eleven entitlement whines...
Ten Duh-dies bragging...
Nine months of maternity...
Eight Moos a-milking...
Seven slobby toddlers...
Six sticky handprints...
Five Diaper Loads!
Four broken vases...
Three homeless pets...
Two SUVs...
And their parasitic baby!
Thanks go to my fiance and my friend Jen for helping with the lyrics.
-Ry (happy holidays folks)
--
"Hey kids, check out my BONE SAW!"
-Manny Calavera "Grim Fandango"
Kari Levstik
ARCHIVIST! This is too funny!
Kari
--
Don & Kari Levstik
kdle...@worldnet.att.net
"Ain't" is a proper word. When you look at the floor
you don't say, "look at tem isn'ts!" you say look at
tem ain'ts!"
The Iron Doormat
> The 12 Days of Giftmas
>
> On the first day of Giftmas the breeders forced on me:
> Their pa-ra-ah-sitic ba-by.
I second that archive call. Sheer brilliance!
This first one really strikes home, as my brother just sent me his first
post-baby e-mail, which included the line, "when are you going to come down
here to visit your new nephew?" Hmmm, travel from Seattle to Phoenix just
to see a baybee? Yeah, THAT'S gonna happen.
Missy
--
"You just can't change an idiot's mind.
That's what makes him an idiot."
Ryenna
Why thank you, and thanks to Kari as well.
I feel all warm and fuzzy now. Awww.
-Ry