Short delurk, long rant
Steve
I'm the ice lolly Pussycat referred to. You figure it out. :-)
Can I ask you a question? What happened to Reason? Has some bolt of
lightning struck somewhere and Mankind has lost the ability to think beyond
the moment and consider the consequences of their actions? Have we so
bubblewrapped society that the chyld rules by proxy and adults must cowtow
to the needs of the sproggen before - or even at the expense - of their own?
Gutterboy proves to me time and time again a theory I have - there is
something genetically wrong with anyone who wants children. The higher
brain function must decay somewhere along the process or else they'd think
about what would happen after that moment of passion??
My favorite target, though - Pahrunts who complain. This is for all those
leeching breeders out there who think they have it bad. The rest of you can
sit back and relax, this might take a moment.
As far as I am concerned, if someone spawns a pod, then their right to
complain about parenting is recinded. My rights are being eroded by your
mewling brats, so don't bring up Free Speech to ME. The cost of parenting
is borne on OUR backs, not yours! It's the tax breaks YOU get that WE - the
child free - pay for! What do we get for our hard earned pennies? SQUAT!
It's the housing preferences YOU get! Some of us are going to be made
homeless because we can't find work in our profession anymore. WE paid for
YOUR digs, so you have no fucking right to complain if it's too small, or in
a bad neighborhood, or anything else. To hell with us who work, who don't
take subsidized "family leave", who don't leave early in a panic when junior
gets a owie and has to see the school nurse. WE paid so YOU could have your
leeches. And don't tell me parenting is hard work, breeders. "It's all
about love, it's about family, it's about bringing a wonderful new life into
the world..." At least that's what you said BEFORE you popped. Now it's
hard work? Tough shit.
Next time Duhd wants to blow his wad, Moo, just swallow and be done with it.
Think of how much closer that intimacy will bring the two of you - before
the snotnose(s) rush in demanding a dwink of wahdoo. Think of what happens
to you after pop...that sexy little number you spent his fortune on that
you'll NEVER WEAR AGAIN! The weight gain you'll never lose, the water
retention, tits hanging to your knees, premature grey...just so you could
have a baybeeeeeeeee. And you're not even 30 yet!
Next time Moo wants to breed, Duhd, remember that magic moment when you
realize that if she does, you lose any chance of maintaining an active sex
life! She's moody, she's sick, she's irritable, she's rocking back and
forth in a sweat, giggling quietly to herself amidst tons of diapers and
baby spew...sexy, isn't it? No privacy, chyuld always crying, and you can't
get it up because you've lost the will to live, because YOUR little "bundle
of joy" is making you work harder and longer for less money! Speaking about
money, just imagine the slavery you'll enjoy just to pay for sproggen's
education! Say goodbye to any dreams YOU might have had.
What about when you both want to go out? Oh yes, those magic moments at
that candlelit dinner...oh wait, you can't do that. You had kids.
Um....let's see. The absolutely rockin' time clubbing....no wait, can't do
that either. Gotta be responsible. You've got kids! Ah, I know! That
honeymoon trip you wanted to take, but just had to work through. If you
didn't have one BEFORE the chyuld, you aint't gonna have one now! Think of
the tons of supplies you need just to keep sproggen comfy. Diapers,
bottles, carriers, bags, blankets, medications...AND YOU GET TO CARRY IT
ALL, DUHD!!
So the next time you advocate less rights for adults in favor of your little
crimes against humanity, and use those spine melting words "for the
children", remember this: they aren't children forever. You've sacrificed
your rights, and theirs when they reach adulthood, for something temporary.
You have put them in power and looked like fools doing it. And all this
with absolutely no guarantee that they'll grow up the way you want them to.
Chyldrun now run the world and trust me, they would have no qualms about
throwing you to the wolves to save their own little asses. And we have you
to blame.
One last thing: WHEN YOU HAVE CHILDREN, I HOPE THEY DO THE SAME TO YOU THAT
YOU DID TO YOURS!!
Scary thought, isn't it. That thought alone put me into perpetual
child-freedom!
