Just a funny to brighten your day :D

[Jo]

My SIL sent this to me and it took me 10 minutes to stop laughing!
Drink alert ... put your soda, coffee, wine glass, or whatever you're drinking
down first.

At the card shop: A woman, Elaine, was spending a long time looking at
the cards, finally shaking her head, "No."

A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?"

"I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your
dick' cards?"

<snort>

Jo

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