Having sex with a dog better then sex with a pregnant woman
Childfree Scott
FURY AS DOG SEX FARMER IS LET OFF
Oct 3 2003
A FARMER who had sex with a dog walked free from court yesterday.
Darran Emms, 35, was caught in the act with a Rhodesian ridgeback by
his pregnant wife Suzie Roberts.
She threw Emms out of their cottage at Kingskettle, Fife, and is
filing for divorce.
Emms was admonished when he appeared at Cupar Sheriff Court yesterday.
He had earlier admitted having sex with the family pet in August last
year.
When Emms was interviewed by police, he told them he was ``fed-up''
with the state of his six-year relationship with his wife.
He added that it was a ``single act of frustration''.
Last night, Suzie said she was disgusted Emms had been let off.
Suzie, 38, of Ladybank, Fife, said: ``It's totally unbelievable.
``He has ruined our marriage and our family life and he has never had
the decency to apologise.''
Suzie, a riding instructor and book-keeper, was pregnant with their
second child when the incident happened.
She got out of bed suffering from morning sickness and heard strange
noises coming from the cottage porch.
Suzie said: ``I couldn't believe what he was doing. It was horrific.
``I remember thinking that I was glad I had found him and not our
child.''
Beaker
>
> Darran Emms, 35, was caught in the act with a Rhodesian ridgeback by
> his pregnant wife Suzie Roberts.
>
> She threw Emms out of their cottage at Kingskettle, Fife, and is
> filing for divorce.
This woman don't understand that a man's dog is his first love
in Bubba country. *snicker*
bkr
No kids 4 you
>
>``I remember thinking that I was glad I had found him and not our
>child.''
>
JESUS CHRIST!!! Pedophilia or beasitality...what a coin toss. Deciding which
is worse is like trying to pick which eye you want poked out! Not to mention
that the woman is completly oblivious to the fact that she's carrying the spawn
of
Satin.
Jukejo1ntjezebel
of
Satin.
The spawn of Satin? Is that velveteen or crushed velvet?
~Jez
BookWyrm
>
><< the fact that she's carrying the spawn of Satin.
>
Polyester.
No kids 4 you
I was waiting to see where that went. A
nd since we're talking about the K9 lover again. Is anyone else wondering the
sex of the dog? Does he have two pregnant bitches now? Fido a homo? The
story could take any number of unexpected turns at this point.
tom c
"Childfree Scott" <scott...@my-deja.com> wrote in message > Suzie said:
``I couldn't believe what he was doing. It was horrific.
>
> ``I remember thinking that I was glad I had found him and not our
> child.''
Yea, but I bet the puppies would have cuter and easier to house break.
Tom C
J.D. Spangler
scott...@my-deja.com says...
>
>
>At least that's what this article implies...
>
>http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/content_objectid=13474935_method=full_siteid
>=89488_headline=-FURY-AS-DOG-SEX-FARMER-IS-LET-OFF-name_page.html
>
>FURY AS DOG SEX FARMER IS LET OFF
>Oct 3 2003
>
>A FARMER who had sex with a dog walked free from court yesterday.
>
>Darran Emms, 35, was caught in the act with a Rhodesian ridgeback by
>his pregnant wife Suzie Roberts.
FYI
http://www.akc.org/breeds/recbreeds/rhodrdge.cfm
Sez these things were bred to hunt lions...
--
J.D. "Yes I Am Drunk Why Do YOu Ask?" Spangler
ayrsayle at earthlinknospam.net
"When any sick fuck can breed, any sick fuck will." - Bronxelf
Hatter
> the spawn
> of
> Satin.
everyone knows Satin does not spawn, it only sheets
Hatter
Childfree Scott
> sex of the dog? Does he have two pregnant bitches now? Fido a homo? The
> story could take any number of unexpected turns at this point.
I am still trying to find this out. I have to assume that since the
article didn't specify the gender of the dog, therefore it must be a
male dog.
stePH
> In article <Xns940E21D7B137...@News.Individual.net>, Caine says...
>
> Also sounds like a nice piece of tail, being strong at the insertion, then
> tapering off towards the end, into the afterglow.
>
... and free from coarseness, don't forget :P
stePH
--
NP: Liquid Tension Experiment, LTE 2 - "Acid Rain"
Stella Hackell
scott...@my-deja.com (Childfree Scott) wrote:
> At least that's what this article implies...