Rant over. Comments welcome.
Steve
"Have you ever noticed the women who are against abortion are women you
wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" - George Carlin
Silvermoon
"Steve"
> Hi there,
> I'm the ice lolly Pussycat referred to. You figure it out. :-)
I can imagine :) Welcome!!
I snipped the rest of your post and I agree with Pete, good archive
material! After reading your rant, CAN I HEAR AN AMEN?
> Steve
> "Have you ever noticed the women who are against abortion are women you
> wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" - George Carlin
I love this... I just love this!
Sheena
>CAN I HEAR AN AMEN?
Amen.
Sheena
--
"Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head." --Tom Waits
Noelle
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> retention, tits hanging to your knees, premature grey...just so you could
> have a baybeeeeeeeee. And you're not even 30 yet!
Hey, let's not pick on the prematurely grey. :) Other than that, the rest of
your rant was spot on.
Noelle, kissed with silver
--
For all things find their season, and every season passes.
--"The Dreaming: Through the Gates of Horn and Ivory"
Steve
silver."
Steve
(pass the shovel)
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Polka Dot Toaster
she...@that.other.net.com.place says...
Caine
--
"I believe in contraception of every kind. Anybody who doesn't
oppose the population explosion is out of his mind.
Overpopulation ruins the ecology of all life."
Tennessee Williams, 1973
Winnie
> Noelle, kissed with silver
>
Winnie, bashed on the head with the whole bloody ingot :o)
Lozette
LOL, I reckon I was pre-pre-prematurely grey! I had my first grey hair
at 13 (!), started going noticeably grey at 17 (!!) and have been
colouring my hair ever since. I tried to go "au naturel" when I was 23
by not re-colouring my hair, and the end result was... well, enough to
make my hair turn grey ;-)
I'll be keeping L'Oreal in profit for a few years yet ;-)
Laura.
Hatter
>
>
> My favorite target, though - Pahrunts who complain. This is for all those
> leeching breeders out there who think they have it bad. The rest of you can
> sit back and relax, this might take a moment.
>
> As far as I am concerned, if someone spawns a pod, then their right to
> complain about parenting is recinded. My rights are being eroded by your
> mewling brats, so don't bring up Free Speech to ME
I don't mean to mess up such a fine little rant.
I'm not as adamant about it as you. I think your right to complain is
revoked a the first second of the second pregnancy. I'm not saying
that having the first one isn't stupid. It's like going into a funny
smelling room after everyone says it is so great, even if thought
their hair looks a little muddy, then being hit in the head with a
bucket of shit. Yes it was dumb, but you still get to complain about
getting hit with a bucket of shit. If the breeder, decides to go
through that door again knowing that there is a bucket of shit waiting
for you, well then, they should shut the fuck up.
Hatter
Just because you really are being hunted by killer robots from the
future does not mean you are not crazy.
Steve
away. You forget, these are people who know damn well the room they're
walking into, and if they don't have the brains to ask "why is your hair all
muddy", then they deserve what they get. What couple who would even
consider it hasn't heard the stories, doesn't know the pitfalls, doesn't
know how stressfull it is. The ones who are so uneducated to not look into
it first should be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
If they decide to take that plunge, and take responsibility to educate and
monitor their sproggs, that's one thing. Intelligent children do,
sometimes, occur. I myself am a former child. I had parents who took
responsibility. They never complained, and actually had the pride to do
without to see that I got, rather than look for handouts. They made sure I
did my homework, stayed out of trouble, and beat the hell out of me when I
didn't. (I refer you to the standard equipment of every father's
arsenal...The Belt.)
No, my problem is with the other 99% of moos. The hormonal 16 year old who
couldn't wait and didn't take precautions, the welfare moo with 7 kids and
no two belonging to the same father, the serial breeders who pop sprogg
after sprogg, then expect people to sympathize because it's so hard...the
famblees who think that just because they have children, those of us who
don't should bow down and worship the little fuckmuffins. Those are the
ones who should have their tongues removed.
