Small rant: Dear Breeders.
Linda Causey
I know that you have developed some kind of selective hearing that causes
you to not hear the ear piercing shreiks of your cunt droppings but here is
a clue that the little bastard may be a tad loud. If I have to climb up
three flights of stairs and walk down a 100 foot hallway to inform you that
the creature which oozed from your cunt like a Rocky Balboa* turd is
disturbing me and that you should not be encouraging it to squeal like that,
especially in an academic setting, then perhaps it is a bit loud.
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Another observation: the freshmen are going through orientation, along with
their parents. An unusual number of these parents have a shriekling under
three years old, as well as, a kid entering college. What is up with that?
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*Rocky Balboa turd - a turd that takes much effort to pass and hurts you so
much during the passage that you look and feel like Rocky Balboa at the end
of the first Rocky movie. When finished you feel like yelling, "Adrienne,
Adrienne", when you emerge from the bathroom.
--
Linda Causey
http://Toonhead.tripod.com/
"I hated to kill them all but they needed to be taught a lesson." - Ralph
Phillips
Caelan
am SICK of paying hundreds for a class only to hear nothing but
'Quietly Fussing(TM) and sometimes, outright screaming. One asshole
brought cars for his kid. All I heard was VROOM VROOM throughout the
entire class.
Caelan.
Paul M. Cook┊
"Linda Causey" <l...@tca.net> wrote in message
news:9l18ru$pbq$1...@news.tamu.edu...
> Dear Breeders,
>
> I know that you have developed some kind of selective hearing that causes
> you to not hear the ear piercing shreiks of your cunt droppings but here
is
> a clue that the little bastard may be a tad loud. If I have to climb up
> three flights of stairs and walk down a 100 foot hallway to inform you
that
> the creature which oozed from your cunt like a Rocky Balboa* turd is
> disturbing me and that you should not be encouraging it to squeal like
that,
> especially in an academic setting, then perhaps it is a bit loud.
See that is what really gets me. Those assholes not only just condone the
behavior by ignoring it, they actively encourage it. I saw this same thing
recently in my favorite Japanese restaurant. Couple of grand breeders with
a toddler ticking and cooing it and teasing it into ever more intense
shrieks. Every time it was like "ohhhhh, soo cyooot!"
AAYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! "so cyoooooooooooottttt"
AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "aren't we so pwecious"
<tickle tickle tickle>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE
EEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naturally, my death stares were greeted with beaming smiles of delight from
the boobs who ruined an expensive dinner.
Paul
Gutterboy
Talk about your spinal moments. Next time this happens, you need to raise your
hand and state -- politely -- that you can't concentrate on the lesson because
of the noise. If you know anyone in the class who will "second" you, so much
the better.
The prof needs to eliminate the problem. If the prof won't, the admin should.
This is breeder entitlement mentality at its worst. And, confronted headon, I
imagine it will collapse in on itself quickly.
Gutterboy
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"My 2 year old is a terror and is constanly in the corner, but all in all, my
kids are my life." -- Poster to the AOL breederboards
Missy
> their parents. An unusual number of these parents have a shriekling under
> three years old, as well as, a kid entering college. What is up with that?
>
birth during Moomie's misspent youth, then she somehow snagged herself
another man, and decided that they needed "a famuhlee", thus bringing
forth Shriekling.
Gallilea
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>*Rocky Balboa turd - a turd that takes much effort to pass and hurts you so
>much during the passage that you look and feel like Rocky Balboa at the end
>of the first Rocky movie. When finished you feel like yelling, "Adrienne,
>Adrienne", when you emerge from the bathroom.
Surely you'd want to wrap up this sort of event with John Wayne Toilet Paper.
Rough and tough, and don't take shit from nobody.
Gallilea
Sardonica
Oh my god. You're kidding. You've just got to be kidding. People bringing
kids into COLLEGE CLASSES??!!?? I swear, every time I tune into this
newsgroup I see things that make my head spin.
It would never, in a hundred million billion years, EVER occur to me that
someone might think it would be acceptable to bring young kids along to a
university course. I just can't believe it would be tolerated.
You should definitely do some 'quiet fussing' yourself if it ever happens
again.
--
Miss MIckey
"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. "
- Gloria Leonard
Ida Kern
bringing
> kids into COLLEGE CLASSES??!!?? I swear, every time I tune into this
> newsgroup I see things that make my head spin.
>
> It would never, in a hundred million billion years, EVER occur to me that
> someone might think it would be acceptable to bring young kids along to a
> university course. I just can't believe it would be tolerated.
Oh yes, my evening philosophy class at UMBC (around 1994) has a moo that
would frequently bring her infant to class.
To give her a (very small) margin of credit, she sat by the door and took
the spog out if it started fussing, however we could still hear it's shrieks
in the hall way so it was still distracting.