>
>
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/content_objectid=13474935_method=full_site
id=89488_headline=-FURY-AS-DOG-SEX-FARMER-IS-LET-OFF-name_page.html
>
> FURY AS DOG SEX FARMER IS LET OFF
> Oct 3 2003
>
> A FARMER who had sex with a dog walked free from court yesterday.
He may be free, but his name is now all over the English-speaking press as a guy
who fucks dogs.
--
Stella Hackell ste...@lmi.net
She who succeeds in gaining the mastery of the bicycle will gain the
mastery of life.
--Frances E. Willard, _How I Learned to Ride the Bicycle_
BookWyrm
...
>>Darran Emms, 35, was caught in the act with a Rhodesian ridgeback by
>>his pregnant wife Suzie Roberts.
><snip>
>
>FYI
>
>http://www.akc.org/breeds/recbreeds/rhodrdge.cfm
>
>Sez these things were bred to hunt lions...
>
ah, no relation to a Norwegian Ridgeback then? (g/d/r)
BookWyrm
>> http://www.akc.org/breeds/recbreeds/rhodrdge.cfm
>>
>> Sez these things were bred to hunt lions...
>
>
>age.
Well, some of us didn't...
>How on earth, or the universe, for that matter make it okay for a human to
>fuck one of them? Or does breed matter?
I don't think that's what he's saying... Though there might be some implication
in the 'bred to hunt lions' bit that if the dog didn't like it, it was capable
of defending itself.
As in, a RR wouldn't be as badly injured by being fucked by a human as, say, a
Chihuahua would.
Anthony J. Bryant
> He may be free, but his name is now all over the English-speaking press as a guy
> who fucks dogs.
>
Remember the joke about the drunk guy in a bar?
"I was in the army for five years. Do they call me 'Bill the soldier'? No. I
built my house with my own two hands. Do they call me 'Bill the builder'? No. I
can fix anything on four wheels. Do they call me 'Bill the mechanic'? No. But,
dammit, you fuck ONE goat..."
Tony
Tsorton
wrote:
>Jason G wrote:
>> In article <Xns940E21D7B137...@News.Individual.net>, Caine says...
>>
>> Also sounds like a nice piece of tail, being strong at the insertion, then
>> tapering off towards the end, into the afterglow.
>>
>
>... and free from coarseness, don't forget :P
>
>stePH
Gawd, I am sharing a NG with real perverts!
Madia, innocent and stuff (cleaning coffee off her monitor)
"...And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'cause
there's bugger all down here on earth" -Monty Python
J.D. Spangler
alecon...@btinet.net says...
>
>
>J.D. Spangler wrote in alt.support.childfree:
<snip>
>> FYI
>>
>> http://www.akc.org/breeds/recbreeds/rhodrdge.cfm
>>
>> Sez these things were bred to hunt lions...
>
>
>Rhodesia and all. (former Rhodesia now being Zimbabwe.)
Good for you.
>How on earth, or the universe, for that matter make it okay for a human to
>fuck one of them? Or does breed matter?
*boggle*
And where did I say that? They gave the dog's breed. I got curious. I looked
it up. Thought the fact that it was a lion-hunting breed was interesting.
Decided to post it to the group as a side tangent to the topic.
I'm not seeing where that translates to "It's ok to fuck your dog" anymore
than the original post did.
--
Regards,
J.D. Spangler
J.D. Spangler
zenNOSP...@blacksNOSPAMburg.net says...
>
>
>alecon...@btinet.net says...
<snip>
>>How on earth, or the universe, for that matter make it okay for a human to
>>fuck one of them? Or does breed matter?
>
>I don't think that's what he's saying... Though there might be some
>implication
>in the 'bred to hunt lions' bit that if the dog didn't like it, it was capable
>of defending itself.
That's an interesting point... I think if the dog had objected, Farmer Emms
would have lost more than his dignity. :^)
Not what I was thinking at the time, just "WTF is a RR? Oh neat."
>As in, a RR wouldn't be as badly injured by being fucked by a human as, say, a
>Chihuahua would.
*shudder* Chihuahuas. Eww.
--
Regards,
J.D. Spangler
Ian Harvey
"BookWyrm" <zenNOSP...@blacksNOSPAMburg.net> wrote in message
news:bm1ndu$3fep$2...@news3.infoave.net...
> As in, a RR wouldn't be as badly injured by being fucked by a human as,
say, a
> Chihuahua would.
>
>
Isn't that what the duct tape is for?
Ian