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Winnie
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> > "Noelle" <gno...@centurytel.net> wrote in message
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> >
> > > Noelle, kissed with silver
> > >
> >
> > Winnie, bashed on the head with the whole bloody ingot :o)
>
> I'll be keeping L'Oreal in profit for a few years yet ;-)
>
> Laura.
And somewhere in Egypt there's a henna plantation with my name on it :o)
Winnie
Veronique
//elbows Winnie over// Hey, that plantation is at least half mine!
V.
--
Veronique Chez Sheep
Love will get you like a case of anthrax.
Winnie
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OK, you can have half, but I'm having some hazelnut trees on the side :o)
Winnie
Hatter
> There's one problem with your comparison - the shit will wash off and go
> away. You forget, these are people who know damn well the room they're
> walking into, and if they don't have the brains to ask "why is your hair all
> muddy", then they deserve what they get. What couple who would even
> consider it hasn't heard the stories, doesn't know the pitfalls, doesn't
> know how stressfull it is>
True, yes as I said, the first one is dumb, but you do see my point
about how significantly more stupid the second(or third,etc) is than
the first.
To sum up:
First Kid: Damn, I shoulda listened to you. This is hard. I never have
time or money to myself.
Me: Well, yeah you should of listened. Too bad for you, dude. When you
do have some free time, call me. Just no kiddie stuff, ok?
Second Kid: Damn, I shoulda listened to you. This is har...
Me: YOU DIDN'T LEARN THE FIRST TIME, MORON?! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR
WHINING!
pussycat
> True, yes as I said, the first one is dumb, but you do see my point
> about how significantly more stupid the second(or third,etc) is than
> the first.
>
> To sum up:
> First Kid: Damn, I shoulda listened to you. This is hard. I never have
> time or money to myself.
>
> Me: Well, yeah you should of listened. Too bad for you, dude. When you
> do have some free time, call me. Just no kiddie stuff, ok?
>
> Second Kid: Damn, I shoulda listened to you. This is har...
>
> Me: YOU DIDN'T LEARN THE FIRST TIME, MORON?! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR
> WHINING!
>
>
> Hatter
> Just because you really are being hunted by killer robots from the
> future does not mean you are not crazy.
I see it as Mamma Nature's way of keeping the population down. Most
breeders when they get broody only see the "love and kisses and cuddles and
bundle-of-joy and affection and being-the-same-as-their-friends and the
"magic" of creation and having someone who will love them and look after
them in old age" ad nauseum. They don't see the stinky nappies, vomit,
sleepless nights, fighting, schools, expense, and probably eventual
abandonment by aforementioned podperson
Me, I can see the whole picture. So, I believe, can all those who remain
CF. I can see the nappies, feel the ravages of age from sleepless nights,
feel the "urge to kill, rising" (as Homer Simpson once wisely said).
That, I think, is the main difference between CF and breeders. Clearer
vision.
-- pussycat
Saerah Bennett
>through that door again knowing that there is a bucket of shit waiting
>for you, well then, they should shut the fuck up.
hahaha! agreed. :) are you sure you dont have a kid?
Saerah
Mama to Eliana Aurora Ruth (April 30, 2002)
"Are we going to the same place? If so, can i come?"
"No!! Not the Tuesday surprise!!"
Tara Deen
Well, who cares what she wrote
http://www.altsupportchildfree.com/faq1.html, she of the kre8tive named
sprog.
Saerah Bennett
>Well, who cares what she wrote
>
>
>http://www.altsupportchildfree.com/faq1.html, she of the kre8tive named
>sprog.
>
Tara Deen
>
> well, at least i didnt get her name from a bad novel by margaret mitchell.
>
*plonk*
Tara
Winnie
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> Saerah
> Mama to Eliana Aurora Ruth (April 30, 2002)
Is that the date you drowned it, or...?
You just can't get the trolls these days
Winnie
Winnie
"Saerah Bennett" <anis...@aol.communicate> wrote in message
> well, at least i didnt get her name from a bad novel by margaret mitchell.
They really can't talk about anything else but their sproggen, can they?
Hey breeder, there's a gas truck coming....
Winnie