Ida
Gallilea
<Sard...@excite.com> writes:
>
>Oh my god. You're kidding. You've just got to be kidding. People bringing
>kids into COLLEGE CLASSES??!!?? I swear, every time I tune into this
>newsgroup I see things that make my head spin.
Oh, yes. I have a story to share on this subject. I posted this to Turtle's
board a few months ago, but I'll tell it again here. People who've already
read it are encouraged to hit the delete key now.
In one of my grad school statistics classes, there was a woman who brought her
toddler, age maybe 5, every single time. The woman sat behind me, and her
daughter sat at a desk behind her, and periodically throughout the class the
kid would get up, walk to the front of class, and throw something into the
old-fashioned steel garbage can at the front of the room, resulting in a loud
clanging noise. She would then stroll slowly back to her seat. The mother
never did a darn thing to stop this. The professor was of Asian extraction,
not a native English-speaker, and very timid and soft-spoken. He did nothing
to stop the problem, and basically acted as if it weren't happening at all.
One day, the woman showed up with her older child as well, and the two kids
spent the entire hour running up and down the hallway shrieking, disturbing
probably a dozen different classrooms along that hall. Mathematics and foreign
language classes-- subjects that people don't always pick up easily, and which
therefore require concentration that these brats utterly destroyed. (If
anybody went to Michigan State, this was on the C wing of Wells Hall). Nobody
did or said anything, and this woman acted like she had every right to do this.
At this time in my life, I didn't have the nerve to say anything either.
I used to know a guy who was a history professor at a college in Valdosta, GA.
He actively encouraged people to bring their kids to class, and embraced them
as a "valuable part of the class." He swears none of his students have ever
complained about it. I find that very difficult to believe.
Gallilea
Wolf
attending in the Fall in my new state. It was filled to the brim with
breeders and shrieklings. I couldn't imagine anyone being able to
concentrate with that drabble around. If one of those disgusting things is
in my class, you better believe I will complain. I pay far too much for
classes to sit and listen to someone's kid. Fortunately I was able to get a
high-level science class so perhaps the breeders won't be so prevalent
there. We all know how having kids kills brain cells.
-Wolf
"Gallilea" <mdon...@cs.comnospam> wrote in message
news:20010811172736...@nso-fw.news.cs.com...
> In article <9l2bqj$6v5sq$1...@ID-101719.news.dfncis.de>, "Sardonica"
> <Sard...@excite.com> writes:
<snip for brevity>
Gallilea
<dar...@home.com> writes:
>agine anyone being able to
>concentrate with that drabble around. If one of those disgusting things is
>in my class, you better believe I will complain. I pay far too much for
>classes to sit and listen to someone's kid.
I think this is what it all boils down to, really. Every person in a
particular class probably paid a large amount of money (or will be paying back
a large amount of loans) to be in that class. A breeder who didn't plan his or
her life well enough to get college out of the way before breeding does not
have the right to make his or her problems *everyone's* problems. I sometimes
post here about times when breeders bring their kids to their admissions
interviews, but for the most part I don't mind it a bit. But we make a BIG
point of informing them that children are not allowed in class, ever, nor are
they allowed to be in any of the campus buildings unattended while the parent
is in class.
I once heard a faculty member sum it up like this: People with no kids have
more options than people with kids. People with well-behaved kids have more
options than people with poorly-behaved kids. Life is about planning and
choices. If you don't plan properly, you wind up with fewer choices.
Gallilea
JD Kidkill
"Paul M. Cook┊" <pmBERMUDA_...@gte.net> wrote in message
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> See that is what really gets me. Those assholes not only just condone the
> behavior by ignoring it, they actively encourage it. I saw this same
thing
> recently in my favorite Japanese restaurant. Couple of grand breeders
with
> a toddler ticking and cooing it and teasing it into ever more intense
> shrieks. Every time it was like "ohhhhh, soo cyooot!"
> AAYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! "so cyoooooooooooottttt"
> AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "aren't we so pwecious"
> <tickle tickle tickle>
>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE
> EEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate this! It happens in restaurants; it happens at the DMV. One of
these days I am going to throttle the parents.
>
> Naturally, my death stares were greeted with beaming smiles of delight
from
> the boobs who ruined an expensive dinner.
>
They don't get it. They think it is soooooo cyoot. They think that
everyone else in the world loves little baybee shrieks. I am thinking of
bringing small rolls of duct tape every time I go out. When I hear the
shrieking, I will go up to the table and leave them a roll saying, "This
might help you with that problem."
They do make duct tape in little travel rolls, right?
JdK
binko
> They do make duct tape in little travel rolls, right?
I was thinking you could just bring a normal-sized one, and every time the li'l
darling quietly fusses, SKRORCH off a nice long piece.
I think the noise level is similar, and if you don't find it annoying, why
would anyone else? It's such a kyooooot sound, and you were only quiiiiiietly
pulling off a teeeeny widdle pieeeeece....
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