When asked by his half sister, with whom he had a torrid, long term
affair,
"I hope you like children?" he responded,
"I'm a fervent admirer of King Herod, as a matter of fact."
When asked if I like children, I always reply...
It depends on how you cook them.
JAM
That's great! Here's one I just thunk up:
Q. I hope you like childerin' ?
A. I've never childered.